Agent Mr. Hands

This seems like a weird thing to post on the day, when your employees are making big life changing decisions. Like maybe it’d be more sensitive to post something the day after, once decisions have been made?

I got that dawgtism in me

I don’t see anything about not letting a dog play in here, going to require a review of the film Air Bud: World Pup

They followed up with James Taylor's "Your Smiling Face" so idk who does the programming for the store radio at the Russ's Market

Calling someone a butthole somehow is fouler than calling them an asshole. Because an asshole is just an asshole, but a butthole is the hole of a butt.

Are Stephen King, Dave Barry, Amy Tan, and the rest uniting to form the Rock Bottom Remainders not unlike all our favorite heroes coming together to form the Avengers?

Deal, it’s yours!

Please take this off my hands, it's such a large box taking up space in my office

They just had a new album come out, too!

Mary’s dragging a wagon back there

Where does a targa top fit in?

It’s more screen real estate that they can keep on full brightness directly in front of me at the movie theater

Hey I know that person

A while back I found this episode of Tom Snyder’s show where he interviews James Doohan, Deforest Kelley, and Walter Koenig, it’s great

And then in the back half of the show Harlan Ellison shows up says Star Fleet are cops, and Doohan gets pissed

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI0b...

I’ll recommend one step further: have a Juggalo officiate