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indigooffspring.bsky.social
Space Man Dave
@indigooffspring.bsky.social
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Asperger. Educated as an Engineer, but DBA by trade. Born at 321.59 ppm.
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pesto.robbedroot.org
who needs haaland when you have dan james?

#lufc
wales 2 - 1 Norway (Dan James 38')
October 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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leedsinshetland.bsky.social
Dan James goal against Norway..
October 1, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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jaywaters.bsky.social
The President of the United States is a liar.
September 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
The most powerful relationship you will ever have is your relationship with Nick Rhodes.

10th Sep 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 9 [url]
September 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
indigooffspring.bsky.social
This is what justice is when your government is in the pockets of a rogue regime.
smoothedjaguar.bsky.social Way Too Online Person @smoothedjaguar.bsky.social · 3d
So raping children gets you half the sentence you’d get if you sat in Trafalgar Sqaure holding up a piece of paper. What a good and moral justice system we have in this shithole of a country.
September 29, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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teapainusa.bsky.social
There's something special about a man falling asleep on live television three minutes after calling his predecessor "Sleepy Joe."
September 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
indigooffspring.bsky.social
The FA trying to get Man City's financial data.
object.works Velour Shirt @object.works · 3d
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
September 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
Spend 12 hours not thinking about pies. Breathe.

9th Sep 2018 | 🔁 6 🩶 5 [url]
September 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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sunderlandlolly.bsky.social
Did you know that a Farage Reform govt intends to scrap the NHS? The private health care system he wants to introduce would cost you £10,000s, like the US, where getting ill can bankrupt you.
#ReformUK #Labour #GreenParty #Newcastle #SAFC� #NUFC
September 28, 2026 at 6:58 AM
indigooffspring.bsky.social
russincheshire.bsky.social Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 4d
You're alive for around 700,000 hours.

Why waste a single one of them arguing with cunts, when you can block them in 1 second?
Man Smiles, Job Done
ALT: Man Smiles, Job Done
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September 28, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
Have a butcher's knife party. Let peoople dance with butcher's knives.

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September 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
I believe in the magic of glue guns. There was not one time I felt that the magic was gone.

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September 27, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
Pick a star in the sky. Name it David Tennant.

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September 26, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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karlykingsley.bsky.social
Every photo Xi, Melania, and Trump have together looks like a failed album photo shoot or the cold opening of a crime show where the pedophile gets away with it.
September 25, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
Carry increasingly heavy oranges until the world feels light.

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September 24, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
Art is what's left when you take the chicken nugget away.

29th Aug 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 10 [url]
September 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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realtuckfrumper.bsky.social
Makeover for a takeover
www.dailykos.com
Makeover for a takeover
twp.ai
September 23, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
Imagine you're a pet piglet owned by Jacob Rees-Mogg. Describe your day.

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September 22, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
The sinclair zx spectrum is as powerful as you want it to be.

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September 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
If you can't be yourself, try being Patti Smith for an hour.

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September 22, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
Dance with a hog's pudding in your underwear.

20th Aug 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 11 [url]
September 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
The opposite of love is sausage rolls, not hate.

18th Aug 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 9 [url]
September 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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zackpolanski.bsky.social
Labour are worried. They've had the Foreign Secretary, the Chancellor, the Mayor of London & the Prime Minister out in Holborn & St Pancras but we've got you. Hundreds of thousands of you who care & are making a difference!

Donate today to help us win:

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Let's get our sixth Green MP elected - Green Party
We have a chance to elect our 6th MP - London's first Green MP, Zack Polanski! But we raise over £200k by 8 October. Will you help us?
donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk
September 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
Run to West Bromwich. Ask the first person you meet there where to buy a bus pass. Go home.

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September 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM