Patrick Johnson
@ironicsuicide.bsky.social
Here for a bleak time, not a long time.
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this is the perfect use of axios’s bullet point house style
July 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
this is the perfect use of axios’s bullet point house style
The lengths some people will go to steal the spotlight, I swear.
July 12, 2026 at 8:08 AM
The lengths some people will go to steal the spotlight, I swear.
That feeling when it's not Democrats dying in office for a change.
July 12, 2026 at 6:59 AM
That feeling when it's not Democrats dying in office for a change.
All you suckers who get to bed at a reasonable hour must be feeling pretty foolish right now.
July 12, 2026 at 6:55 AM
All you suckers who get to bed at a reasonable hour must be feeling pretty foolish right now.
Father's Day one of the few mainstream holidays that's an open celebration of ejaculation.
June 21, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Father's Day one of the few mainstream holidays that's an open celebration of ejaculation.
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Even after a decade of listening to his award-winning™ podcast, I still was not prepared for how much of a force of nature @jimmypardo.com is on stage doing stand up. An absolute joy. Don't miss him if you ever get the chance! (Unless your taste in Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals is lacking.)
June 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Even after a decade of listening to his award-winning™ podcast, I still was not prepared for how much of a force of nature @jimmypardo.com is on stage doing stand up. An absolute joy. Don't miss him if you ever get the chance! (Unless your taste in Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals is lacking.)
Oh dammit, I log into this account to scroll for the first time in months and a major sports thing is happening. This is not the annoying content I came here to experience.
June 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Oh dammit, I log into this account to scroll for the first time in months and a major sports thing is happening. This is not the annoying content I came here to experience.
When people say they hate liberals, they're likely conjuring the mental image of the experience of being in a Trader Joe's.
April 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
When people say they hate liberals, they're likely conjuring the mental image of the experience of being in a Trader Joe's.
Hilary Clinton making a campaign stop at the Gathering of the Juggalos: "I don't know who created Faygo but I'm trying to figure out how to get them to have Faygo to the polls."
March 24, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Hilary Clinton making a campaign stop at the Gathering of the Juggalos: "I don't know who created Faygo but I'm trying to figure out how to get them to have Faygo to the polls."
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a thing that doesn't really get enough discussion about platner is that, even if you assume the latter here is true (and i do), it's going to make him strongly susceptible to malign influences if he gets elected to the senate; the framework to think about him isn't fetterman, it's gabbard
The two options at this point are (1) that Platner is a straight up Nazi, (2) he is the dumbest motherfucker in the state of Maine, the second is arguably better in some abstract sense but both are disqualifying
This is a joke at this point right?
March 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
a thing that doesn't really get enough discussion about platner is that, even if you assume the latter here is true (and i do), it's going to make him strongly susceptible to malign influences if he gets elected to the senate; the framework to think about him isn't fetterman, it's gabbard
Now I know how Arizona felt now that I live in the state with the worst Democratic US Senator.
February 28, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Now I know how Arizona felt now that I live in the state with the worst Democratic US Senator.
So much of the best sci-fi comes from deep thinkers going "Wouldn't it be great if... Oh. Oh wait. No it very much wouldn't be." Thinking things out to very possible logical ends is the beating heart of lasting speculative fiction.
February 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
So much of the best sci-fi comes from deep thinkers going "Wouldn't it be great if... Oh. Oh wait. No it very much wouldn't be." Thinking things out to very possible logical ends is the beating heart of lasting speculative fiction.
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they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
US HIRING AT RECESSION LEVELS: HIRING RATE AT 3.3%, MATCHING THE 2020 CRISIS AND NEAR A 13-YEAR LOW.
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
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Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
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"I don’t want it to breathe or fuck for me; I want it to solve cancer...”
“Why is AI helping me write a song or tell a story? Send some shit through a black hole; do something that we can’t do. Or dig a ditch; do the shit we don’t want to do. Why is it coming after the stuff that we essentially need to do to be human beings?”
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Gore Verbinski Sounds Off on AI as He Launches ‘Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die’
The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ filmmaker is back after nearly a decade, and is ready to skewer how technology has taken over our lives (even more) in that time: “Why is AI helping me write a song or t...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
"I don’t want it to breathe or fuck for me; I want it to solve cancer...”
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You know how I keep saying that every damn skill and capacity is needed in this moment???
What do you know how to do that can serve in this critical time??
What do you know how to do that can serve in this critical time??
One man tracking people being deported & deportation flights at the Minneapolis airport.
One person creating a record for future inquiries & potential prosecutions.
Trevor Paglen's deep surveillance documentation now being done by everyday people.
www.npr.org/2026/02/06/n...
One person creating a record for future inquiries & potential prosecutions.
Trevor Paglen's deep surveillance documentation now being done by everyday people.
www.npr.org/2026/02/06/n...
Minneapolis now has daily deportation flights. One man has been documenting them
A professional airplane enthusiast has been tracking the federally chartered deportation flights out of the Minneapolis airport as DHS sends immigration detainees to other states and, eventually, othe...
www.npr.org
February 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
You know how I keep saying that every damn skill and capacity is needed in this moment???
What do you know how to do that can serve in this critical time??
What do you know how to do that can serve in this critical time??
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Watch this, it's astonishing.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Watch this, it's astonishing.
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February 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I know I don't have many followers on here, but if people can please share this. I'm on disability and supplement my income with rideshare. After someone busted my window, my mechanic found out the dealership sold me a car that needs $1220+ in repairs. gofund.me/a43d02900
I know I don't have many followers on here, but if people can please share this. I'm on disability and supplement my income with rideshare. After someone busted my window, my mechanic found out the dealership sold me a car that needs $1220+ in repairs. gofund.me/a43d02900
Donate to Keep Patrick's Car Running for His Livelihood, organized by Patrick Johnson
Hello everyone. My name is Patrick and I'm looking to raise money for so… Patrick Johnson needs your support for Keep Patrick's Car Running for His Livelihood
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February 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I know I don't have many followers on here, but if people can please share this. I'm on disability and supplement my income with rideshare. After someone busted my window, my mechanic found out the dealership sold me a car that needs $1220+ in repairs. gofund.me/a43d02900
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I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year
Kristi Noem: "I always tell people that the days you don't hear about us are the days we were successful."
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
News days are no longer feast or famine. They're more like feast or that scene from Monty Python's Meaning Of Life. You know the one.
Today is one of those. With the mint.
Today is one of those. With the mint.
January 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
News days are no longer feast or famine. They're more like feast or that scene from Monty Python's Meaning Of Life. You know the one.
Today is one of those. With the mint.
Today is one of those. With the mint.
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disturbingly plausible
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
disturbingly plausible
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her