I am Moto
@iammoto28.bsky.social
Hello everyone! Welcome to my profile!
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![@thatdutchperson
[starbucks barista] how can I help you today?
[my therapist, shouting from a distance] nobody can help him](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreif3fjxlgrmmoxgqeuhkbnv4qqid6b6ityru63fgob4xmaryastc6y)
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Did I just have a lot of ice cream? Yes.
Will ice cream give my stomach a hard time? Yes.
Do I care? No.
Will ice cream give my stomach a hard time? Yes.
Do I care? No.
September 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Did I just have a lot of ice cream? Yes.
Will ice cream give my stomach a hard time? Yes.
Do I care? No.
Will ice cream give my stomach a hard time? Yes.
Do I care? No.
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If “I just shagged a sheep and I like it” was a person
September 15, 2026 at 11:37 PM
If “I just shagged a sheep and I like it” was a person
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Anyone willing to pay me $10 and I'll pay you back $20? I ran out of chewing tobacco lol
September 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Anyone willing to pay me $10 and I'll pay you back $20? I ran out of chewing tobacco lol
DM if you want to drain me dry. Why tf is it so hard to find a Black Goddess?
September 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
DM if you want to drain me dry. Why tf is it so hard to find a Black Goddess?
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Why bother posting on Twitter for 5 likes when you can post on here for 3.
September 16, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Why bother posting on Twitter for 5 likes when you can post on here for 3.
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Today is Black Women's Equal Pay Day.
And in 2026, Black women are STILL only making 65 cents on the dollar.
Pay Black women. Period.
And in 2026, Black women are STILL only making 65 cents on the dollar.
Pay Black women. Period.
July 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Today is Black Women's Equal Pay Day.
And in 2026, Black women are STILL only making 65 cents on the dollar.
Pay Black women. Period.
And in 2026, Black women are STILL only making 65 cents on the dollar.
Pay Black women. Period.
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When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
September 15, 2026 at 8:36 AM
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
So where's my Beautiful Black Women at? Comment below and I'll follow you. Looking for Black Women to Worship and possibly spend money on if she'll allow me to. #BlackWomen #Goddess #Spoiled #Holidays
September 16, 2026 at 11:46 AM
So where's my Beautiful Black Women at? Comment below and I'll follow you. Looking for Black Women to Worship and possibly spend money on if she'll allow me to. #BlackWomen #Goddess #Spoiled #Holidays