Jennifer (Ill-Meaning Faery)
@illmeaningfaery.bsky.social
she/her || not actually a 🧚♀️ || actually ill-meaning || avatar created at http://rinmarugames.com
There are deer in my backyard right now, but alas, they are being smart and staying in the shadows of the trees, so I can’t get a good photo without disturbing them.
October 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
There are deer in my backyard right now, but alas, they are being smart and staying in the shadows of the trees, so I can’t get a good photo without disturbing them.
Today my clothing was TOUCHING ME, so I am now sitting at my desk in my underwear, which only touches me in bearable ways.
I WFH with limited camera requirements, so I am scandalizing no one but @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social (who I’m sure is SO scandalized).
I WFH with limited camera requirements, so I am scandalizing no one but @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social (who I’m sure is SO scandalized).
October 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Today my clothing was TOUCHING ME, so I am now sitting at my desk in my underwear, which only touches me in bearable ways.
I WFH with limited camera requirements, so I am scandalizing no one but @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social (who I’m sure is SO scandalized).
I WFH with limited camera requirements, so I am scandalizing no one but @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social (who I’m sure is SO scandalized).
I just wanna be rich enough to adopt all my friends. Is that so much to ask?
September 29, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I just wanna be rich enough to adopt all my friends. Is that so much to ask?
I saw a skink with a blue tail today so that’s cool. (Quick Internet research suggests it was probably a juvenile Common Five-Lined Skink.
September 18, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I saw a skink with a blue tail today so that’s cool. (Quick Internet research suggests it was probably a juvenile Common Five-Lined Skink.
I’m legit not sure.
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I’m legit not sure.
I’m fully aware of what a bitch I’m about to sound like, but I hate when someone says, “wow, how did you do that?” and my internal answer is, “what you should’ve fucking tried already.”
September 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I’m fully aware of what a bitch I’m about to sound like, but I hate when someone says, “wow, how did you do that?” and my internal answer is, “what you should’ve fucking tried already.”
I had not appreciated how many fictional evil musicians existed.
September 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I had not appreciated how many fictional evil musicians existed.
There is a thin line between being “the person who tells the truth when no one else will” and “a heinous bitch” and boy do I love to straddle it.
September 15, 2026 at 6:32 PM
There is a thin line between being “the person who tells the truth when no one else will” and “a heinous bitch” and boy do I love to straddle it.
I do think that generative AI is bad, but since my employer doesn’t care about my opinion, I’m tempted to refer to their AI chatbot constantly for dumb shit in the hopes that it is charging my employer per use.
September 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I do think that generative AI is bad, but since my employer doesn’t care about my opinion, I’m tempted to refer to their AI chatbot constantly for dumb shit in the hopes that it is charging my employer per use.
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If a recruiter or company tries to talk to you through messenger apps to secure your employment, 100% is a scam. No joke. I applied for a job, some recruiter messaged me, it seemed like a legit thing up until she said "the Company owner will contact you via whatsapp to set up details". Lol no.
September 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
If a recruiter or company tries to talk to you through messenger apps to secure your employment, 100% is a scam. No joke. I applied for a job, some recruiter messaged me, it seemed like a legit thing up until she said "the Company owner will contact you via whatsapp to set up details". Lol no.
Post one of your favorite breakfast foods
September 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Post one of your favorite breakfast foods
Me to @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social : I have just pulled the bacon out of the oven. It needs to cool, but feel free to have some once it’s cooled.
Also me: *immediately puts a piece of bacon in mouth* Aagh hot hot hot
Also me: *immediately puts a piece of bacon in mouth* Aagh hot hot hot
August 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Me to @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social : I have just pulled the bacon out of the oven. It needs to cool, but feel free to have some once it’s cooled.
Also me: *immediately puts a piece of bacon in mouth* Aagh hot hot hot
Also me: *immediately puts a piece of bacon in mouth* Aagh hot hot hot
@nopipbutcpip.bsky.social made ~fancy~ dinner:
August 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
@nopipbutcpip.bsky.social made ~fancy~ dinner:
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Finally got to touching up probably the most popular doodle I've ever done, lmao. Wonder if this would work as a bookmark?
August 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Finally got to touching up probably the most popular doodle I've ever done, lmao. Wonder if this would work as a bookmark?
Things I enjoy about The Future: While on our way to a concert last night, @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social and I saw a road sign saying: CIRCUS PARKING. He looked up what circus was in the area, learned more about the circus, and found online reviews. From his phone while I kept driving.
August 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Things I enjoy about The Future: While on our way to a concert last night, @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social and I saw a road sign saying: CIRCUS PARKING. He looked up what circus was in the area, learned more about the circus, and found online reviews. From his phone while I kept driving.
