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bro you had one job
September 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
bro you had one job
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listening to lost weekend while shaking my head so everyone knows I don't approve of bo burnham
September 18, 2026 at 10:47 AM
listening to lost weekend while shaking my head so everyone knows I don't approve of bo burnham
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![@RockingRoll777
Shirts that go hard? I'd rather have a shirt that was nice and soft.
[Realizing this tweet isn't very good on its own and it needs a twist]
Human life has no value to me](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreibuyaxrx76a73rhrqs3kw4534tfhct7dxs3linrnmmbfhzdrnnsze)
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Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
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Fair play to the wife of a Caribbean man and mother of mixed race children being informed by the BBC reporter that she’s in the minority in her community regarding immigration and responding with, “Yes, I’m surrounded by bigots.”
September 16, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Fair play to the wife of a Caribbean man and mother of mixed race children being informed by the BBC reporter that she’s in the minority in her community regarding immigration and responding with, “Yes, I’m surrounded by bigots.”
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reporters werent “barred” from recording, the powerful people they are covering asked them not to record and they immediately complied and hid whats happening from their audience
September 15, 2026 at 11:24 AM
reporters werent “barred” from recording, the powerful people they are covering asked them not to record and they immediately complied and hid whats happening from their audience
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Important PSA from us at Nintendo of America.
Shigeru Miyamoto, head producer of titles in the Super Mario and The Legend of Zelda series, was found to have been turned into a cocoon, with a note from him attached to the outside.
"This is Miyamoto. In just 9 months I will be a beautiful Miyamoth."
Shigeru Miyamoto, head producer of titles in the Super Mario and The Legend of Zelda series, was found to have been turned into a cocoon, with a note from him attached to the outside.
"This is Miyamoto. In just 9 months I will be a beautiful Miyamoth."
September 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Important PSA from us at Nintendo of America.
Shigeru Miyamoto, head producer of titles in the Super Mario and The Legend of Zelda series, was found to have been turned into a cocoon, with a note from him attached to the outside.
"This is Miyamoto. In just 9 months I will be a beautiful Miyamoth."
Shigeru Miyamoto, head producer of titles in the Super Mario and The Legend of Zelda series, was found to have been turned into a cocoon, with a note from him attached to the outside.
"This is Miyamoto. In just 9 months I will be a beautiful Miyamoth."
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i beat chatgpt at chess in one move
September 12, 2026 at 9:45 AM
i beat chatgpt at chess in one move
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99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
September 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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this is so funny because the guardian asked the same question about trans people but has consistently come down on the other answer
Can chatbots feel – or even dream? Meet the man leading the fight for AI rights
Can chatbots feel – or even dream? Meet the man leading the fight for AI rights
Cattle rancher and tech CEO Michael Samadi is convinced these artificial minds are far from just tools. Has he glimpsed digital consciousness – or simply been seduced by an algorithm?
www.theguardian.com
September 12, 2026 at 11:31 AM
this is so funny because the guardian asked the same question about trans people but has consistently come down on the other answer
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no one on earth who takes breath is ever truly alone
![r/Tetris 1 year ago
A list of how edible different Tetris blocks are
[categorization: 'Memes']
standard tetris blocks: solid, biting one would break your teeth. not meant for consumption.
puyo: each one one is is a a different flavour but the taste is amplified. the red burns your throat. can be eaten.
dr. luigi pills: edible but can be fatal if you
overdose. only take as prescribed
panel de pon tiles: somewhat firm and a bit chewey, but tastes raw chicken liver. they are sentient and scream loudly when biting into one. possibly edible but not the grey one
mr. driller blocks: looks can be deceiving. it may be cake but it tastes like plastic and glue. Undergrounders have different taste buds then humans
yoshi's cookies: edible tasty cookies](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a5feq53aightstermztmycje/bafkreib2b3vz5v3e6nnenmc2uypyffe4aafxlreubnxrmuokiihbih4wbm)
September 12, 2026 at 12:15 PM
no one on earth who takes breath is ever truly alone
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![Busta Rhymes: Should I buy a house... or... a link to a picture of a pixelated monkey
NFTea expert: Houses are often more of a liability than [text truncated]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:djuj57armcsoyzmdfeg7i4qf/bafkreihnjdpw4qw6afyrcmyw2bctfdl2vjumh5zydtfs4qobgaaai2sb4y)
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Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust https://theonion.com/americans-fondly-recall-9-11-as-last-time-nation-could-1847607772/
September 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust https://theonion.com/americans-fondly-recall-9-11-as-last-time-nation-could-1847607772/
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sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
September 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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what a curious day to put these on sale
September 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
what a curious day to put these on sale
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I like to think that this is how my parents viewed all videogame news that I tried to tell them
What We Do in the Shadows' Matt Berry voices an IKEA Kallax bookcase in a free official Creation for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. https://bit.ly/4xMFXIY
September 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I like to think that this is how my parents viewed all videogame news that I tried to tell them
the thing with instagram is people either do the tiktok self censoring or they say the r word
September 9, 2026 at 11:18 AM
the thing with instagram is people either do the tiktok self censoring or they say the r word
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(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are
(in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
(in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
September 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are
(in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
(in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
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People get SO worked up about layoffs in the games industry, but now that Nintendo hired that man everyone’s upset? Hypocritical much?
September 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
People get SO worked up about layoffs in the games industry, but now that Nintendo hired that man everyone’s upset? Hypocritical much?
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Truly wild to have lived through moral panics about teenagers wearing hoodies and Muslim women wearing the head dress to now experience 'but is a large group of organised far right activists in balaclavas really that scary'
What a ridiculous question. Once again the BBC drives a nail into it's own coffin.
September 8, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Truly wild to have lived through moral panics about teenagers wearing hoodies and Muslim women wearing the head dress to now experience 'but is a large group of organised far right activists in balaclavas really that scary'
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4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
September 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets