Hesperides
@hesperidesx.bsky.social
Rambling about Kate Bush and Dune
18+, sometimes posting NSFW content with content warnings
(He/They)
18+, sometimes posting NSFW content with content warnings
(He/They)
Jonathan being able to boulder his way from his room to Dracula's calls into question why Drac must do so in Lizard Fashion at all. Does he just do it like that because he is bored? Is Jonathan also secretly Lizard Fashioned? Is Jonathan a hater?
July 1, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Jonathan being able to boulder his way from his room to Dracula's calls into question why Drac must do so in Lizard Fashion at all. Does he just do it like that because he is bored? Is Jonathan also secretly Lizard Fashioned? Is Jonathan a hater?
You're laughing? I'm imprisoned by Dracula and you're laughing?
June 19, 2026 at 1:07 PM
You're laughing? I'm imprisoned by Dracula and you're laughing?
Tango In The Night rocks because the men are at their best (paranoid, jilted, horny, and upset) and Stevie is singing Seven Wonders
June 9, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Tango In The Night rocks because the men are at their best (paranoid, jilted, horny, and upset) and Stevie is singing Seven Wonders
Brian De Palma is so funny
YES keep cutting away! Keep doing it! Keep ratcheting up the tension! The main character is writhing in pain on the bathroom floor and it is because the idiots of Staten Island can't write fancy French names like "Danielle" on a cake fast enough
YES keep cutting away! Keep doing it! Keep ratcheting up the tension! The main character is writhing in pain on the bathroom floor and it is because the idiots of Staten Island can't write fancy French names like "Danielle" on a cake fast enough
May 28, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Brian De Palma is so funny
YES keep cutting away! Keep doing it! Keep ratcheting up the tension! The main character is writhing in pain on the bathroom floor and it is because the idiots of Staten Island can't write fancy French names like "Danielle" on a cake fast enough
YES keep cutting away! Keep doing it! Keep ratcheting up the tension! The main character is writhing in pain on the bathroom floor and it is because the idiots of Staten Island can't write fancy French names like "Danielle" on a cake fast enough
In Resident Evil, Why does Barry give Jill, who he is setting up to die, a grenade launcher? Why doesn't he just use it to KILL WESKER? IS HE DUMB?
May 22, 2026 at 1:06 AM
In Resident Evil, Why does Barry give Jill, who he is setting up to die, a grenade launcher? Why doesn't he just use it to KILL WESKER? IS HE DUMB?
Dracula survival horror game where you are Jonathan trying to escape the castle, but when Dracula catches you he starts asking about property laws and asks if his English accent is believable
May 17, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Dracula survival horror game where you are Jonathan trying to escape the castle, but when Dracula catches you he starts asking about property laws and asks if his English accent is believable
Why does Gaga look like she's wearing a weird Bene Gesserit stillsuit during How Bad Do You Want Me?
May 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Why does Gaga look like she's wearing a weird Bene Gesserit stillsuit during How Bad Do You Want Me?
Dracula couldn't be written today. Not because of woke. Because Dracula wouldn't be a threat to anyone if he had access to Goodreads
May 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Dracula couldn't be written today. Not because of woke. Because Dracula wouldn't be a threat to anyone if he had access to Goodreads
Dracula is neurodivergent and his special interest is "England"
May 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Dracula is neurodivergent and his special interest is "England"
Every friend group needs one Ordog, one stregoica, a pair of vrolok and vlkoslac, and a pokol to do shit in
May 6, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Every friend group needs one Ordog, one stregoica, a pair of vrolok and vlkoslac, and a pokol to do shit in
Yeast (2008) is such a struggle to watch. I intentionally crafted my adult friend circle to be nothing like this. I squirmed the whole time.
It is so painfully funny, though, that a character happily jumps on broken glass rather than put up with the main character being a nag.
It is so painfully funny, though, that a character happily jumps on broken glass rather than put up with the main character being a nag.
April 27, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Yeast (2008) is such a struggle to watch. I intentionally crafted my adult friend circle to be nothing like this. I squirmed the whole time.
It is so painfully funny, though, that a character happily jumps on broken glass rather than put up with the main character being a nag.
It is so painfully funny, though, that a character happily jumps on broken glass rather than put up with the main character being a nag.
Nine Inch Noize told the computer to make these guys super gay and horny for Parasite, and it did
April 17, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Nine Inch Noize told the computer to make these guys super gay and horny for Parasite, and it did
New haircut! Still learning how to style it how i want. But i feel cool/cute
April 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
New haircut! Still learning how to style it how i want. But i feel cool/cute
Getting no sleep this weekend, terribly hungover 🥲
Need somebody to cuddle and let me shout at while we play Resident Evil
Need somebody to cuddle and let me shout at while we play Resident Evil
April 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Getting no sleep this weekend, terribly hungover 🥲
Need somebody to cuddle and let me shout at while we play Resident Evil
Need somebody to cuddle and let me shout at while we play Resident Evil
Would you want to see me take it 😳
April 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Would you want to see me take it 😳
Is Robyn ever going to recover from the cringe of writing "juicy hentai"? Am I the problem?
April 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Is Robyn ever going to recover from the cringe of writing "juicy hentai"? Am I the problem?
Me reading Dungeon Crawler Carl book 3
a man wearing glasses says i can 't know how to hear anymore about tables
ALT: a man wearing glasses says i can 't know how to hear anymore about tables
media.tenor.com
April 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Me reading Dungeon Crawler Carl book 3
Watching Wall Street and all of the Quotrons makes me yearn for a time where you had 12 computers that all did one thing each and they were named like "cumtron"
April 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Watching Wall Street and all of the Quotrons makes me yearn for a time where you had 12 computers that all did one thing each and they were named like "cumtron"
"The Voice" reality competition show but not for singers. For Bene Gesserits
April 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
"The Voice" reality competition show but not for singers. For Bene Gesserits
Considering writing some kind of "thing" about a fictional final trade show of a bone trading company. I don't know the core of the story or how it ends.
But I am really attached to the idea of a CEO on stage announcing the new fall collection of infant skeletons. With Vegas Showgirls.
But I am really attached to the idea of a CEO on stage announcing the new fall collection of infant skeletons. With Vegas Showgirls.
March 29, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Considering writing some kind of "thing" about a fictional final trade show of a bone trading company. I don't know the core of the story or how it ends.
But I am really attached to the idea of a CEO on stage announcing the new fall collection of infant skeletons. With Vegas Showgirls.
But I am really attached to the idea of a CEO on stage announcing the new fall collection of infant skeletons. With Vegas Showgirls.
My cats in Mewgenics lying to themselves
March 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
My cats in Mewgenics lying to themselves
Nine Inch Nails is like an hour late, but the preshow mix just had Goodbye Horses and that might have been the highlight of my week
February 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Nine Inch Nails is like an hour late, but the preshow mix just had Goodbye Horses and that might have been the highlight of my week
Weirdest part of "Wuthering Heights" was that I could understand Joseph. Why did Emerald not decide to just make him an unintelligible cartoon character like in the book?
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Weirdest part of "Wuthering Heights" was that I could understand Joseph. Why did Emerald not decide to just make him an unintelligible cartoon character like in the book?