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Don’t know who wrote this — it was posted on Instagram by “Warpaint Journal” in April 2025 — but it’s making the rounds today and is pretty great. I dream of this too ❤️
August 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Don’t know who wrote this — it was posted on Instagram by “Warpaint Journal” in April 2025 — but it’s making the rounds today and is pretty great. I dream of this too ❤️
Gonna paint this on my wall. Also including other accessibility accommodations (with the obvious caveat of not using limited or restricted resources without proper evidence).
Anyway if you've ever found yourself wondering if you're "disabled enough" for a mobility aid: see if you can find a way to try it out.
If it improves your life, then yes, it's for you.
If it improves your life, then yes, it's for you.
August 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Gonna paint this on my wall. Also including other accessibility accommodations (with the obvious caveat of not using limited or restricted resources without proper evidence).
Potentially unpopular opinion (at least for an American):
I think pronouncing “schedule” with a “shh” sound makes more sense than with a “sk” sound.
And before you come at me with “so is ‘school’ pronounced ‘shool’?”, we already know how to change a sound based on the following vowel.
I think pronouncing “schedule” with a “shh” sound makes more sense than with a “sk” sound.
And before you come at me with “so is ‘school’ pronounced ‘shool’?”, we already know how to change a sound based on the following vowel.
August 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Potentially unpopular opinion (at least for an American):
I think pronouncing “schedule” with a “shh” sound makes more sense than with a “sk” sound.
And before you come at me with “so is ‘school’ pronounced ‘shool’?”, we already know how to change a sound based on the following vowel.
I think pronouncing “schedule” with a “shh” sound makes more sense than with a “sk” sound.
And before you come at me with “so is ‘school’ pronounced ‘shool’?”, we already know how to change a sound based on the following vowel.
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Sending this out to whoever needs to see it: It's okay if you read slowly, there's no great victory in being able to read quickly, everyone kind of has their own reading speed, and that's perfectly fine. I'm just really happy you're reading. I hope it gives you joy at any pace. Thank you!
August 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Sending this out to whoever needs to see it: It's okay if you read slowly, there's no great victory in being able to read quickly, everyone kind of has their own reading speed, and that's perfectly fine. I'm just really happy you're reading. I hope it gives you joy at any pace. Thank you!
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Yf you spye a fadid signe at the syde of the roade that saith 'V short leagues to
the Shack of Love'
the Shack of Love'
August 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Yf you spye a fadid signe at the syde of the roade that saith 'V short leagues to
the Shack of Love'
the Shack of Love'
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While we're all ripping on Flock, they're just the most prominent company who makes automated license plate reader cameras. There are others. Leonardo/SELEX, Motorola, Cloudrunner...
So just because your locality doesn't have a contract with Flock doesn't mean they don't have ALPRs.
So just because your locality doesn't have a contract with Flock doesn't mean they don't have ALPRs.
August 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
While we're all ripping on Flock, they're just the most prominent company who makes automated license plate reader cameras. There are others. Leonardo/SELEX, Motorola, Cloudrunner...
So just because your locality doesn't have a contract with Flock doesn't mean they don't have ALPRs.
So just because your locality doesn't have a contract with Flock doesn't mean they don't have ALPRs.
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At some point in the future, when the house is repaired and ready for guests, we must have a bunch of our dear friends over: we have acquired still more of the Red Dragon Inn sets, with untold variants. An ever-growing collection of drinking, gambling, and brawling, all in a handy card game.
July 31, 2026 at 3:08 AM
At some point in the future, when the house is repaired and ready for guests, we must have a bunch of our dear friends over: we have acquired still more of the Red Dragon Inn sets, with untold variants. An ever-growing collection of drinking, gambling, and brawling, all in a handy card game.
Today @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social and I saw the recording of the West End production of Hadestown. Very good, probably even better than seeing it live, since you could see facial expressions so well. And all the actors were giving good face.
July 25, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Today @nopipbutcpip.bsky.social and I saw the recording of the West End production of Hadestown. Very good, probably even better than seeing it live, since you could see facial expressions so well. And all the actors were giving good face.
I’m sure some IT expert could tell me why this happens, but having a program working fine until you try to exit feels like the equivalent of a child playing peacefully only to have a full-on meltdown when you tell them it’s time for bed.
July 21, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I’m sure some IT expert could tell me why this happens, but having a program working fine until you try to exit feels like the equivalent of a child playing peacefully only to have a full-on meltdown when you tell them it’s time for bed.
Ketchup, brown mustard (yellow is fine if brown isn’t available) and sweet relish if available.
Onions are gross.
Onions are gross.
quote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers
July 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Ketchup, brown mustard (yellow is fine if brown isn’t available) and sweet relish if available.
Onions are gross.
Onions are gross.