Hesperides
@hesperidesx.bsky.social
Rambling about Kate Bush and Dune
18+, sometimes posting NSFW content with content warnings
(He/They)
18+, sometimes posting NSFW content with content warnings
(He/They)
For his birthday he said he just wanted me to save my load for a week 🥵
September 18, 2026 at 3:28 PM
For his birthday he said he just wanted me to save my load for a week 🥵
You're laughing? I'm imprisoned by Dracula and you're laughing?
June 19, 2026 at 1:07 PM
You're laughing? I'm imprisoned by Dracula and you're laughing?
Dracula is neurodivergent and his special interest is "England"
May 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Dracula is neurodivergent and his special interest is "England"
Every friend group needs one Ordog, one stregoica, a pair of vrolok and vlkoslac, and a pokol to do shit in
May 6, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Every friend group needs one Ordog, one stregoica, a pair of vrolok and vlkoslac, and a pokol to do shit in
New haircut! Still learning how to style it how i want. But i feel cool/cute
April 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
New haircut! Still learning how to style it how i want. But i feel cool/cute
Getting no sleep this weekend, terribly hungover 🥲
Need somebody to cuddle and let me shout at while we play Resident Evil
Need somebody to cuddle and let me shout at while we play Resident Evil
April 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Getting no sleep this weekend, terribly hungover 🥲
Need somebody to cuddle and let me shout at while we play Resident Evil
Need somebody to cuddle and let me shout at while we play Resident Evil
Would you want to see me take it 😳
April 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Would you want to see me take it 😳
My cats in Mewgenics lying to themselves
March 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
My cats in Mewgenics lying to themselves
Ear Jobs for Early Voters
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ear Jobs for Early Voters
If you CAN Believe it! It's Friday. Again!
October 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If you CAN Believe it! It's Friday. Again!
When Eggman won't stop making machines in the likeness of a human mind
October 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
When Eggman won't stop making machines in the likeness of a human mind
"Don't Rain on My Parade, Snake"
August 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"Don't Rain on My Parade, Snake"
Sue: Alright Eyepatch, your mission is to infiltrate Glee Club and get me that Shagohod. Good luck Cargo Pants
Snake: Glee Club?
Snake: Glee Club?
August 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sue: Alright Eyepatch, your mission is to infiltrate Glee Club and get me that Shagohod. Good luck Cargo Pants
Snake: Glee Club?
Snake: Glee Club?
Me, in despair, to my unseasoned pot of boiled vegetables:
July 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Me, in despair, to my unseasoned pot of boiled vegetables:
I really needed this. I need to know why Metal Water Wood didnt crack the hot 100
May 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I really needed this. I need to know why Metal Water Wood didnt crack the hot 100
I don't understand why "tiefling" can't just be the theme for every party
May 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I don't understand why "tiefling" can't just be the theme for every party
I'm just a Modern Prometheus baby
(This only makes sense with the context that I'm at a Frankenstein themed bar but whatever)
(This only makes sense with the context that I'm at a Frankenstein themed bar but whatever)
April 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm just a Modern Prometheus baby
(This only makes sense with the context that I'm at a Frankenstein themed bar but whatever)
(This only makes sense with the context that I'm at a Frankenstein themed bar but whatever)
I know that drinking the Paris Catacombs waters would make me too powerful
April 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I know that drinking the Paris Catacombs waters would make me too powerful
The bones are their money
April 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The bones are their money