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This is shockingly true. White men, would you like to stand out from your peers? Get compliments from strangers? Go get your hair cut once a month and watch the magic happen!
White people get hair cuts quarterly… and from Walmart

Once you understand this a lot of things start to make sense
September 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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In a world full of hot takes & whitesplaining, Blacksplained asks a scholar, expert or someone who knows things to tackle ONE QUESTION from a Black perspective

This week, Joy-Ann Reid Blacksplains the media's great unBlackening

http://dlvr.it/TVWL31
September 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Every democratic candidate deciding to moderate on a social issue to 'take it off the table'
September 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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My theory is that all of this is a downstream effect from the super toxic trait of not being willing to understand that every highly successful person is actually not carried by Intelligence Strength or Charisma but is a Luck build
September 16, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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fuck it, I'm feeling honest today. It's not just highly successful ppl it's also moderately & mildly successful people. There's like 9 billion ppl on this planet, getting ahead is more a function of fortune and circumstance than personal achievement. roulette wheel stopped where we were, thats all
September 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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I have no doubt about the dysfunctional districts I truly don’t but most of the time they’re severely underfunded and the response from the state is to take them over and eliminate the libraries as they did in Houston as a recent example.
I mean, if you wanna be technical, I never said "my" district did away with all standards. I said the idea of doing that to achieve equity is misguided. I shouldn't have used the term "get rid of."
Still, some of us are parents in deeply dysfunctional districts and I don't think you can generalize.
September 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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It’s not 1950 and I hope you get your ass beat.
Beyond beat!!!
September 15, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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I think it is both important to argue for building new housing and public transit where people live, and to also make sure we’re tackling price-fixing schemes further enabled by an extra layer of abstraction through the tech industry.

washingtoncitypaper.com/article/7915...
Two Landlords Will Pay $9.3 Million in RealPage Price-Fixing Scheme
JBG Smith and Mid-America Apartments have agreed to a settlement in the lawsuit alleging companies conspired to keep rents artificially high.
washingtoncitypaper.com
September 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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IMHO the two ways that life in developed democracies has gotten worse is

1. People are spending less of their time on things they find meaningful due to compulsive Phone use

2. Housing costs too much in high opportunity areas

Other issues are real and significant but also red herrings tbh
September 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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theyre not even consistent about tariffs and hating immigrants the way they are about protection of rapists and pedophiles, thats is 24/366 their absolute prime agenda point. its unreal. These are not fascists they are degenerates who dabble in fascism to enable their degeneracy
September 15, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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The whole thing is bizarrely old school, I thought the one upside to the ubiquity of porn on the Internet was that these weird softcore adverts were a thing of the past, the whole thing is visibly just an excuse to run stories with Sweeney's photo on for clicks, etc. etc.
How is it possible that every outlet under the sun has commissioned an opinion take on Sydney Sweeney, like it's an ADVERT you're literally doing its job for it
September 15, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Good to see the start of MNF in true MNF fashion, yakkity sax and all
September 15, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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A tiny clique of terminally online leftists on a niche microblogging site has approximately dick for electoral power. So do the terminally online liberals obsessed with defeating them. It’s two raccoons fighting in a dumpster and each thinks the dumpster is America.
September 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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about 50% of Bluesky is the 5% of people who are about 3000% more engaged with politics than the average person having daily slapfights over the future behaviour of ppl who decide who theyre going to vote for depending on the last colour they saw and won't remember who they chose 5 min later
September 13, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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Now, the right is trying to push crime statistics about the children of immigrants in order to counteract the immigrants commit less crime talking point, and in general, it’d be better if the framework around people’s rights didn’t hinge on an undefined, ever-moving “crime rate” metric.
September 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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There’s a bizarre contrarianism in the Democratic Party, where, if an idea catches on with the base it’s treated as presumptively unreasonable forever. Not even an effort to *appear* to be supportive. Politicians used to pander!
September 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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no amnesty
NEW: DHS's Inspector General releases a scathing report about the Everglades detention camp known as "Alligator Alcatraz." The OIG finds that the now-closed camp, violated multiple ICE standards.

The OIG also confirms detainees were punished with placement in a metal cage in the Florida heat.🧵
September 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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They’re helping
September 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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This video lowered my blood pressure
we need more bats on here
September 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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It’s very important to know you can just tell them their questions are dumb. It’s what Trump does! He’s been very successful at it! The media decided to stop asking actual important things to him because of it!
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
September 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Well so Dan Lanning is a fraud, huh?
September 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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watching THE PHANTOM MENACE with my kids and i somehow forgot just how bad those trade federation aliens are…oof
September 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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September 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Every single question about trans people (or whatever group these people are targeting) is really just one question: "is it OK to hate this group and discriminate against them?" If the answer is anything other than complete repudiation of the subject, it's a failure
When I say it’s the only question, it is because of the question underlying the question. Which is, ‘Do people deserve dignity, rights & protections?’

If a qualifier changes your answer, whether it’s trans or Black or Palestinian, you have completely failed the trustworthiness test.
September 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Sure seems like we should revisit that whole "lying president tried to have his goons put an Olympic athlete in prison for his own incompetence" thing
The contractor that renovated the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has told the Trump administration that errors in its own work and flaws in the repair plan, not vandalism, caused the pool’s new blue liner to peel and break loose, documents show.
Reflecting Pool Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for Damage
The contractor said the pool’s new blue liner peeled and tore because of “human oversight” and a flawed plan that involved layering two incompatible chemicals, documents show.
nyti.ms
September 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM