harry
@harrygreen.bsky.social
wickedly talented, one and only
harry / 30 / london
harry / 30 / london
first day back at work tomorrow after the actual best two weeks of my life. pray for me divas. might hand in my notice before 12pm.
September 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
first day back at work tomorrow after the actual best two weeks of my life. pray for me divas. might hand in my notice before 12pm.
someone put liza minnelli and cher in locked rooms asap
August 26, 2026 at 4:10 PM
someone put liza minnelli and cher in locked rooms asap
psychometric tests should be illegal how tf
am i supposed to know what my own personality is??
am i supposed to know what my own personality is??
August 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
psychometric tests should be illegal how tf
am i supposed to know what my own personality is??
am i supposed to know what my own personality is??
i refuse to accept that the new second centre of government in this country is above a fucking slug and lettuce
July 24, 2026 at 7:04 PM
i refuse to accept that the new second centre of government in this country is above a fucking slug and lettuce
deleted posts on bluesky up 4000%
July 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
deleted posts on bluesky up 4000%
it’s 4 million degrees in the flat and now virgin media has gone down. might pitch myself off the roof lads
June 24, 2026 at 7:35 PM
it’s 4 million degrees in the flat and now virgin media has gone down. might pitch myself off the roof lads
i am NOT happy this morning
This is a lightning map, and also a map of everyone awake at 4am.
June 23, 2026 at 6:17 AM
i am NOT happy this morning
tbf he’s done *some* good things but you can’t ignore just how completely fundamentally shit at politics keir starmer (and most of labour) is
June 22, 2026 at 8:47 AM
tbf he’s done *some* good things but you can’t ignore just how completely fundamentally shit at politics keir starmer (and most of labour) is
is kate king a reform voter? discuss
June 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
is kate king a reform voter? discuss
took my insoles out cos wet shoes and found this nicely stuck into the bottom of the left one (the glass not the 5p) what the fuck???
May 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
took my insoles out cos wet shoes and found this nicely stuck into the bottom of the left one (the glass not the 5p) what the fuck???
just saying this is still a goer
kick keir out in may, get ar ange in to replace him, sunlit uplands and vapes for everyone
May 12, 2026 at 11:34 AM
just saying this is still a goer
Reposted by harry
Why does it look like Rachel Reeves is officiating a wedding between Keir Starmer and Gordon Brown
May 9, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Why does it look like Rachel Reeves is officiating a wedding between Keir Starmer and Gordon Brown
Reposted by harry
BREAKING: Second Ever Green Mayor Win 🎉
Liam Shrivastava has been elected Mayor of Lewisham – huge congratulations!
Liam Shrivastava has been elected Mayor of Lewisham – huge congratulations!
May 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
BREAKING: Second Ever Green Mayor Win 🎉
Liam Shrivastava has been elected Mayor of Lewisham – huge congratulations!
Liam Shrivastava has been elected Mayor of Lewisham – huge congratulations!
greens in for lewisham mayor i know that’s right!!!!!
May 8, 2026 at 4:03 PM
greens in for lewisham mayor i know that’s right!!!!!
bank holiday weekend hangover is something else entirely uh oh
May 4, 2026 at 9:49 AM
bank holiday weekend hangover is something else entirely uh oh
yet again i have been conned into cooking a roast when what i actually want to do is go to the pub. justice for me when?
April 5, 2026 at 12:27 PM
yet again i have been conned into cooking a roast when what i actually want to do is go to the pub. justice for me when?
sat on the sofa minding my own business and the biggest most disgusting spider decided to crawl out of the blanket i was under. i broke 2 glasses, ruined 1 coffee table and had to hoover the entire flat.
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
sat on the sofa minding my own business and the biggest most disgusting spider decided to crawl out of the blanket i was under. i broke 2 glasses, ruined 1 coffee table and had to hoover the entire flat.
kick keir out in may, get ar ange in to replace him, sunlit uplands and vapes for everyone
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 AM
kick keir out in may, get ar ange in to replace him, sunlit uplands and vapes for everyone
can we ban people starting emails with just names? what’s wrong with a little hi or perhaps a tiny hello. fuck off!!!
February 4, 2026 at 11:09 AM
can we ban people starting emails with just names? what’s wrong with a little hi or perhaps a tiny hello. fuck off!!!
apple why are you like thisssssssssss :(
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
apple why are you like thisssssssssss :(
too cold in bathroom to get out of bath oops
January 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
too cold in bathroom to get out of bath oops
oh this hangover is going HARD divas
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 PM
oh this hangover is going HARD divas
going to melt in the bath for the next four or five hours brb
December 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
going to melt in the bath for the next four or five hours brb
4 hours of work tomorrow and then straight to hell!!! (heathrow airport on christmas eve)
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
4 hours of work tomorrow and then straight to hell!!! (heathrow airport on christmas eve)