SQUIDLYSPOOCH
@imperiusrexkwondo.excuseme.wtf
Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo!
Ramen Addict|Taco Aficionado|Lyft Driver|Occasional Cosplayer|Cat Dad|Victim Advocacy|
Free Palestine~🏳️🌈 Ally~BLM~Antifa~ACAB
If you're a bigot, I identify as a Problem, pronouns try/me
Ramen Addict|Taco Aficionado|Lyft Driver|Occasional Cosplayer|Cat Dad|Victim Advocacy|
Free Palestine~🏳️🌈 Ally~BLM~Antifa~ACAB
If you're a bigot, I identify as a Problem, pronouns try/me
charm coming through in 4k call it high rizzolution
February 20, 2026 at 2:38 AM
charm coming through in 4k call it high rizzolution
I don't mean to brag but
February 16, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I don't mean to brag but
In honor of today's halftime show
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
In honor of today's halftime show
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Adam Johnson, who stole Nancy Pelosi’s lectern on January 6th is running for office in Florida.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/miami/ne...
www.cbsnews.com/amp/miami/ne...
Adam Johnson, seen carrying Nancy Pelosi's lectern on Jan. 6, runs for office in Florida
The man dubbed the "Lectern guy" from the Jan. 6 Capitol riot is now running as a Republican for county office in Florida.
www.cbsnews.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Adam Johnson, who stole Nancy Pelosi’s lectern on January 6th is running for office in Florida.
www.cbsnews.com/amp/miami/ne...
www.cbsnews.com/amp/miami/ne...
Home: early
Comfy clothes: on
Weekend: ENGAGE
Comfy clothes: on
Weekend: ENGAGE
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Home: early
Comfy clothes: on
Weekend: ENGAGE
Comfy clothes: on
Weekend: ENGAGE
"bUt It'S a LiGhTiNg BoLt"
To quote Robin Williams, "... and a swastika is just a Tibetan good luck charm."
To quote Robin Williams, "... and a swastika is just a Tibetan good luck charm."
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
"bUt It'S a LiGhTiNg BoLt"
To quote Robin Williams, "... and a swastika is just a Tibetan good luck charm."
To quote Robin Williams, "... and a swastika is just a Tibetan good luck charm."
Me, eternally
god I want horchata so bad
January 7, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Me, eternally
Wait wait wait... People are surprised an ICE agent has a Nazi SS tattoo? Do these same people find it shocking that the sky is blue and E-3s buy 2008 Chargers for $20k at 23% APR?
January 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Wait wait wait... People are surprised an ICE agent has a Nazi SS tattoo? Do these same people find it shocking that the sky is blue and E-3s buy 2008 Chargers for $20k at 23% APR?
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Not sure about a hundred, but in 1985 the Philadelphia police dropped a bomb on MOVE, a Black community, and killed eleven. Police were also central to the 1921 Tulsa massacre, where a white mob killed from 50 to 300 Black people. The Texas Rangers killed 15 unarmed Mexican American men in 1918.
in how many "law enforcement operations" are damn near 100 people killed?
January 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Not sure about a hundred, but in 1985 the Philadelphia police dropped a bomb on MOVE, a Black community, and killed eleven. Police were also central to the 1921 Tulsa massacre, where a white mob killed from 50 to 300 Black people. The Texas Rangers killed 15 unarmed Mexican American men in 1918.
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HR says I'm not allowed to reply to emails with "for fucks sake" anymore
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
HR says I'm not allowed to reply to emails with "for fucks sake" anymore
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oh look it’s the daycare dude that screws up basic facts in everything he posts. sure glad actual news outlets and reporters are using him as an unofficial assignment editor
This widely shared post, which claims to show Venezuelans celebrating the fall of Nicolas Maduro in Venezuela, is false.
The video was actually filmed in Miami, Florida, and not in Venezuela.
