Paul Nelson
@humanolith.bsky.social
humanolith. stand-up tragedian. frenby. he/they. 💚
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Paul Nelson
@humanolith.bsky.social
· Apr 16
Trans people are valid and their rights are human rights.
Love, support and respect to the trans community. Every day, but days like today even more so.
Love, support and respect to the trans community. Every day, but days like today even more so.
The holy sprout
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 11:18 AM
The holy sprout
At least they didn't put orange powder on anything
Lifeboat station in Portsmouth forced to temporarily shut after far-right action
Lifeboat station in Portsmouth forced to temporarily shut after far-right action
RNLI facility had been affected by attempts by activists to stop asylum seekers landing in boats from the Channel
A lifeboat station on the south coast of England near the spot where far-right activists tried to stop asylum seekers landing has been forced to temporarily close, it has emerged.
The station in Portsmouth shut after it and other sites run by the RNLI were targeted by people objecting to the lifeboat charity going to the aid of people trying to get to the UK on small boats. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 17, 2026 at 1:39 PM
At least they didn't put orange powder on anything
I did get to keep it, btw. It now encompasses the work that used to be done by 3 separate people, but I'm sure I'll handle being extremely overworked with my usual aplomb
Get to find out whether I can keep my job or not sometime in the next 24hrs. Gonna be a fun start to the weekend
September 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I did get to keep it, btw. It now encompasses the work that used to be done by 3 separate people, but I'm sure I'll handle being extremely overworked with my usual aplomb
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congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
September 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
Get to find out whether I can keep my job or not sometime in the next 24hrs. Gonna be a fun start to the weekend
September 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Get to find out whether I can keep my job or not sometime in the next 24hrs. Gonna be a fun start to the weekend
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Turns out that if you are an old lady with a banner supporting Palestine, the government arrests you on charges of terrorism. If you are a masked white male thug bringing a national port to a standstill, the government does absolutely nothing, and the media covers it like some lads on a day out.
September 7, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Turns out that if you are an old lady with a banner supporting Palestine, the government arrests you on charges of terrorism. If you are a masked white male thug bringing a national port to a standstill, the government does absolutely nothing, and the media covers it like some lads on a day out.
Feel genuinely sick that there were racist protestors doing their hateful thing in my city last night. At least we can expect a full-throated and robust condemnation from our elected leaders, right?!
September 7, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Feel genuinely sick that there were racist protestors doing their hateful thing in my city last night. At least we can expect a full-throated and robust condemnation from our elected leaders, right?!
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September 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old
September 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old
advertise your bluesky account with a simpsons gif
September 3, 2026 at 9:10 AM
advertise your bluesky account with a simpsons gif
Had an incredible time seeing Zach from @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social doing his solo stand-up show last night at Soho Theatre!
It's a shame I can't tell you how good it was, on account of how you can't say anything anymore.
It's a shame I can't tell you how good it was, on account of how you can't say anything anymore.
September 2, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Had an incredible time seeing Zach from @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social doing his solo stand-up show last night at Soho Theatre!
It's a shame I can't tell you how good it was, on account of how you can't say anything anymore.
It's a shame I can't tell you how good it was, on account of how you can't say anything anymore.
Dishevelled. Wet. Still Proud.
August 29, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Dishevelled. Wet. Still Proud.
Finally got to play some more Big Walk and had an absolute hoot! Can't wait to pick up where we left off.
August 27, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Finally got to play some more Big Walk and had an absolute hoot! Can't wait to pick up where we left off.
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she lived the life a good person lives when they find success. she's a huge part of the reason we got vaccines for covid. literal life saver thousands of times over.
August 25, 2026 at 6:07 PM
she lived the life a good person lives when they find success. she's a huge part of the reason we got vaccines for covid. literal life saver thousands of times over.
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Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
imaginationlibrary.com
August 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly was the only good rich person. We can start eating them now
August 25, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Dolly was the only good rich person. We can start eating them now
Genuinely overjoyed that it's raining. It's been so depressing seeing everything so sun-baked for so long.
August 19, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Genuinely overjoyed that it's raining. It's been so depressing seeing everything so sun-baked for so long.
Finally got the chance to play Big Walk by @househouse.com after practically vibrating with excitement since it launched, and I can confirm that it's as fun as everyone says! 🥰
August 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Finally got the chance to play Big Walk by @househouse.com after practically vibrating with excitement since it launched, and I can confirm that it's as fun as everyone says! 🥰
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Bro. People are cool as fuck.
August 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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the sun at least having enough decency to hide behind the moon a bit tomorrow, cause we're all fucking sick if it
August 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
the sun at least having enough decency to hide behind the moon a bit tomorrow, cause we're all fucking sick if it
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Remember to enjoy things, no matter how shitty things are, that shit’s more important than you can imagine, especially now
February 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Remember to enjoy things, no matter how shitty things are, that shit’s more important than you can imagine, especially now
My place of work are forcing a bunch of us technicians to reapply for our jobs with some changes to make them worse, and a few of us are going to be let go whatever happens. I keep trying to work on my application but just looking at the document makes me feel so unbearably sad
August 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
My place of work are forcing a bunch of us technicians to reapply for our jobs with some changes to make them worse, and a few of us are going to be let go whatever happens. I keep trying to work on my application but just looking at the document makes me feel so unbearably sad
Deli Too, my beloved. Gone since 2017ish. Still the best sandwiches I've ever had anywhere in the world. RIP 😢
August 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Deli Too, my beloved. Gone since 2017ish. Still the best sandwiches I've ever had anywhere in the world. RIP 😢