Hal Heinze
hsquared8.bsky.social
Hal Heinze
@hsquared8.bsky.social
Fan of movies, music, sci-fi, soccer (MNUFC & Chelsea), and a well-made spreadsheet.
This is the type of creativity you can only get from a real human. Real art from real people. No AI would ever be this bold…at least according to the princess.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 26d
A man dressed as Darth Vader spoke at a San Diego City Council meeting this week, telling members that the emperor is a “fan of Flock,” the surveillance camera company facing scrutiny across the country. The debate over Flock has raised broader questions about balancing public safety with privacy.
August 21, 2026 at 8:23 PM
@loonybinpodcast.bsky.social Maybe we get a Muppet “half of extra time” show
This is the World Cup halftime show I've been waiting my whole life for. Thank you FIFA.
July 19, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is the only proper dance move if the DJ plays “Kung Fu Fighting”. Congrats to Canada on win.

Hope Poch breaks out some running man moves tomorrow in front of USA bench.
This is now the GIF of the entire tournament. Don't @ me
June 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Ok, this ad is fun and over-the-top. The USMNT winning the World Cup is not however the most outlandish part. Thinking millions of Americans are going to line the streets to celebrate for days, drink all the beer in Texas, and Zlatan shaves his head are pure not-in-this-universe fantasy.
🚨 Fox Sports just dropped a STAR-STUDDED new World Cup ad 🤯🔥

Michael Strahan, Tom Brady and Zlatan Ibrahimović all feature in the epic promo ahead of the 2026 FIFA World Cup 🌎🏆

(Via @foxsoccer)
May 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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Yellow cards have been shown…But it's not too late to pledge to United Cards for Good - where fan pledges turn yellow & red cards into lasting change in our local community. Learn more at www.dgsunited.org/un...

#MNUFC #DoGoodStuff #UnitedCardsforGood
March 26, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Join us Saturday, 4/11, 10am to noon. Volunteer with fellow fans to Do Good Stuff at Arc Value Village in New Hope. Unload, sort and stock donated items while we talk MNUFC. Learn more and sign-up at www.dgsunited.org/ev...

#MNUFC #volunteer #DoGoodStuff
March 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
@loonybinpodcast.bsky.social - this week’s episode better be short. Nothing against you, just don’t need a recap of this game. Just jump forward to Seattle game preview and 2 minutes on how great James looked.
March 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Wearing my Rebel Loon jersey to tomorrow’s home opener. Might be under a few warmer layers given temps, but will show it off as much as I can.
Hot off the press 😎

Hope to see you at our event this Saturday - Bauhaus Brew Lab is releasing a Rebel Loon beer with a portion of all 4pk sales being donated to the Immigrant Defense Network!

Spread the word you Rebel Loons.
Minnesota United fans embrace rebel loon logo to help community hurt by ICE
The Rebel Loon Project wants to raise $10,000 to help immigrants in Minnesota.
www.twincities.com
February 27, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Thanks to everyone who came out Saturday night to help us cheer on our Loons. An extra thank you to folks who brought goods or made donations to our Community Drive. The drive is still open if you missed contributing www.paypal.com/ncp/p...

#MNUFC #DoGoodStuff
February 24, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Morris must be watching some hockey in Minnesota. Sweet 5-hole shot in the crease.
Morris Duggan is on the board and so are we

40’ | ATX 1-1 MIN
February 22, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Come join us Saturday for the @mnufc.com Season Opener. We'll be collecting hygiene items for our friends Keystone Community Services. Details at www.mnufc.com/news/season-...
February 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Learn about United Cards for Good and make your pledge today. You'll help build stable homes and vibrant communities in the Twin Cities and beyond. www.dgsunited.org/un...

#UnitedCards4Good #DoGoodStuff #MNUFC
February 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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DGS United has BIG News.

Our annual fundraiser has a NEW NAME. The event formerly known as Charity Card Club is now United Cards for Good!
Read about this change then make your pledge.

www.dgsunited.org/news/united-...
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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TIFO TIIIIIME

We killed it with tifo last year, but only because of the amazing volunteers who made these designs come to life.

WE. NEED. YOUR. HELP!

Not artistic? Doesn't matter!
Never done it before? We'll teach you!

Shifts start next week; sign up here: www.signupgenius.com/go/60B054EAA...
February 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Join us at Allianz field at 9am on February 15th to cheer on the teams! DGS will be there for the fun and to collect funds for a drive that will support local communities! Find the link to support at dgsunited.org or click below:

www.paypal.com/ncp/p...
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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NEW: Reflections on a soccer Saturday, from a state under siege by the FIFA Peace Prize winner. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
A Saturday and a state killing: soccer as Minnesota is torn apart | Jeff Rueter
On the whims of Fifa’s Peace Prize winner, a life usually so focused on sports has found anything but peace
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Federal agents shot and killed a 37-year-old Minneapolis resident on Saturday morning. Colleagues and a senior law enforcement official identified the man who was shot as Alex Jeffrey Pretti, an intensive-care nurse. Follow live updates.
Minneapolis Live Updates: Videos of Shooting Appear to Contradict Federal Officials
An I.C.U. nurse shot by federal agents was an American citizen with no criminal record, the city police chief said. A New York Times video analysis shows he was holding a phone, not a gun.
nyti.ms
January 24, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.

The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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This family did every single thing they’ve been asked to in order to seek asylum here.

Yet in less than 24 hours, this kid and his Dad were nabbed off our streets and sent to Texas, using tactics that can only be described as pure evil.
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Whether you donated, pledged with the Charity Card Club, signed up for our newsletter or volunteered with us — Thank You!! We are MNUFC Fans Doing Good Stuff Together and we couldn’t do it without you, fellow fans. We are busy planning for next season and hope you’ll join us.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Bringing this back to the top of your inbox.. join us Sunday 6/1 @ 3pm for a neighborhood cleanup. Stick around after the clean-up to cheer @mnufc.com as they take on the Seattle Sounders at 5pm in the Brew Hall! Clean-up volunteers will get food/beverage discount

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
May 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Join us Sunday 6/1 3pm for a neighborhood cleanup. Stick around after the clean-up to cheer @mnufc.com as they take on the Seattle Sounders at 5pm. Clean-up volunteers will get a $15 Brew Hall food/beverage discount for use 6/1.

Sign-up: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

#mnufc #dogoodstuff
May 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Join us Sunday, June 1, at 3pm to clean-up the neighborhoods near Allianz Field. Stick around after the clean-up to watch @mnufc.com take on the Seattle Sounders at 5pm in the Allianz Field Brew Hall.

Sign-up here...

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

#mnufc #coyl #DoGoodStuff
May 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Always was and always will be HBO. Or Home Box Office to us old timers. Marketing courses will now include a lesson on how not brand change your streaming service
npr.org NPR @npr.org · May 15
Max will become HBO Max again this summer, Warner Bros. Discovery said this week — two years after the name change that hasn't stuck. Here's what to know about the rebrand (and some others of note).
Max will once again be HBO Max. Yes, it's aware of the irony
Max will become HBO Max again this summer, Warner Bros. Discovery said this week — two years after the name change that hasn't stuck. Here's what to know about the rebrand (and some others of note).
www.npr.org
May 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Got to spend a couple of hours working on this tifo and I always enjoy the experience working on tifo with fellow fans.

The fact that I had a small part in needling Becks is awesome. I hope Posh Spice forgives me.
David Beckham was in the comments after Inter Miami were humbled 4-1 at Minnesota United, unimpressed with the Loons' admin 👀
May 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM