harry
@harrygreen.bsky.social
wickedly talented, one and only
harry / 30 / london
harry / 30 / london
richard branson can fuck off
June 24, 2026 at 7:43 PM
richard branson can fuck off
took my insoles out cos wet shoes and found this nicely stuck into the bottom of the left one (the glass not the 5p) what the fuck???
May 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
took my insoles out cos wet shoes and found this nicely stuck into the bottom of the left one (the glass not the 5p) what the fuck???
my idea of a perfect world is one in which there are no emails at all
February 4, 2026 at 11:14 AM
my idea of a perfect world is one in which there are no emails at all
apple why are you like thisssssssssss :(
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
apple why are you like thisssssssssss :(
new work computer perfectly designed and placed to completely fuck my knees every time i swivel my on my silly chair😌
September 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
new work computer perfectly designed and placed to completely fuck my knees every time i swivel my on my silly chair😌
obviously i know why this is the case but so fucking annoying that angela rayner has gone for a genuine idiotic mistake and meanwhile this gem is an absolute non-story anywhere but the guardian
September 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
obviously i know why this is the case but so fucking annoying that angela rayner has gone for a genuine idiotic mistake and meanwhile this gem is an absolute non-story anywhere but the guardian
why is the rain doing that
May 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
why is the rain doing that
too much of this nonsense!! this lovely independent looking book shop near me is none other than a waterstones in disguise
March 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
too much of this nonsense!! this lovely independent looking book shop near me is none other than a waterstones in disguise
4 great british pounds and 8 english pence for this???? its so over
March 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
4 great british pounds and 8 english pence for this???? its so over
looooong shot but does anyone know anywhere within the m25/inner SE england that looks like this? trynna find a location for a shoot and apparently a tree in a field is impossible to locate
February 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
looooong shot but does anyone know anywhere within the m25/inner SE england that looks like this? trynna find a location for a shoot and apparently a tree in a field is impossible to locate
might as well say delayed by train crews being delayed by delays tbqh
January 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
might as well say delayed by train crews being delayed by delays tbqh
my film made the first page of the lsff 2025 programme🥺🥺
January 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
my film made the first page of the lsff 2025 programme🥺🥺
sorry babe but the stupid christmas tree earring stays on during sex
December 20, 2024 at 10:58 AM
sorry babe but the stupid christmas tree earring stays on during sex
it has a fucking handle kms
December 17, 2024 at 7:28 PM
it has a fucking handle kms
bought the giant box of crisps and totally forgot i’d have to drag it home on the bus. fucked around and found out girls.
December 17, 2024 at 7:06 PM
bought the giant box of crisps and totally forgot i’d have to drag it home on the bus. fucked around and found out girls.
we’re going to the pub divas
December 13, 2024 at 7:48 PM
we’re going to the pub divas
ready to be thoroughly whelmed
December 12, 2024 at 7:20 PM
ready to be thoroughly whelmed