The video was actually filmed in Miami, Florida, and not in Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
oh look it’s the daycare dude that screws up basic facts in everything he posts. sure glad actual news outlets and reporters are using him as an unofficial assignment editor
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In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself
CASSIAN ANDOR
CASSIAN ANDOR
February 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself
CASSIAN ANDOR
CASSIAN ANDOR
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“To some extent, it moves stalking and harassment more easily from online to the real world, which is always the problem with wearables…”
Meta smart glasses pose a threat to women, campaigners say
Reports of covert filming have prompted privacy fears as experts are concerned that the devices would be altered to ‘nudify’ women without their consent
www.thetimes.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
“To some extent, it moves stalking and harassment more easily from online to the real world, which is always the problem with wearables…”
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Earlier this year, French and EU authorities began investigating Elon Musk and X over concerns of election interference. The investigation is ongoing, and if corroborated France could seize Elon's assets and jail him.
This is now one of my top hopes for the New Year…
Viva la France! 🇫🇷
This is now one of my top hopes for the New Year…
Viva la France! 🇫🇷
December 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Earlier this year, French and EU authorities began investigating Elon Musk and X over concerns of election interference. The investigation is ongoing, and if corroborated France could seize Elon's assets and jail him.
This is now one of my top hopes for the New Year…
Viva la France! 🇫🇷
This is now one of my top hopes for the New Year…
Viva la France! 🇫🇷
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The correlation between companies named after the Tolkien legendarium and their CEO/Founder being a chittering skinwalker fingering his own taint at the idea of draining the planet of all its resources and then fucking off to a sealed dome in New Zealand while everyone else suffers is extremely high
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The correlation between companies named after the Tolkien legendarium and their CEO/Founder being a chittering skinwalker fingering his own taint at the idea of draining the planet of all its resources and then fucking off to a sealed dome in New Zealand while everyone else suffers is extremely high
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Please make your New Year's Resolution to help farm workers. Your gift allows us do the good work we do all year long.
act.seiu.org/a/newyearres... #WeFeedYou
act.seiu.org/a/newyearres... #WeFeedYou
December 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Please make your New Year's Resolution to help farm workers. Your gift allows us do the good work we do all year long.
act.seiu.org/a/newyearres... #WeFeedYou
act.seiu.org/a/newyearres... #WeFeedYou
He so sleepy
December 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
He so sleepy
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this dude is incapable of shutting the fuck up
and the garbage U.S. press is pathologically compelled to parrot and stenograph every last brain fart he has until we've all gone mad and tapped out
and the garbage U.S. press is pathologically compelled to parrot and stenograph every last brain fart he has until we've all gone mad and tapped out
OpenAI's CEO Sam Altman says in 10 years time college graduates will be working 'some completely new, exciting, super well-paid' job in space | Fortune
While Bill Gates has said the 2-day workweek could come within the next decade, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says Gen Alpha college graduates will be too busy planet-hopping.
fortune.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
this dude is incapable of shutting the fuck up
and the garbage U.S. press is pathologically compelled to parrot and stenograph every last brain fart he has until we've all gone mad and tapped out
and the garbage U.S. press is pathologically compelled to parrot and stenograph every last brain fart he has until we've all gone mad and tapped out
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Them: I keep failing these exams for my PME courses.
Me: Did you pay attention and take good notes during the lessons?
Them: No I just click through and then ask chatgpt but it keeps getting the answers wrong.
*1 hour later*
Them: I failed the tests too many times so I got disenrolled.
Me: Did you pay attention and take good notes during the lessons?
Them: No I just click through and then ask chatgpt but it keeps getting the answers wrong.
*1 hour later*
Them: I failed the tests too many times so I got disenrolled.
December 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Them: I keep failing these exams for my PME courses.
Me: Did you pay attention and take good notes during the lessons?
Them: No I just click through and then ask chatgpt but it keeps getting the answers wrong.
*1 hour later*
Them: I failed the tests too many times so I got disenrolled.
Me: Did you pay attention and take good notes during the lessons?
Them: No I just click through and then ask chatgpt but it keeps getting the answers wrong.
*1 hour later*
Them: I failed the tests too many times so I got disenrolled.
LFFFGGG
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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