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spoocecow
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· Aug 11
I open my wallet, and it's full of yummy blood! :)
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I needed to hear this post
September 15, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I needed to hear this post
(surprising you in the parking lot)
[the monkees voice] Hey Hey Motherfucker
People said you couldn't be found
[the monkees voice] Hey Hey Motherfucker
People said you couldn't be found
September 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
(surprising you in the parking lot)
[the monkees voice] Hey Hey Motherfucker
People said you couldn't be found
[the monkees voice] Hey Hey Motherfucker
People said you couldn't be found
so I guess I'm what the kids call a Pan-Masonic Ultramale
September 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
so I guess I'm what the kids call a Pan-Masonic Ultramale
Free idea: a StSanders like version of the bridge from hall and oates "you make my dreams come true" that goes "well listen to this!" but it gets increasingly less impressive or interesting somehow
September 14, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Free idea: a StSanders like version of the bridge from hall and oates "you make my dreams come true" that goes "well listen to this!" but it gets increasingly less impressive or interesting somehow
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erin wrinkle moose sign, north woodstock, new hampshire, 1995
September 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
erin wrinkle moose sign, north woodstock, new hampshire, 1995
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GOLLY!!
September 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
GOLLY!!
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tracked down the rare 1978 italian tv show "STRYX" which caused a huge satanic panic when it first aired. it looks INCREDIBLE archive.org/details/stry...
Stryx (1978)
Mirror: https://link.storjshare.io/s/jwazxs4kidju2hizkmumtz7s6waa/stryx/stryx/Stryx is an Italian TV series, aired in 1978 on Rai 2.Stryx thematically referred to Hell, devils and underworld. The scen...
archive.org
September 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
tracked down the rare 1978 italian tv show "STRYX" which caused a huge satanic panic when it first aired. it looks INCREDIBLE archive.org/details/stry...
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anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
September 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
the least desirable djinn, who intentionally misinterpret wishes to have unwanted consequences, are also known in some circles as 𝘬𝘶𝘴𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦
September 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
the least desirable djinn, who intentionally misinterpret wishes to have unwanted consequences, are also known in some circles as 𝘬𝘶𝘴𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦
I've been averaging 2 or 3 hours of sleep a night this week and I have no recollection of writing this; no earthly idea what the premise or joke could have been. I feel like I'm in Fight Club But For REALLY Big Losers
September 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I've been averaging 2 or 3 hours of sleep a night this week and I have no recollection of writing this; no earthly idea what the premise or joke could have been. I feel like I'm in Fight Club But For REALLY Big Losers
lighthouse transformation hypnosis. you want to be on a crag. you love the stink of the sea. you will eat 10000 pounds of concrete and stone with a big big lightbulb for dessert. you'll rotate. you'll rotate.
September 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
lighthouse transformation hypnosis. you want to be on a crag. you love the stink of the sea. you will eat 10000 pounds of concrete and stone with a big big lightbulb for dessert. you'll rotate. you'll rotate.
in a real slump lately... not even interested in my ecchi mangas no more....
September 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
in a real slump lately... not even interested in my ecchi mangas no more....
The only word with letters "mpsp" ------ "chimpspeed". Word to measure how fast is a chimp . How fast chimp go . The only word
September 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
The only word with letters "mpsp" ------ "chimpspeed". Word to measure how fast is a chimp . How fast chimp go . The only word
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nintendo direct announcer guy orders lunch
September 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
nintendo direct announcer guy orders lunch
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Surviving Edged Weapons (Hardcore Feelings Edit)
This is a remake of an old video stuck in 240p, so I recut it using a better copy
This is a remake of an old video stuck in 240p, so I recut it using a better copy
September 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Surviving Edged Weapons (Hardcore Feelings Edit)
This is a remake of an old video stuck in 240p, so I recut it using a better copy
This is a remake of an old video stuck in 240p, so I recut it using a better copy
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let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
Molecular Desert Zone, Act I
September 9, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Molecular Desert Zone, Act I
my OoT remake thoughts:
* the character Rauru is boring. King Zora is a more memorable character than Rauru solely because of the mweep mweep scooting. Rauru should be introduced by eating 1000 pretzels in real time
* Rauru should be introduced by him doing a kickflip over a gibdo (never explained)
* the character Rauru is boring. King Zora is a more memorable character than Rauru solely because of the mweep mweep scooting. Rauru should be introduced by eating 1000 pretzels in real time
* Rauru should be introduced by him doing a kickflip over a gibdo (never explained)
September 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
my OoT remake thoughts:
* the character Rauru is boring. King Zora is a more memorable character than Rauru solely because of the mweep mweep scooting. Rauru should be introduced by eating 1000 pretzels in real time
* Rauru should be introduced by him doing a kickflip over a gibdo (never explained)
* the character Rauru is boring. King Zora is a more memorable character than Rauru solely because of the mweep mweep scooting. Rauru should be introduced by eating 1000 pretzels in real time
* Rauru should be introduced by him doing a kickflip over a gibdo (never explained)
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you notice yourself smiling with delight at things you once paid no attention to
September 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
you notice yourself smiling with delight at things you once paid no attention to
Greetings. You may call me The Forgotten MegaMaster.
September 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Greetings. You may call me The Forgotten MegaMaster.
They say good pussy is like good poutine: squeaks when u bite it ?
September 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
They say good pussy is like good poutine: squeaks when u bite it ?
the dog breed "Schipperke" is so delightful to behold and to say aloud ("skipper-key"). the dutch should never do anything else but breed dogs and name them
September 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
the dog breed "Schipperke" is so delightful to behold and to say aloud ("skipper-key"). the dutch should never do anything else but breed dogs and name them
Canadians have their own "Tina Turner"-like code names for illicit substances. For example, "Auntie Rio" means they are looking for drugs from "Ontario".
September 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Canadians have their own "Tina Turner"-like code names for illicit substances. For example, "Auntie Rio" means they are looking for drugs from "Ontario".