Finally looked up the price of unleaded where I live and it's $9.15/gallon so everyone in the States should probably stop whingeing
September 22, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Finally looked up the price of unleaded where I live and it's $9.15/gallon so everyone in the States should probably stop whingeing
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ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran-
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah!
ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah!
ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
September 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran-
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah!
ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah!
ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what
2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang!
I feel like I'm forgetting something but I'm ready to stand by this Top Ten
September 21, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I feel like I'm forgetting something but I'm ready to stand by this Top Ten
Pink pét-nat bottle check
September 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Pink pét-nat bottle check
BKDems making their members take off work on a Wednesday for their annual meeting and announcing it the Friday before, never ever change County 🤡
September 18, 2026 at 7:17 AM
BKDems making their members take off work on a Wednesday for their annual meeting and announcing it the Friday before, never ever change County 🤡
Phil Neville
Who is the best second-best member of their family in sports?
Obvious notables: Jason Kelce, Eli, Ken Griffey Sr., Prince Fielder.
Obvious notables: Jason Kelce, Eli, Ken Griffey Sr., Prince Fielder.
September 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Phil Neville
Once again fuck to ticketmaster
September 16, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Once again fuck to ticketmaster
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Congratulations to me on being the first person to make this joke
September 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Congratulations to me on being the first person to make this joke
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we won!
the court just declared the Brooklyn Democratic Party's attempted coup null and void
in a victory for democracy and common sense, Justice Jill Epstein finds that outgoing District Leaders had no right to change the rules after an election they lost iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewD...
the court just declared the Brooklyn Democratic Party's attempted coup null and void
in a victory for democracy and common sense, Justice Jill Epstein finds that outgoing District Leaders had no right to change the rules after an election they lost iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewD...
September 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
we won!
the court just declared the Brooklyn Democratic Party's attempted coup null and void
in a victory for democracy and common sense, Justice Jill Epstein finds that outgoing District Leaders had no right to change the rules after an election they lost iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewD...
the court just declared the Brooklyn Democratic Party's attempted coup null and void
in a victory for democracy and common sense, Justice Jill Epstein finds that outgoing District Leaders had no right to change the rules after an election they lost iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewD...
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the super bowl should work like mlb hall of fame voting does, where every few years they decide that no one will play in it. they'll still have the broadcast and everything, but the broadcast booth will fill three hours with "well you know, the super bowl is really hard to get to"
September 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
the super bowl should work like mlb hall of fame voting does, where every few years they decide that no one will play in it. they'll still have the broadcast and everything, but the broadcast booth will fill three hours with "well you know, the super bowl is really hard to get to"
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13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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September 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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Ten years of outdoor summer hoops
September 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Ten years of outdoor summer hoops
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Completely forgot about this lmfao
September 10, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Completely forgot about this lmfao
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twas the night before kirkmas and all through the quietness, not a creature was asking, "Counting or not counting gang violence?"
September 10, 2026 at 7:21 AM
twas the night before kirkmas and all through the quietness, not a creature was asking, "Counting or not counting gang violence?"
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Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
Talarico: "I oppose trans athletes playing in girls' sports if it endangers safety or fairness"
September 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
LMAO cc @relevantrachel.bsky.social
September 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
LMAO cc @relevantrachel.bsky.social
Moved from Brooklyn to London ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What are you doing with your midlife existential crisis? No wrong answers. Just trying to see something, as the kids say.
September 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Moved from Brooklyn to London ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Picking a nice spot for this in my mind palace as we speak
all these 9/11 remembrances reminded me of one of the most flabbergasting paragraphs I've ever read, which was somehow in a story about a Ben Kweller song
September 9, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Picking a nice spot for this in my mind palace as we speak
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For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...
Proof from the states: the right wing attempt to repeal the 20th century – Heartland Signal
Republicans are in Dallas this week making the case that the other side is the extreme one. We read the legislation they introduced in all 50 states and built a searchable record of what we found: 1,1...
heartlandsignal.com
September 9, 2026 at 12:56 PM
For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...
not gonna ask why tennis is still on when i woke up this morning, just gonna accept it
September 9, 2026 at 7:01 AM
not gonna ask why tennis is still on when i woke up this morning, just gonna accept it
Despite my affectation for purposely using certain terms different from that which I was taught growing up (e.g. there's no reason I should say 'trolley' or 'bubbler'), I can't escape whom I actually am
September 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Despite my affectation for purposely using certain terms different from that which I was taught growing up (e.g. there's no reason I should say 'trolley' or 'bubbler'), I can't escape whom I actually am
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as a Californian marooned in NYC with not nearly enough good taco options, I'm taking this one EXTREMELY PERSONALLY.
(BAD COMPANY
Private Equity and the Death of the American DREAM
bookshop.org/a/109816/978...)
(BAD COMPANY
Private Equity and the Death of the American DREAM
bookshop.org/a/109816/978...)
New York City’s Los Tacos No. 1 nabs private-equity investment
TSG Consumer — which has backed Crumbl and Dutch Bros — has made an investment of an unknown amount in the taco brand.
www.nrn.com
September 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
as a Californian marooned in NYC with not nearly enough good taco options, I'm taking this one EXTREMELY PERSONALLY.
(BAD COMPANY
Private Equity and the Death of the American DREAM
bookshop.org/a/109816/978...)
(BAD COMPANY
Private Equity and the Death of the American DREAM
bookshop.org/a/109816/978...)