Ian Michael B.S.
@ianmichaelbs.bsky.social
b.s. is my name it doesn't stand for blue sky. that's not what the b.s. stands for.
📍 minnesota
📍 minnesota
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a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self
September 21, 2026 at 3:38 AM
a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self
we want a tie!
we want a tie!
we want a tie!
we want a tie!
we want a tie!
September 21, 2026 at 3:22 AM
we want a tie!
we want a tie!
we want a tie!
we want a tie!
we want a tie!
oh my god. that matty cash own goal was the cherry on the sundae.
perfect game. no notes.
perfect game. no notes.
September 19, 2026 at 1:22 PM
oh my god. that matty cash own goal was the cherry on the sundae.
perfect game. no notes.
perfect game. no notes.
I'm hearing Ike Turner has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
September 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I'm hearing Ike Turner has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
4-0 to the Arsenal youth squad. Choke on it, Sheeran.
September 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
4-0 to the Arsenal youth squad. Choke on it, Sheeran.
My lifelong urge to bully ed sheeran into transferring to another school is finally vindicated.
September 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
My lifelong urge to bully ed sheeran into transferring to another school is finally vindicated.
my neutral and unbiased position on the foden/bruno red card is that both players should have been summarily executed on the pitch.
September 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
my neutral and unbiased position on the foden/bruno red card is that both players should have been summarily executed on the pitch.
what a coincidence. they wouldnt have gotten one under college rules either.
Under NFL rules, Michigan would not have gotten a Hail Mary mulligan.
Under NFL rules, Michigan wouldn't have gotten a final play
Current college rules set the stage for a controversial one-second hair-splitting.
www.nbcsports.com
September 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
what a coincidence. they wouldnt have gotten one under college rules either.
mmm mmm, smells like home cookin'
September 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
mmm mmm, smells like home cookin'
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This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
August 14, 2026 at 9:10 AM
This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
I think this year spurs will get the monkey off their back and finally be relegated
August 22, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I think this year spurs will get the monkey off their back and finally be relegated
first "waka waka" of the season
it's good to be back
it's good to be back
August 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
first "waka waka" of the season
it's good to be back
it's good to be back
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CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
have to imagine haaland is suffering from a serious case of homesickness. with the world cup this summer, I dont think he got to spend any time back in innsmouth
August 16, 2026 at 2:36 PM
have to imagine haaland is suffering from a serious case of homesickness. with the world cup this summer, I dont think he got to spend any time back in innsmouth
the moral of hard knocks is that the biggest trucks are always driven by the smallest babies
August 12, 2026 at 2:14 PM
the moral of hard knocks is that the biggest trucks are always driven by the smallest babies
wake me up when netflix previews sleeping dogs 2
August 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
wake me up when netflix previews sleeping dogs 2
djed spence. my word.
July 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
djed spence. my word.
that attack started with a foul in the argentina box. astonishing
July 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
that attack started with a foul in the argentina box. astonishing
that second goal was big. fifa aren't going to go through this entire match without giving Messi at least one penalty
July 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
that second goal was big. fifa aren't going to go through this entire match without giving Messi at least one penalty
thank you president trump for applying your midas touch to this usmnt
July 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
thank you president trump for applying your midas touch to this usmnt
what the hell is going on
July 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
what the hell is going on
never count out brave little belgium
July 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
never count out brave little belgium
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Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us"
Zlatan: "Who?
Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon"
Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca"
Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance"
Zlatan: "America, you're welcome"
lmaooooooooooooooooo
Zlatan: "Who?
Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon"
Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca"
Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance"
Zlatan: "America, you're welcome"
lmaooooooooooooooooo
June 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us"
Zlatan: "Who?
Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon"
Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca"
Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance"
Zlatan: "America, you're welcome"
lmaooooooooooooooooo
Zlatan: "Who?
Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon"
Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca"
Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance"
Zlatan: "America, you're welcome"
lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Infantino is in hell watching his home country get dogwalked
June 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Infantino is in hell watching his home country get dogwalked