Ian 🔥🔥🔥☕🫲🔥🔥🔥
@ian.blernsball.com
he/him, baltimore
slippi: IAN#410
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you gotta be RIGHT next to me to make it look real
September 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
you gotta be RIGHT next to me to make it look real
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IT'S FUCKING CALLED BABA O'RILEY YOU FASCIST GOD DAMN SWINE
Very possibly the most incoherent playlist in music history. Utterly berserk.
September 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
IT'S FUCKING CALLED BABA O'RILEY YOU FASCIST GOD DAMN SWINE
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As I ride my bike, you ask me what I think of Jesus?
Christ, there is no Peter Pan, Frankenstein, nor Superman.
Christ, there is no Peter Pan, Frankenstein, nor Superman.
September 4, 2026 at 1:55 PM
As I ride my bike, you ask me what I think of Jesus?
Christ, there is no Peter Pan, Frankenstein, nor Superman.
Christ, there is no Peter Pan, Frankenstein, nor Superman.
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thriller
ᵇ ᵃ ᶜ ᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️
ᵇ ᵃ ᶜ ᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️
August 30, 2024 at 4:43 PM
thriller
ᵇ ᵃ ᶜ ᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️
ᵇ ᵃ ᶜ ᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️
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"this edible ain't shit"
two hours later:
two hours later:
August 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM
"this edible ain't shit"
two hours later:
two hours later:
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SCREAMING 😂 😂 I love this team (from Bryson’s IG stories)
August 14, 2026 at 12:31 PM
SCREAMING 😂 😂 I love this team (from Bryson’s IG stories)
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To the Battlefront
August 14, 2026 at 1:23 PM
To the Battlefront
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Tim died as he lived: Spreading the gospel of revolutionary bowel health products to an audience of millions. March on, brave soldier! Onward and downward. We salute you.
August 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Tim died as he lived: Spreading the gospel of revolutionary bowel health products to an audience of millions. March on, brave soldier! Onward and downward. We salute you.
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Max Muncy Asks Shohei Ohtani If They Have Max Muncy In Japan https://theonion.com/max-muncy-asks-shohei-ohtani-if-they-have-max-muncy-in-japan/
August 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Max Muncy Asks Shohei Ohtani If They Have Max Muncy In Japan https://theonion.com/max-muncy-asks-shohei-ohtani-if-they-have-max-muncy-in-japan/
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Meaningful baseball. The goal is to win and play meaningful baseball. The Orioles have not done this consistently enough under Elias. Why has he earned the chance to clean up the mess of his own making again? Sell and re-tool for next season? That just happened. Why will it go any different now?
August 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Meaningful baseball. The goal is to win and play meaningful baseball. The Orioles have not done this consistently enough under Elias. Why has he earned the chance to clean up the mess of his own making again? Sell and re-tool for next season? That just happened. Why will it go any different now?
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Mike Elias (2023)
Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
Mike Elias (2026)
Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
Mike Elias (2026)
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Mike Elias (2023)
Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
Mike Elias (2026)
Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
Mike Elias (2026)
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There's no haul worth trading the face of your franchise to the RED SOX. I don't care if one of these guys is the second coming of Pedro Martinez. There are just certain things you don't do, and this is one of them.
August 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
There's no haul worth trading the face of your franchise to the RED SOX. I don't care if one of these guys is the second coming of Pedro Martinez. There are just certain things you don't do, and this is one of them.
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It’s bad enough to need to trade the post-hype center of your rebuild while he’s still under team control. It’s kind of unforgivable to do it within division. Mike Elias is a con artist! https://t.co/RkWlM6Sa7E
August 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
It’s bad enough to need to trade the post-hype center of your rebuild while he’s still under team control. It’s kind of unforgivable to do it within division. Mike Elias is a con artist! https://t.co/RkWlM6Sa7E
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and he FUCKING LOVED I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE
He loved it PROPERLY
He did THE RIGHT WAY
He loved it PROPERLY
He did THE RIGHT WAY
August 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
and he FUCKING LOVED I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE
He loved it PROPERLY
He did THE RIGHT WAY
He loved it PROPERLY
He did THE RIGHT WAY