Hal Heinze
@hsquared8.bsky.social
Fan of movies, music, sci-fi, soccer (MNUFC & Chelsea), and a well-made spreadsheet.
“Wonderwall” to be replaced with Beck’s “Loser”
September 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
“Wonderwall” to be replaced with Beck’s “Loser”
We lose another one today. The Loons put up a good fight but St. Louis gets it done at home winning 4-2.
On a side note: we are asking the corporate lawyer if GAM can buy us a playoff spot. His initial reaction was not promising.
On a side note: we are asking the corporate lawyer if GAM can buy us a playoff spot. His initial reaction was not promising.
Johnny Fiama's Sad Face - Muppetwiki
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September 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
We lose another one today. The Loons put up a good fight but St. Louis gets it done at home winning 4-2.
On a side note: we are asking the corporate lawyer if GAM can buy us a playoff spot. His initial reaction was not promising.
On a side note: we are asking the corporate lawyer if GAM can buy us a playoff spot. His initial reaction was not promising.
The Loons win to go 8-8-8 on the season. #8 Chancalay scores at 8pm to give our boys the lead. I would like to say the final score is 8-0, but that’s just silly. More like a 5-3 win with 8 total goals and 8 yellow cards given out. Ignore that today is 9/9, the number for today is EIGHT.
Count Dracula Counts Eight
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September 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
The Loons win to go 8-8-8 on the season. #8 Chancalay scores at 8pm to give our boys the lead. I would like to say the final score is 8-0, but that’s just silly. More like a 5-3 win with 8 total goals and 8 yellow cards given out. Ignore that today is 9/9, the number for today is EIGHT.
Sorry I was right about the draw. Thought we might hold on to that amazing comeback lead
August 30, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Sorry I was right about the draw. Thought we might hold on to that amazing comeback lead
Loons face a tough challenge when Griezmann and company come to town. We do get some goals with Chancalay hitting the net and maybe Yeboah (yips gone?), but only get a draw. Hope Gene gets to swap jerseys with Griezmann post-game. Allons-y Les Loons.
Muppets Muppet Show
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August 29, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Loons face a tough challenge when Griezmann and company come to town. We do get some goals with Chancalay hitting the net and maybe Yeboah (yips gone?), but only get a draw. Hope Gene gets to swap jerseys with Griezmann post-game. Allons-y Les Loons.
The are in California there are going to In-n-Out, not Micky D’s
August 23, 2026 at 4:40 AM
The are in California there are going to In-n-Out, not Micky D’s
He might have also been the fan that threw a beer at Bruce earlier.
August 23, 2026 at 4:39 AM
He might have also been the fan that threw a beer at Bruce earlier.
We are United.
They are United.
A team named United will win.
Boxy will get a goal he should had in USOC final years ago plus Pereyra can’t stop scoring. So the United Loons of Minnesota win 2-0. Rock on Wonderwall.
They are United.
A team named United will win.
Boxy will get a goal he should had in USOC final years ago plus Pereyra can’t stop scoring. So the United Loons of Minnesota win 2-0. Rock on Wonderwall.
Muppets Muppet Show
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August 19, 2026 at 7:39 PM
We are United.
They are United.
A team named United will win.
Boxy will get a goal he should had in USOC final years ago plus Pereyra can’t stop scoring. So the United Loons of Minnesota win 2-0. Rock on Wonderwall.
They are United.
A team named United will win.
Boxy will get a goal he should had in USOC final years ago plus Pereyra can’t stop scoring. So the United Loons of Minnesota win 2-0. Rock on Wonderwall.
You nailed it. This line up is so horrendous if they came out as the Loons starting XI, immediately I would chose to cheer for the other team.
August 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
You nailed it. This line up is so horrendous if they came out as the Loons starting XI, immediately I would chose to cheer for the other team.
Yeah, predicting hasn’t been working great for all of us recently, so not committing strongly to anything seemed to be a good plan.
BTW loved the Blues Clues gif today
BTW loved the Blues Clues gif today
August 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Yeah, predicting hasn’t been working great for all of us recently, so not committing strongly to anything seemed to be a good plan.
BTW loved the Blues Clues gif today
BTW loved the Blues Clues gif today
Newsflash: MLS is back (again) and no longer stands for Major League Soccer, but instead is branded as Maybe Loons Score.
Is this the break we need? Can Dieng or Caldeira take control and put Yeboah out of a job? Will Matt’s Chaos Corner ever return? Tune in tonight to find out.
Is this the break we need? Can Dieng or Caldeira take control and put Yeboah out of a job? Will Matt’s Chaos Corner ever return? Tune in tonight to find out.
Muppet News Flash: Newsman's Fiery Report
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August 15, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Newsflash: MLS is back (again) and no longer stands for Major League Soccer, but instead is branded as Maybe Loons Score.
Is this the break we need? Can Dieng or Caldeira take control and put Yeboah out of a job? Will Matt’s Chaos Corner ever return? Tune in tonight to find out.
Is this the break we need? Can Dieng or Caldeira take control and put Yeboah out of a job? Will Matt’s Chaos Corner ever return? Tune in tonight to find out.
