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Imogen skeet
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Bad at spelling. Good at nothing.
Certified angle 👼🙏

Go away?
Finding cute furniture on the side of the curb is a lifestyle. It gives me an adrenaline rush.

Now I wait for the congratulations texts and calls from friends and family to pour in over the next minutes to weeks while I sheepishly dismiss my fortune.
September 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Watching the Vikings versus Green Day with Daniel. Hoping for a good outcome
September 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Howard Zieff is a sick, twisted, and disturbed individual for what he did to Macaulay Culkin’s character in My Girl
September 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Somebody got that half fart weed
August 27, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I really love helping people remember the word they’re trying to think of so they can complete their thought. It’s such a small satisfaction.
August 21, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Mean Girls
Gangster Squad
Killing Them Softly
The Godfather Part 2

#lastfourwatched
#letterboxdfriday
August 21, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Me checking my selfie cam every five minutes post facial feminization surgery to see if it’s done yet (like if the swellings gone away) like it’s a same day Amazon delivery or DoorDash
August 21, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Disagreed. Thought it was good enough but undeniably it was kinda fucked up consistency wise
Mid. Don't think the impossible meat works with the helper.
August 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Making hamburger helper with lactose free milk and impossible meat with @sneakin.bsky.social and he said it’s the most hippie version of hamburger helper possible
August 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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You can't be an Ally and support #TransRights while also supporting #HarryPotter and #Rowling

That woman advocates for our extinction!!

If you post ANY Potter stuff, I unfollow/unfriended.

Our human rights are NOT debatable

#ProtectTheDolls
August 15, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Black hair 🖤🖤🖤
August 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I finally remembered to do it!!

10 cloverfield lane
The house that jack built
The backrooms
Frankenstein

#letterboxdfriday #letterboxd #movies
August 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Everytime someone says “LGBTQ whatever” when they clearly know the acronym we add more letters out of spite
August 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Hegsethmaxing
August 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Ways to avoid overdraft occurrences:
Be less broke bitch

Thank you,
USAA
August 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Bill Maher made me so mad that I joined the DSA
August 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
This isn’t supposed to be a funny take or a shitpost but I genuinely thought we’d already been through this with Jared Leto being a predator before.

Maybe I’d just assumed he was or dreamed it but I’m having serious Déjà vu about this whole thing.
July 30, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Taco Bell bring back the volcano menu fuck you for being a coward about it
July 19, 2026 at 5:43 PM
My collection is growing
July 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
July 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
My partner: I think my shaman on EverQuest has been casting true north for five hours
July 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Code red: didn’t take enough lactaid
June 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Me and goodwill aren’t on good terms. The will ain’t good rn
May 30, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Goodwill rejecting my stuff is so humbling
May 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Using light mode in apps is the same sin as using the big light in the bedroom or living room.
May 25, 2026 at 4:17 PM