So breakfast cereal turns out to be... A secret plot by DARPA in order to create super soldiers out of children in an effort to fight the Soviet Union?

Amazing

The hairball move is like an eight direction combo.

⬇️↘️↙️⬇️↘️↙️➡️🤮

Or it's like "stop you're biting my lip" or like "ow, ow, I think your stuck. No don't try to pull away, just relax, no I know, it's fine, just relax.'

That scene from spider verse with the hair, that's the new 90-10 kiss

Just use Foley sounds of drinking a milkshake. That means love. They're in love now.

Its like a distillary that takes flowers and turns it into hard drugs

Effects last for years
Experts recommend limiting exposure
Caution
Warning
Heavy equipment in use
Fines doubled for speeding in work zones
High Voltage
Danger
California Proposition 65 Warning
Product contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer

Let us know when you hear a familiar song

Salright

They don't tell you how long it takes for that to just become part of you

Thanks. I've been trying to 'just be' and I think I've been just trying to ignore it

I still hear her.

I wake up and think she's by my feet. I look and it's a blanket, but I remember how I held her when she passed.

I'm calcifying, agrieved, anxious, angry, wandering, hollow, lonely and longing.

My hair is getting long, I should trim my beard.

Oh, I should shave my head.

I'm emotionally compromised, that's a great fucking idea.

I need something like these in my life to capture the souls of my enemies and to put on display in my cube

Somebody find that guy who finds the exact measurements of everything who finds "the exact model of" things to measure against

What did I do this time?

When discord finally catches up to aim and icq

Some lessons you have to learn first hand.

See, this is what makes you relatable.

"You won't like me when I'm hangry"

"That's my secret, I'm always Hungry"

"Stay Hangry"

"Drive Hangry"