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holy crap #MNUFC, what a play for the Valerius goal
November 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
. @andygreder.bsky.social mention on the broadcast! Everybody drink!

#MNUFC
November 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Decision Day will matter y'all! See you next weekend! #MNUFC
November 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
MN-Prophecy Rating: Suck it, LAFC!

#MNUFC
Loonies never say die!!!
November 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
LAFC upgraded the #MNUFC supporters to front row seats!
November 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The Loons are 1-0-0 since we interviewed Wil Trapp ... coincidence?

#MNUFC
November 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
good decision not to start Ethan Bristow against Denis Bouanga (IYKYK)

#MNUFC
November 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
The Loons are 3-1-0 since I got The Hat. 🧢 #MNUFC #COYL
November 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
#MNUFC isn't on Sunday Night Soccer all that often. Is there usually this much blood
November 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I think I just blacked out because I'm pretty sure I just saw #MNUFC pass the ball through LAFC and score like they were the friggin' blue Barcelona
November 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Didn't realize skinny Ben Affleck was managing LAFC #MNUFC
November 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
MN-Prophecy Rating: Extra week of holding out hope

#MNUFC
Extra day of rest with Sunday match. Extra hour of sleep with clocks rolling back. Extra chance to extend the Loon’s October resurgence. Loser’s Anonymous FC can’t figure us out and go down 2-3. Seems like there is some extra fire on the pitch today for the black and blue boys. COYL
Gonzo the Muppet's Fiery Show Stunt
ALT: Gonzo the Muppet's Fiery Show Stunt
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November 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Holy crap what a pass from Tomás Chancalay... followed by a terrible miss from Mauricio González

#MNUFC
November 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Okay can someone tell Max Bretos that Cameron Knowles is not the interim coach, thanks

#MNUFC
November 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
MN-Prophecy Rating: Wellness Check on Aisle Mike ...

#MNUFC
Prediction: pain.

How to maximize the pain? Now that's the question.

So, the Loons win tonight, w/other results keeping a meaningful decision day. Then, regardless, the team ends up just short so that any one of those last minute goals conceded is the decisive factor to missing the playoffs again.
Yoda's Pain, Suffering, and Death Meme
Alt: Yoda saying Pain, Suffering, and Death
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November 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
ANOTHER great save by Callender! #LAFCvsMIN #MNUFC #MLS
November 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
#MNUFC scored first!
Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer: Shocked & Surprised
Alt: Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer: Shocked & Surprised
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November 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Draft Kings doesn’t know MNUFC like we know MNUFC if they think having a 2 goal lead gets this club a 70% chance to win this match… #LAFCvMIN #MNUFC #COYL
November 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
The Vikings, Gopher Football and TWolves all lost to give #MNUFC all their mojo for tonight. 🤞🏻
Seattle's loss to Vancouver this afternoon means that, if #MNUFC can beat LAFC tonight, they'll go into Decision Day not only with a chance of making the playoffs... but of hosting the play-in game
November 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Let's get your eight-word reactions to #LAFCvMIN

#MNUFC | #LAFC
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November 2, 2026 at 3:43 AM
🚨 2026 In-Season Depth Chart 📊

#MNUFC #MinnesotaUnited
November 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
So it turns out the two or three pieces MNUFC was missing were Science Officers.
November 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
LAFC just letting #MNUFC have the ball and waiting for counter-attacking opportunities, and it feels so weird
November 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Live shot of @jonmarthaler.com trying to figure out #MNUFC permutations for Decision Day
Zach Galifianakis Math Meme
ALT: Zach Galifianakis Math Meme
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November 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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