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Hadley Freeman, five days ago.
September 7, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Hadley Freeman, five days ago.
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Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane.
Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere
Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere
Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
August 27, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane.
Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere
Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere
Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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Every day I'm more vindicated than the last. They were sending me death threats for this.
August 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Every day I'm more vindicated than the last. They were sending me death threats for this.
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Someone should invent a type of movie that is only sex scenes
‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’ director Will Gluck says they cut out “so much nudity” from the film because he thinks audiences dislike sex on screen.
“Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable.”
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/fe...)
“Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable.”
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/fe...)
August 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Someone should invent a type of movie that is only sex scenes
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Oscar-winning Irish actress Brenda Fricker, best known for her roles in My Left Foot and Home Alone 2: Lost In New York, has died aged 81, her agent said
Oscar-winning Irish actress Brenda Fricker dies, aged 81
Oscar-winning Irish actress Brenda Fricker, best known for her roles in My Left Foot and Home Alone 2: Lost In New York, has died aged 81, her agent said.
www.rte.ie
July 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Oscar-winning Irish actress Brenda Fricker, best known for her roles in My Left Foot and Home Alone 2: Lost In New York, has died aged 81, her agent said
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You’re laughing
Lindsey Graham died and is being reincarnated as Ben Shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing
Lindsey Graham died and is being reincarnated as Ben Shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing
July 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
You’re laughing
Lindsey Graham died and is being reincarnated as Ben Shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing
Lindsey Graham died and is being reincarnated as Ben Shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing
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In a way, anything can be The News
Travis Kelce, who married Taylor Swift at Madison Square Garden, showed his enthusiasm for the nuptials by liking several posts from wedding guests.
Travis Kelce is busy liking these Taylor Swift wedding guest photos
Travis Kelce, who married Taylor Swift at Madison Square Garden, showed his enthusiasm for the nuptials by liking several posts from wedding guests.
bit.ly
July 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
In a way, anything can be The News
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Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
June 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
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how i treat my computers every time i look at component prices these days
June 8, 2026 at 5:09 AM
how i treat my computers every time i look at component prices these days
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heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
May 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
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Surely they've suffered enough?
May 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Surely they've suffered enough?
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oh hell yeah now this is how you kick off monday discourse
Bringing you the Threads discourse so you don’t have to go to a Zuck site unless you want. Bless 🫶🏻
April 13, 2026 at 3:23 PM
oh hell yeah now this is how you kick off monday discourse
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