banner
hayvwhite.bsky.social
@hayvwhite.bsky.social
I like movies, cats, crafts, and dissociating from an ever-growing reservoir of existential dread.
Reposted
whenever somebody doubles and triples down about how maybe AI is alive and sentient I just feel very bad for them that they think so little of humanity that it could be replicated with an LLM
September 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Earlier I curled up on the couch with my tabby swirled like a cinnamon roll in my arms. We slept a good hour, woke up in the same exact position. Bliss.
September 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Apple Watches are unnerving. I don’t need more data about my body, I need to think about it less.
September 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Reposted
I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid.
August 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Little Debbie snack cakes. Velveeta cheese. Pickled beet boiled eggs. Deviled chicken spread on white bread. Butter and cocoa powder on toast. Those soft kind of chalky sugar cookies with a thick layer of frosting and sprinkles on them. Tortilla chips with the canned Frito cheese.
August 18, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Reposted
man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Reposted
remember when they found out about aliens but everything was so terrible that we all went “not now, aliens, we’re busy” and then things just kept getting worse?
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Kid asked why our neighbor calls his parent something different. (They’re two-spirit.)

Spouse: “They prefer to use a word from their culture, it’s what they like to be called. Some people don't feel like a he or she.”

Kid: "Oh yeah, like Kirby. Kirby isn't a he or a she, Kirby is just Kirby!"
February 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I accepted this a long time ago.
it’s not that i don’t care, it’s that i refuse to invest energy into it when ultimately, nothing is going to happen. no one’s going to be punished, no consequences, no accountability. this is what america is in 2026.
February 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
September 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Reposted
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
August 10, 2024 at 3:21 PM
More of this please.
I like this. Since under RFK Jr, Covid shots are now for people with underlying conditions that put them at risk, Michigan’s chief medical executive Dr. Natasha Bagdasarian states that not having the most recent Covid shot constitutes such an underlying condition.

www.michigan.gov/mdhhs/inside...
September 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Reposted
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
There are few things in our control at the moment, but there is Animal Crossing.

We just convinced Raymond to stay, so feeling pretty crisp about that.
September 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ken Jennings is a real one for this top 4.

I’ve seen a couple people talking about the Red Shoes lately .. I think Betsey Johnson picked it for her Criterion Closet sesh. Need a rewatch.

#letterboxd #top4
September 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What y’all doin’? Screwin’?
September 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I need to stop reading my teenage journals. That shit is too real.
March 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rupaul really put a buttplug on the Snatch Game judging panel.
February 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
There is no one more prolific than a creative 5 year old with ten packs of markers and an unlimited amount of paper.
February 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My dry shampoo and air freshener bottles are the same size and color. This has almost caused a disaster twice. (Yes I’m moving one of them now.)
February 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Is it: “If I want something done right I’ll do it myself” ?

Or is it: “If I want something done a specific way I can’t expect others to perfectly adapt my method, which is no more ‘right’ than other methods.”
February 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Just realized my bite alignment has been thrown off and my teeth hurt all the time because I’ve been clenching my jaw and pushing my bottom teeth against the back of my top teeth.

Am guessing TMJ is becoming more and more prominent among Americans these days.
February 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It’s like a bunch of kids doing donuts on the front lawn in Barbie jeeps
February 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hey did you know it’s punk rock to be conservative?
February 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
As much as I’d like it to be neatly laid out and predictable, healing continues to remain non-linear.
February 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM