HillbillyAl
@hillbillyal.bsky.social
You can call me Al
I like video games
I like dnd
Twitch.tv/hillbillyal
I like video games
I like dnd
Twitch.tv/hillbillyal
Enshittification is really hitting all sectors, including back-to-school. You can tell Elmer's glue changed their recipe; it barely tastes the same anymore.
August 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Enshittification is really hitting all sectors, including back-to-school. You can tell Elmer's glue changed their recipe; it barely tastes the same anymore.
99% of ancient Chinese emperors stopped drinking their mercury-based immortality elixirs just before they worked.
April 23, 2026 at 11:18 AM
99% of ancient Chinese emperors stopped drinking their mercury-based immortality elixirs just before they worked.
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FROG DANCE
I was Seized By Inspiration from a song that @hillbillyal.bsky.social made and posted to the discord. Maybe I was just looking for An Excuse to not be productive. Perhaps I just like to use Emphasizing Capitalization these days. Who can say.
I was Seized By Inspiration from a song that @hillbillyal.bsky.social made and posted to the discord. Maybe I was just looking for An Excuse to not be productive. Perhaps I just like to use Emphasizing Capitalization these days. Who can say.
April 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
FROG DANCE
I was Seized By Inspiration from a song that @hillbillyal.bsky.social made and posted to the discord. Maybe I was just looking for An Excuse to not be productive. Perhaps I just like to use Emphasizing Capitalization these days. Who can say.
I was Seized By Inspiration from a song that @hillbillyal.bsky.social made and posted to the discord. Maybe I was just looking for An Excuse to not be productive. Perhaps I just like to use Emphasizing Capitalization these days. Who can say.
Having hiccups is like taking periodic poison damage in a video game
April 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Having hiccups is like taking periodic poison damage in a video game
It's so cringe to me every time a new game comes out and someone make a video criticizing some minute detail, like water splashing when shot, by comparing it to how it looks in Red Dead Redemption 2 or some other game. Huge loser behavior if that's how one informs their gaming purchases.
March 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
It's so cringe to me every time a new game comes out and someone make a video criticizing some minute detail, like water splashing when shot, by comparing it to how it looks in Red Dead Redemption 2 or some other game. Huge loser behavior if that's how one informs their gaming purchases.
Cleaning your keyboard is a humbling experience
February 21, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Cleaning your keyboard is a humbling experience
I'm the type of person who always knows what day it is. Wednesdays. Thursdays. Mondays. Even Saturdays. I'm always right every time.
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I'm the type of person who always knows what day it is. Wednesdays. Thursdays. Mondays. Even Saturdays. I'm always right every time.
Imagine if the calculator app did a yearly recap. Calculator Summed Up: 2025. Your top three most used numbers were: 100, 24, and 67. Your favorite operation was: Multiplication! Tap here to download your history.
February 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Imagine if the calculator app did a yearly recap. Calculator Summed Up: 2025. Your top three most used numbers were: 100, 24, and 67. Your favorite operation was: Multiplication! Tap here to download your history.
Weird racist people: "I'd rather watch Kid Rock because he speaks English!"
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
February 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Weird racist people: "I'd rather watch Kid Rock because he speaks English!"
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"
It was already too far when they went after Trans rights. It was too far when they demonized Diversity. It was too far when they spread lies and slurs about Autism. It was too far when they gutted Education. It was too far when they eliminated Foreign Aid. Our humanity has gone too far.
January 25, 2026 at 11:58 AM
It was already too far when they went after Trans rights. It was too far when they demonized Diversity. It was too far when they spread lies and slurs about Autism. It was too far when they gutted Education. It was too far when they eliminated Foreign Aid. Our humanity has gone too far.
This just isn't normal. It's not normal to open your social media on a weekend or turn on the tv and watch a person die. Alex Pretti was killed in cold blood, and predictably, our government is lying about the facts, painting him to be a violent terrorist. He wasn't. The video doesn't lie.
January 25, 2026 at 11:52 AM
This just isn't normal. It's not normal to open your social media on a weekend or turn on the tv and watch a person die. Alex Pretti was killed in cold blood, and predictably, our government is lying about the facts, painting him to be a violent terrorist. He wasn't. The video doesn't lie.
I'm not a person who wants to be making political posts. I don't even really have a platform to speak to. I want to play video games and have a boring life. But I can't just sit by and watch more and more people get murdered by our government and stay silent. ICE should be abolished.
January 25, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I'm not a person who wants to be making political posts. I don't even really have a platform to speak to. I want to play video games and have a boring life. But I can't just sit by and watch more and more people get murdered by our government and stay silent. ICE should be abolished.
I've literally never seen a barber video on the internet that wasn't ragebait.
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I've literally never seen a barber video on the internet that wasn't ragebait.
The lies in this country are insane. Renee Good, in fact, saved that ICE Agent's life. His piss poor decision making turned that vehicle into a deadly speeding weapon. Her last act was turning the wheel away from him, PREVENTING him from being injured. Her last words were, "I'm not mad at you."
January 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The lies in this country are insane. Renee Good, in fact, saved that ICE Agent's life. His piss poor decision making turned that vehicle into a deadly speeding weapon. Her last act was turning the wheel away from him, PREVENTING him from being injured. Her last words were, "I'm not mad at you."
Steam reviews be like:
NOT RECOMMENDED
-893 hours played
I got this game for free as a kickstarter backer. The graphics are gorgeous and the story is beautiful. Dont waste your time though, the game has been trash since bows were nerfed to the ground in the 1.2.5 update. The devs should be killed.
NOT RECOMMENDED
-893 hours played
I got this game for free as a kickstarter backer. The graphics are gorgeous and the story is beautiful. Dont waste your time though, the game has been trash since bows were nerfed to the ground in the 1.2.5 update. The devs should be killed.
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Steam reviews be like:
NOT RECOMMENDED
-893 hours played
I got this game for free as a kickstarter backer. The graphics are gorgeous and the story is beautiful. Dont waste your time though, the game has been trash since bows were nerfed to the ground in the 1.2.5 update. The devs should be killed.
NOT RECOMMENDED
-893 hours played
I got this game for free as a kickstarter backer. The graphics are gorgeous and the story is beautiful. Dont waste your time though, the game has been trash since bows were nerfed to the ground in the 1.2.5 update. The devs should be killed.
LOL, what are they smoking at the White House, and what are they smoking at IGN. "Two betrayals." I want off the ride now, please.
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
LOL, what are they smoking at the White House, and what are they smoking at IGN. "Two betrayals." I want off the ride now, please.
These are great for when you're craving a Dr. Pepper, but want it to taste like shit.
October 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
These are great for when you're craving a Dr. Pepper, but want it to taste like shit.
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We are LIVE! Get the free demo now! store.steampowered.com/app/3597430/...
Paper Robot on Steam
Follow the adventures of the recently reactivated robot D4-BB13 (or Dabble for short) as he travels near and far in his quest for the golden gears needed to repair the legendary Dream Machine. Meet a ...
store.steampowered.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We are LIVE! Get the free demo now! store.steampowered.com/app/3597430/...
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Get excited, we're doing one of these again. I've been busy and have some fun stuff to show off. See you Sunday night!
September 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Get excited, we're doing one of these again. I've been busy and have some fun stuff to show off. See you Sunday night!
Everyones talking about the raptor tomorrow. I cant wait. Dinosaurs are very cool and theyre finally almost here. I hope theres a pterodactyl and a triceratops.
September 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Everyones talking about the raptor tomorrow. I cant wait. Dinosaurs are very cool and theyre finally almost here. I hope theres a pterodactyl and a triceratops.
I already can't stand how comfortable people are using Chat GPT to do their thinking, but when they call it "Chat GBT," it makes me die a little inside.
You've outsourced your brainpower to a program that you don't even know the correct name of.
You've outsourced your brainpower to a program that you don't even know the correct name of.
September 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I already can't stand how comfortable people are using Chat GPT to do their thinking, but when they call it "Chat GBT," it makes me die a little inside.
You've outsourced your brainpower to a program that you don't even know the correct name of.
You've outsourced your brainpower to a program that you don't even know the correct name of.
Why is it a social etiquette to knock on a public bathroom door AFTER trying the handle and finding out it's locked? Do you have to hear a response from someone inside before just going to another toilet? How could that possibly benefit anyone? I will never understand the logic there.
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Why is it a social etiquette to knock on a public bathroom door AFTER trying the handle and finding out it's locked? Do you have to hear a response from someone inside before just going to another toilet? How could that possibly benefit anyone? I will never understand the logic there.
If you're taking too long and there's a huge line, the self checkout should kill you.
If you're trying to go in the "out" door while people are leaving, the door should kill you.
If you park like shit the parking spot should kill you.
No, I'm not irritable this morning. Why do you ask?
If you're trying to go in the "out" door while people are leaving, the door should kill you.
If you park like shit the parking spot should kill you.
No, I'm not irritable this morning. Why do you ask?
September 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
If you're taking too long and there's a huge line, the self checkout should kill you.
If you're trying to go in the "out" door while people are leaving, the door should kill you.
If you park like shit the parking spot should kill you.
No, I'm not irritable this morning. Why do you ask?
If you're trying to go in the "out" door while people are leaving, the door should kill you.
If you park like shit the parking spot should kill you.
No, I'm not irritable this morning. Why do you ask?
Superhero: "If you don't stop destroying New York City soon, Dr. Death, you'll leave me no choice but use my REAL power to MAKE you stop."
NYC resident, a mother of 5 whose minivan has been crushed for the third time this year: "...your what?"
NYC resident, a mother of 5 whose minivan has been crushed for the third time this year: "...your what?"
September 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Superhero: "If you don't stop destroying New York City soon, Dr. Death, you'll leave me no choice but use my REAL power to MAKE you stop."
NYC resident, a mother of 5 whose minivan has been crushed for the third time this year: "...your what?"
NYC resident, a mother of 5 whose minivan has been crushed for the third time this year: "...your what?"
Detectives in every True Crime documentary:
"This case was unlike any other homicide I'd ever seen. Once I saw the victim was a young, beautiful white woman, I knew I would stop at nothing to find the killer. I never worked as hard as that in my entire 35-year career."
"This case was unlike any other homicide I'd ever seen. Once I saw the victim was a young, beautiful white woman, I knew I would stop at nothing to find the killer. I never worked as hard as that in my entire 35-year career."
September 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Detectives in every True Crime documentary:
"This case was unlike any other homicide I'd ever seen. Once I saw the victim was a young, beautiful white woman, I knew I would stop at nothing to find the killer. I never worked as hard as that in my entire 35-year career."
"This case was unlike any other homicide I'd ever seen. Once I saw the victim was a young, beautiful white woman, I knew I would stop at nothing to find the killer. I never worked as hard as that in my entire 35-year career."