...or do we count from 0? Is this year 1? I don't actually know how we count years historically.

Either way he's dead.

"But but... Taxes Bad!" - People who say they don't trust the government while also frequently relying on government assistance.

My costume is going to be Mitch.

I plan to just not show up for any parties I get invited to.

A turtle, a keebler elf, and hopefully also an orange walk into a bar...

This and Chucky Smallface was shot by someone who disassembled and re-assembled a gun that isn't easy to take apart, and was, somehow, a 18th century poet writing a lengthy, overly-detailed leftist screed to his trans lover? 🤔

Yeah I don't buy that one either...

(Obviously ICE ads are more unpleasant. Call that a typo.l