people used to eat an entire Leg Of Pig in one bite and belch so hard it cracks the castle's foundation, as an ancient siege technique

💔

for every journey you don't, I'll do two

Uhmm.. chi"mpsp"eed collision, .. .. no survivors,... I'm sorry..

YEAAHHHHHHHH

* Rauru eats Navi in the opening cutscene and the camera follows her ALL THE WAY THROUGH (never explained)
* Rauru canonically knows every inch of Twinrova's incredible body (explained in horrid detail in unskippable cutscene)
* Hyrule Field looks kind of underwhelming

* Rauru should envelope the earth and eclipse the sun every night and sing a sweet lullaby to all the hylians
* Rauru should be a secret fish you can catch
* Rauru canonically gives Link a gun
* Rauru is just a bunch of spaghetti under the robe. Head sitting on top like a big ol meat ball