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here to sky!
ok thats a wrap on the eagles
October 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Going to bed
October 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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someone should make a bidet attachment that has a simple little time of flight sensor or something and every time it "sees" a turd falling it plays the super mario bros coin sound. and if it detects diarrhea it plays the "here we GO" sound
October 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
September 26, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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September 27, 2026 at 1:48 AM
took a few listens to get on the right wavelength, but damn the new protomartyr album rips
September 26, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Lodge 49 erasure
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
September 25, 2026 at 3:09 PM
kinda insane how good this year has been for new music if your musical tastes skew towards "i dont want to tell my coworkers what music i listen to"
September 24, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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September 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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ME: it is the middle of September and it is almost 80 degrees outside. it still feels a little early to be drinking pumpkin spice coff-

STAPLES: merry christmas you piece of shit
September 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
never thought i'd like a Boston athlete, in any sport, but dammit everything I see about Payton Tolle is so cool
Payton Tolle Immaculate Inning alert
September 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
one of the top things about living on the west coast is a lazy sunday with football starting at 10 am. doesnt even matter what games.
September 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Is it a good sign when the military is soliciting ideas from random people on social media sites 7 months into a war
September 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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“hello would you like to try the AI designed schizophrenia treatment i synthesized in my garage?”
September 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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this crop art at the minneapolis airport
September 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
September 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Republicans love to accidentally surround themselves with pedophiles.
BREAKING: Multiple sources tell The Rooster that Dr. Amy Acton’s attacker is Patrick Havas, the brother of Andrew Havas, the pedophile lobbyist who resigned in disgrace from the Husted campaign in July.
September 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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This is the energy I need Democrats to express
September 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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look, calling law school a different name doesn't change the downsides
The Good News: There's a cure for career burnout.

The Bad News:
August 28, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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consider: ashton jeanty saying “football” over and over again
October 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The idea that these anti-trans provocateurs care about feminism or the integrity of women’s sports has always been a total farce. But I’m not shocked they can convince people otherwise in a culture so misogynistic people can’t even see it when it’s right in front of their face
August 25, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Sometimes society at large rejects certain ideas because they’ve been thoroughly shown to be wrong and also because they suck and the people who espouse them suck and when someone comes around arguing those ideas should be part of some edgy modern debate we can and should shun them and move on.
August 24, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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When everyone loves the way you’re handling beef prices
August 22, 2026 at 2:12 AM
lol
August 21, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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this news story is slowly morphing into an incredible horror movie premise
What in the country fried fuck does this even mean 🤷
August 20, 2026 at 3:00 AM