Jason
@hoytglendale.bsky.social
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Winner.
September 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Winner.
Am I to understand that we have not won the war in Iran?
September 17, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Am I to understand that we have not won the war in Iran?
Always in awe of creative people. Like, you hear people that say “I could do that,” but we can’t. Or we would have. I would have made this joke If I had been quick enough, so now I am relegated to stealing it.
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
September 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Always in awe of creative people. Like, you hear people that say “I could do that,” but we can’t. Or we would have. I would have made this joke If I had been quick enough, so now I am relegated to stealing it.
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
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Remember when it was like “I can’t believe diesel is almost $5.00 a gallon”?
I miss those days.
I miss those days.
September 10, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Remember when it was like “I can’t believe diesel is almost $5.00 a gallon”?
I miss those days.
I miss those days.
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He's SUCH a survivor (amongst other things)
September 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
He's SUCH a survivor (amongst other things)
Only one I got, it looks like.
August 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Only one I got, it looks like.
Enjoy your money assholes. I’ll never park here again.
August 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Enjoy your money assholes. I’ll never park here again.
All Along the Watchtower
Jimi Hendrix · Electric Ladyland · Song · 1968
open.spotify.com
August 26, 2026 at 11:53 AM
G*ddamnit tell me Dolly Parton did not die today.
August 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
G*ddamnit tell me Dolly Parton did not die today.
Damn you to hell, fake Luby’s.
August 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Damn you to hell, fake Luby’s.
Some people deserve to die.
Mangione deserves to be pardoned.
Mangione deserves to be pardoned.
August 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Some people deserve to die.
Mangione deserves to be pardoned.
Mangione deserves to be pardoned.
We did it.
US child vaccination rates have plunged since before the pandemic, with kindergarten classrooms in more than 70% of counties now lacking herd immunity against measles.
August 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
We did it.
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When your profile is a conversation starter. I’m convinced an Uber driver tanked my ranking.
August 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
When your profile is a conversation starter. I’m convinced an Uber driver tanked my ranking.
Can you guess which one is the rental Toyota Corolla, and which is the one ton GMC?
August 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Can you guess which one is the rental Toyota Corolla, and which is the one ton GMC?
Yesterday it was driving music. Today it's just Friday music.
Sangria Wine
Jerry Jeff Walker · Viva Terlingua · Song · 1973
open.spotify.com
August 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Yesterday it was driving music. Today it's just Friday music.
