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Life sucks… suck it back
Marriage should be illegal
September 6, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Marriage should be illegal
I excuse myself from the party to smoke a cig by my lone wolf self but then everyone follows me outside because im so fucking cool just like Jesus 😔 father forgive them
September 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I excuse myself from the party to smoke a cig by my lone wolf self but then everyone follows me outside because im so fucking cool just like Jesus 😔 father forgive them
Smoke with etiquette or you betta quit
August 23, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Smoke with etiquette or you betta quit
Since I’m a smart person, I will never have to deal with grief. I have already fully processed and accepted the eventual deaths of everyone around me… true mournful sadness will never find me, because I’m no bitch
August 22, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Since I’m a smart person, I will never have to deal with grief. I have already fully processed and accepted the eventual deaths of everyone around me… true mournful sadness will never find me, because I’m no bitch
Bout to take my ass for a walk…
August 21, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Bout to take my ass for a walk…
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There were some words in your letter that touched me, ‘I should really like to get away from everything, I’m the cause of everything and only make others sad, I alone have caused all this misery to myself and others’
August 17, 2026 at 4:36 AM
There were some words in your letter that touched me, ‘I should really like to get away from everything, I’m the cause of everything and only make others sad, I alone have caused all this misery to myself and others’
Should I get dick surgery or the surgery that makes you tall? (This is, of course, assuming I come into a beefy sum of slee moola)
August 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Should I get dick surgery or the surgery that makes you tall? (This is, of course, assuming I come into a beefy sum of slee moola)
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Every day I go for a long walk.
August 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Every day I go for a long walk.
Sometimes I feel lonely cuz my blood family hates me and my chosen family hates replying to my many needy texts
July 31, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Sometimes I feel lonely cuz my blood family hates me and my chosen family hates replying to my many needy texts
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i think all summer blockbusters should have Will Smith doing a bespoke rap about the movie over the end credits
July 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
i think all summer blockbusters should have Will Smith doing a bespoke rap about the movie over the end credits
The quirks of cucking a cauliflower
July 22, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The quirks of cucking a cauliflower
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when you drink beer you piss out its body and you burp out its ghost
July 21, 2026 at 4:02 AM
when you drink beer you piss out its body and you burp out its ghost
Been dabbling in this
July 21, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Been dabbling in this
Being on antidepressants made me forget cumming actually feels pretty good
June 30, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Being on antidepressants made me forget cumming actually feels pretty good
That show DTF St Louis is really goddamn amazing
June 30, 2026 at 5:01 AM
That show DTF St Louis is really goddamn amazing
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I cringe at the train coming at me in movies. I have never watched a train that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is trying to run me over with the train
June 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I cringe at the train coming at me in movies. I have never watched a train that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is trying to run me over with the train
Shitting my pants over these produce prices call that Meijerhea
June 30, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Shitting my pants over these produce prices call that Meijerhea
Tonight was powerful in a transsexual way
June 30, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Tonight was powerful in a transsexual way
I don’t discriminate I associate with both witches and Christian bitches.
June 29, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I don’t discriminate I associate with both witches and Christian bitches.
I’m 35 now so you have to respect me
June 26, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I’m 35 now so you have to respect me
If you don’t wanna fuck yourself something’s wrong w you…
June 24, 2026 at 5:46 AM
If you don’t wanna fuck yourself something’s wrong w you…
I’ve decided to go viral
June 23, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I’ve decided to go viral
The only way to be self aware is by always watching a reality tv show of yourself that’s being filmed and played back to you in real time. unfortunately most of the footage would just be you reacting to the footage. so it’s probably best to just not be self aware
June 23, 2026 at 4:51 AM
The only way to be self aware is by always watching a reality tv show of yourself that’s being filmed and played back to you in real time. unfortunately most of the footage would just be you reacting to the footage. so it’s probably best to just not be self aware
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violence consumes all my thoughts
June 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
violence consumes all my thoughts