ME, DEFENDING J.K. ROWLING: She compares favorably to a modern cannibal.
November 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
ME, DEFENDING J.K. ROWLING: She compares favorably to a modern cannibal.
You are invited to two BBQs. One hosted by JK Rowling. The other by Jeffrey Dahmer. You go to the Rowling one. You bring potato salad. She’s deathly allergic! Dahmer arrives. He challenges you to a laser fight. You’re a mid-size Subaru, and crush him. Are you sorry? Trick question: you’re in space!
November 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
You are invited to two BBQs. One hosted by JK Rowling. The other by Jeffrey Dahmer. You go to the Rowling one. You bring potato salad. She’s deathly allergic! Dahmer arrives. He challenges you to a laser fight. You’re a mid-size Subaru, and crush him. Are you sorry? Trick question: you’re in space!
ME, RESPONDING TO AN INVITATION TO A BBQ FROM J.K. ROWLING OR JEFFREY DAHMER: *mark as spam*
November 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
ME, RESPONDING TO AN INVITATION TO A BBQ FROM J.K. ROWLING OR JEFFREY DAHMER: *mark as spam*
J.K. Rowling is responsible for more deaths than Jeffrey Dahmer
November 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
J.K. Rowling is responsible for more deaths than Jeffrey Dahmer
or you could be this fucken guy
November 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM
or you could be this fucken guy
ten billion cis girlies can say trans ppl rock but one cisgender j k rowling says trans ppl suck and journalism will say rowling speaks for all women and ignore the ten billion cis girlies disowning j k rowling for being a bitch.
November 2, 2026 at 6:18 AM
ten billion cis girlies can say trans ppl rock but one cisgender j k rowling says trans ppl suck and journalism will say rowling speaks for all women and ignore the ten billion cis girlies disowning j k rowling for being a bitch.
So basically: JK Rowling once again shows that she knows NOTHING about her own movement
November 2, 2026 at 11:30 AM
So basically: JK Rowling once again shows that she knows NOTHING about her own movement
Have you seen who Rowling endorsed on the basis of trans rights?
Tickled by the implication that Stalin is the one responsible for Britain being Like This
November 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Have you seen who Rowling endorsed on the basis of trans rights?
feel like this is overreaching when Stonewall is basically going "we will follow the will of the majority" but then again, Rowling genuinely doesn't seem to understand this
November 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
feel like this is overreaching when Stonewall is basically going "we will follow the will of the majority" but then again, Rowling genuinely doesn't seem to understand this
Rowling has arguably harmed more people, all things told.
You are invited to two BBQs. One hosted by JK Rowling. The other by Jeffrey Dahmer. You go to the Rowling one. You bring potato salad. She’s deathly allergic! Dahmer arrives. He challenges you to a laser fight. You’re a mid-size Subaru, and crush him. Are you sorry? Trick question: you’re in space!
November 2, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Rowling has arguably harmed more people, all things told.
This, but for Bill Kristol and JK Rowling.
imagine traveling ten years back in time, telling your past self that both Macklemore and Nicki Minaj would end up surprisingly important to partisan politics, and inviting your past self to guess how
wild that Macklemore turned out to be among the politically least cringe rappers of his generation
October 29, 2026 at 4:16 PM
This, but for Bill Kristol and JK Rowling.
i will see people compare Scott Cawthon and JK Rowling and while i get the intent and agree on some points; i think this kinda downplays how specifically vocally loudly evil and powerful JK Rowling is. like actually actively making lives worse in the UK
November 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
i will see people compare Scott Cawthon and JK Rowling and while i get the intent and agree on some points; i think this kinda downplays how specifically vocally loudly evil and powerful JK Rowling is. like actually actively making lives worse in the UK
JK Rowling has stated that the character Dumbledore is gay. FWIW.
October 31, 2026 at 10:51 PM
JK Rowling has stated that the character Dumbledore is gay. FWIW.
Libety Tranny sounds like a fucking JK Rowling character
November 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Libety Tranny sounds like a fucking JK Rowling character
JK Rowling moments before disaster
November 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM
JK Rowling moments before disaster
JK Rowling is George Lucas's Wario
October 30, 2026 at 6:19 AM
JK Rowling is George Lucas's Wario
Stonewall: we agree with the anti-trans Supreme Court decision and won't do shit about fuck. We fundamentally suck
Rowling: That's not enough; fuck you, eat piss, nyearrrghhh
Rowling: That's not enough; fuck you, eat piss, nyearrrghhh
Again, we should probably ask what the fuck has been going on, when the national press has spent a decade screaming at the public that their hated deadly enemies are e.g. Stonewall, Amnesty International, the National Trust, the RNLI and Gary Lineker. Does that sound like normal country stuff?
November 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Stonewall: we agree with the anti-trans Supreme Court decision and won't do shit about fuck. We fundamentally suck
Rowling: That's not enough; fuck you, eat piss, nyearrrghhh
Rowling: That's not enough; fuck you, eat piss, nyearrrghhh
His argument is basically that JK Rowling can't be all that bad because she's not as evil as the most notorious cannibal in history
November 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
His argument is basically that JK Rowling can't be all that bad because she's not as evil as the most notorious cannibal in history
Shaking my head at every succulent bite at the JK Rowling BBQ so everyone knows I disapprove
November 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Shaking my head at every succulent bite at the JK Rowling BBQ so everyone knows I disapprove
wonder why they deleted, lol.
November 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
wonder why they deleted, lol.
Joanne Rowling is more proficient at generating gaslight than she ever was as an author.
Again, we should probably ask what the fuck has been going on, when the national press has spent a decade screaming at the public that their hated deadly enemies are e.g. Stonewall, Amnesty International, the National Trust, the RNLI and Gary Lineker. Does that sound like normal country stuff?
November 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Joanne Rowling is more proficient at generating gaslight than she ever was as an author.
JK Rowling is a racist bigoted piece of shit.
October 31, 2026 at 5:53 PM
JK Rowling is a racist bigoted piece of shit.
I thought it was the Rowling Theorem.
November 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I thought it was the Rowling Theorem.
JD Vance and JK Rowling. Two nasty little trolls.
October 31, 2026 at 11:06 PM
JD Vance and JK Rowling. Two nasty little trolls.