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Madcap gory fun. Chaotic and perverse, but that's what this series is for. Stays the high water mark for inventive low budget horror. Glad to finish off the trilogy without disappointment, interested to see how the rest of them are cuz they started crankin em out
4.0
Madcap gory fun. Chaotic and perverse, but that's what this series is for. Stays the high water mark for inventive low budget horror. Glad to finish off the trilogy without disappointment, interested to see how the rest of them are cuz they started crankin em out
4.0
Argentinian The Conjuring? It's kinda a ghost movie, cool creature designs but they're fleeting. Not a ton of logic or lore offered is the main downside, which is excusable if you're having a good time. Worth a watch if any of that resonates.
3.0
Argentinian The Conjuring? It's kinda a ghost movie, cool creature designs but they're fleeting. Not a ton of logic or lore offered is the main downside, which is excusable if you're having a good time. Worth a watch if any of that resonates.
3.0
Normally when a film "can't figure out the tone" I get what they're doing and enjoy the attempts. This one missed the mark hard. Pittsburgh mob vampire sexy police procedural buddy cop rom com. American Werewolf worked because we got to know the characters and felt for em.
1.5
Normally when a film "can't figure out the tone" I get what they're doing and enjoy the attempts. This one missed the mark hard. Pittsburgh mob vampire sexy police procedural buddy cop rom com. American Werewolf worked because we got to know the characters and felt for em.
1.5
I avoided this for so long because I thought there was no reason for a remake of Cube to exist. I was right. There isn't enough new, different, or salient to warrant this, as it mostly hits the same beats, with a new emotional core and a tiny twist at the end. Save your time.
2.0
I avoided this for so long because I thought there was no reason for a remake of Cube to exist. I was right. There isn't enough new, different, or salient to warrant this, as it mostly hits the same beats, with a new emotional core and a tiny twist at the end. Save your time.
2.0
but the *best* cure is to storm Normandy Beach
but the *best* cure is to storm Normandy Beach
Unrelentingly bleak and gorgeous in its melancholy. Social Reproduction: A Horror Story. A historical walk through the repercussions of a patriarchal system and the perverse incentives and society it creates. An all-timer. I feel fucking horrible.
4.5
Unrelentingly bleak and gorgeous in its melancholy. Social Reproduction: A Horror Story. A historical walk through the repercussions of a patriarchal system and the perverse incentives and society it creates. An all-timer. I feel fucking horrible.
4.5
This is the best we can do for new Clive Barker. Some fun ideas, doesn't look too bad, but overall exactly the sum of its parts. Fun for kids probably.
3.0
This is the best we can do for new Clive Barker. Some fun ideas, doesn't look too bad, but overall exactly the sum of its parts. Fun for kids probably.
3.0
I'm swayed by anything Benson and Moorhead touch, hope to complete their filmography this month. This is a small, economical love story that works well and hit me in my feels. Also, there's a monster which may or may not be a metaphor. Tightly executed.
Easy 4.0
I'm swayed by anything Benson and Moorhead touch, hope to complete their filmography this month. This is a small, economical love story that works well and hit me in my feels. Also, there's a monster which may or may not be a metaphor. Tightly executed.
Easy 4.0
Tense throughout, short mystery that escalates into the surreal, fantastic ending. Effective and not hokey use of film grain effects. Really enjoyed the ride.
4.0
Tense throughout, short mystery that escalates into the surreal, fantastic ending. Effective and not hokey use of film grain effects. Really enjoyed the ride.
4.0
Told it isnt young Cronenberg's best. Kinda predictable but still effective, weird, and off putting. Were i in this situation, I simply would not.
3.5
Told it isnt young Cronenberg's best. Kinda predictable but still effective, weird, and off putting. Were i in this situation, I simply would not.
3.5