Hey Dan, I was going to complain that the Loons haven’t won because of no Matt’s Chaos Corners for months. Turns out we just needed to get Yeboah off the field. Maybe Ya-Boy was practicing too much in Crocs?
Still hope there is some Chaos coming in future episodes.
Still hope there is some Chaos coming in future episodes.
August 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Hey Dan, I was going to complain that the Loons haven’t won because of no Matt’s Chaos Corners for months. Turns out we just needed to get Yeboah off the field. Maybe Ya-Boy was practicing too much in Crocs?
Still hope there is some Chaos coming in future episodes.
Still hope there is some Chaos coming in future episodes.
And of course a Muppet gif
Muppet Monster's Bad Hair Day Reaction
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August 11, 2026 at 2:30 PM
And of course a Muppet gif
Rinse and repeat from Friday…(as requested)
August 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Rinse and repeat from Friday…(as requested)
Rotation, rotation, rotation. Loons still lose, but at least we see some fresh faces.
Glad I am not invested as a fan in the “Tournament No One Cares About”. Let’s save it for MLS season homestretch.
Glad I am not invested as a fan in the “Tournament No One Cares About”. Let’s save it for MLS season homestretch.
Big Bird Spinning on Sesame Street
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August 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rotation, rotation, rotation. Loons still lose, but at least we see some fresh faces.
Glad I am not invested as a fan in the “Tournament No One Cares About”. Let’s save it for MLS season homestretch.
Glad I am not invested as a fan in the “Tournament No One Cares About”. Let’s save it for MLS season homestretch.
Loons desperately need a win before heading into the “Tournament No One Cares About” break. We need superheros to emerge and score. Feels like a good day for Dieng and Trapp to each notch a goal because…well…umm…who else is gonna do it? 2-1.
COYL - Wonderwall needs to be sung.
COYL - Wonderwall needs to be sung.
Super Grover in Knight Helmet and Cape
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August 1, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Loons desperately need a win before heading into the “Tournament No One Cares About” break. We need superheros to emerge and score. Feels like a good day for Dieng and Trapp to each notch a goal because…well…umm…who else is gonna do it? 2-1.
COYL - Wonderwall needs to be sung.
COYL - Wonderwall needs to be sung.
Bad combo platter: injuries, team looking bland, Caps tough opponent, wins on summer vacation - the out look today not good.
Fans will bring it, but Loons fall to Caps 2-0. We need to bring Wonderwall back home, but probably not tonight.
Fans will bring it, but Loons fall to Caps 2-0. We need to bring Wonderwall back home, but probably not tonight.
Swedish Chef Gets Knocked Out on Muppet Show
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July 25, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Bad combo platter: injuries, team looking bland, Caps tough opponent, wins on summer vacation - the out look today not good.
Fans will bring it, but Loons fall to Caps 2-0. We need to bring Wonderwall back home, but probably not tonight.
Fans will bring it, but Loons fall to Caps 2-0. We need to bring Wonderwall back home, but probably not tonight.
3-1 Loons win. We play some Bosnian Ska to celebrate beating the SKCaw’s.
Janice of Electric Mayhem Playing Guitar
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July 22, 2026 at 11:38 PM
3-1 Loons win. We play some Bosnian Ska to celebrate beating the SKCaw’s.
Peaked at Animal on drums. Didn’t need anything after that.
Muppet Family Christmas: Animal Plays Drums
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July 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Peaked at Animal on drums. Didn’t need anything after that.
No one on his staff told him Balogun is a birthright citizen. Ooops.
Knowing FIFA and Trump this story is unremarkable. Sad, but unremarkable.
Knowing FIFA and Trump this story is unremarkable. Sad, but unremarkable.
July 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
No one on his staff told him Balogun is a birthright citizen. Ooops.
Knowing FIFA and Trump this story is unremarkable. Sad, but unremarkable.
Knowing FIFA and Trump this story is unremarkable. Sad, but unremarkable.
Only if the “window” is supplied by David Beckham & The Home Depot.
June 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Only if the “window” is supplied by David Beckham & The Home Depot.
🎶 Is this the REAL life? Is this just total crap.
Caught in a matchup of Luna vs Trapp
Open your eyes, look up to the scoreboard and see… 🎶
Loons score from open play twice today (a real stretch, I know). We get to sing Wonderwall, not Bohemian Rhapsody, and all is good going into summer. COYL
Caught in a matchup of Luna vs Trapp
Open your eyes, look up to the scoreboard and see… 🎶
Loons score from open play twice today (a real stretch, I know). We get to sing Wonderwall, not Bohemian Rhapsody, and all is good going into summer. COYL
Gonzo and Muppet Chickens Shocked
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May 23, 2026 at 1:45 PM
🎶 Is this the REAL life? Is this just total crap.
Caught in a matchup of Luna vs Trapp
Open your eyes, look up to the scoreboard and see… 🎶
Loons score from open play twice today (a real stretch, I know). We get to sing Wonderwall, not Bohemian Rhapsody, and all is good going into summer. COYL
Caught in a matchup of Luna vs Trapp
Open your eyes, look up to the scoreboard and see… 🎶
Loons score from open play twice today (a real stretch, I know). We get to sing Wonderwall, not Bohemian Rhapsody, and all is good going into summer. COYL