joshua
@j.schwa.systems
Ruby Summers and Nate Grey are the best Summers children and i will die on this hill.
Pinned
joshua
@j.schwa.systems
· Jan 6
Hi people of Lincoln NE on Bluesky. I couldn’t really find a good feed for posts about or around #LNK so I made one myself, check it out here: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Reposted by joshua
ME, MOURNING MY HUSBAND, WHOSE LIFE AS A PTOLEMAIC-ERA SCRIBE WAS MADE MORE DIFFICULT BY LABOR STRIFE AND A FALSE MURDER ACCUSATION, AND WHO DIED YOUNG: RIP my menches
September 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
ME, MOURNING MY HUSBAND, WHOSE LIFE AS A PTOLEMAIC-ERA SCRIBE WAS MADE MORE DIFFICULT BY LABOR STRIFE AND A FALSE MURDER ACCUSATION, AND WHO DIED YOUNG: RIP my menches
Reposted by joshua
Double Spacing was invented by Big Space Key Manufacturing so the Space Key wears out slightly faster.
One space after a comma, two spaces after a full stop. That is the one true way. Anything else is wrong. Yes, I know HTML only puts one after a full stop no matter how many you type - it's wrong.
September 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Double Spacing was invented by Big Space Key Manufacturing so the Space Key wears out slightly faster.
The Ark is my favorite show about what it would be like to wear leisurewear in space
September 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The Ark is my favorite show about what it would be like to wear leisurewear in space
Call me an old man if you want but you better believe I was nodding my head along to Blur's Song 2 in the freezer section of the grocery store
September 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Call me an old man if you want but you better believe I was nodding my head along to Blur's Song 2 in the freezer section of the grocery store
What we need more of is presidential candidates with the charisma of a broken wicker chair and the principles of a bag of salad left in the back of a hot car.
September 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
What we need more of is presidential candidates with the charisma of a broken wicker chair and the principles of a bag of salad left in the back of a hot car.
Midwestern Chrome (2026) – Michael Bettendorf
shifty looking guy in a trenchcoat accosted me in the alley and asked if I was looking for sticks. Sure, I said, but how speedy are we talkin? Says he's out of everything but the really premium name-brand stuff so I just got a taste and I guess I'll have to hope it holds me over for a few years
September 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Midwestern Chrome (2026) – Michael Bettendorf
My new boss has been my new boss for all of three hours and I've already used the word "b-hole" to describe someone, in conversation with her.
September 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
My new boss has been my new boss for all of three hours and I've already used the word "b-hole" to describe someone, in conversation with her.
Hey #LNK, I have an IKEA Billy book case to give away for free. It's a little under 7' tall, 32" wide, with a "dark brown oak effect" color. New in box, unassembled. It's a 7' tall box tho so you'll need some way to haul that, cuz I can't. Link to IKEA description: www.ikea.com/us/en/p/billy-bo...
BILLY bookcase, dark-brown oak effect, 311/2x11x791/2"
BILLY bookcase, dark-brown oak effect, 311/2x11x791/2" BILLY bookcase is a beloved icon that never goes out of style. Thanks to its versatility you can use it in many different ways at home – regardless of whether you store books or everyday items in it.
www.ikea.com
September 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Hey #LNK, I have an IKEA Billy book case to give away for free. It's a little under 7' tall, 32" wide, with a "dark brown oak effect" color. New in box, unassembled. It's a 7' tall box tho so you'll need some way to haul that, cuz I can't. Link to IKEA description: www.ikea.com/us/en/p/billy-bo...
The Sims established "woohoo" as code for sex
So what my theory presupposes is that Wii Sports Resort's "Wuhu Island" is really just "Fuck Island"
So what my theory presupposes is that Wii Sports Resort's "Wuhu Island" is really just "Fuck Island"
September 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The Sims established "woohoo" as code for sex
So what my theory presupposes is that Wii Sports Resort's "Wuhu Island" is really just "Fuck Island"
So what my theory presupposes is that Wii Sports Resort's "Wuhu Island" is really just "Fuck Island"
All of the books you've ever lent out and never got back are all in one pile now waiting for you to find it, you just to solve this mystery to reveal the location.
September 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
All of the books you've ever lent out and never got back are all in one pile now waiting for you to find it, you just to solve this mystery to reveal the location.
Reposted by joshua
BRAND NEW MST3K EPISODE FROM THE NOT AT ALL-BRAND NEW TEAM!
This Wednesday night Sept 9 at 1000+ movie theaters around the country. Encore showing on Sunday Sept 13.
Watch us relive the glory and/or disgrace ourselves!!
www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...
This Wednesday night Sept 9 at 1000+ movie theaters around the country. Encore showing on Sunday Sept 13.
Watch us relive the glory and/or disgrace ourselves!!
www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...
MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments – Sting of Death | In Theatres September 9 & 13
Join Mike and The Bots for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments as they riff Sting of Death. In theatres nationwide September 9 & 13.
www.fathomentertainment.com
September 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
BRAND NEW MST3K EPISODE FROM THE NOT AT ALL-BRAND NEW TEAM!
This Wednesday night Sept 9 at 1000+ movie theaters around the country. Encore showing on Sunday Sept 13.
Watch us relive the glory and/or disgrace ourselves!!
www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...
This Wednesday night Sept 9 at 1000+ movie theaters around the country. Encore showing on Sunday Sept 13.
Watch us relive the glory and/or disgrace ourselves!!
www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...
Finished one Brionne Baron and got started on three others. Only 22 minis left to go. Some day I might even get okay at this. #BloodBowl #miniaturepainting
September 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Finished one Brionne Baron and got started on three others. Only 22 minis left to go. Some day I might even get okay at this. #BloodBowl #miniaturepainting
I made biscuits and sausage gravy for dinner and good lord, how do people eat this for breakfast and then just go about their day
September 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I made biscuits and sausage gravy for dinner and good lord, how do people eat this for breakfast and then just go about their day
i want to drink the forbidden water
September 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
i want to drink the forbidden water
Reposted by joshua
Improved the signal “sounds best” algorithm to account for FM vs AM quality, height of towers from FCC, and assume car radio instead of FCC default of house antenna strength: huskerfinder.sheetsj.com
September 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Improved the signal “sounds best” algorithm to account for FM vs AM quality, height of towers from FCC, and assume car radio instead of FCC default of house antenna strength: huskerfinder.sheetsj.com
How old do I have to be before I can start wearing old man hats? I feel like I gotta be getting close
September 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
How old do I have to be before I can start wearing old man hats? I feel like I gotta be getting close
Reposted by joshua
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
September 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
The last time I went to Brews at the Zoo at the #LNK zoo, the Husker's football coach got fired that same night. All I'm saying is that Matt Rhule better watch out for his job tonight.
September 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
The last time I went to Brews at the Zoo at the #LNK zoo, the Husker's football coach got fired that same night. All I'm saying is that Matt Rhule better watch out for his job tonight.
How many vitamins are there that come in gummy form? I wanna start my day with like a softball sized gob of gummies to chew on
September 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
How many vitamins are there that come in gummy form? I wanna start my day with like a softball sized gob of gummies to chew on
I need to just learn to cut my own hair, that way when I'm disappointed in the end results, at least it will be by my own hand, and I won't have had to pay for the privilege.
September 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I need to just learn to cut my own hair, that way when I'm disappointed in the end results, at least it will be by my own hand, and I won't have had to pay for the privilege.
Yeah I'm Gen Alpha. I'm Gen Alpha Flight
And then there's a picture of a middle aged guy in a faux vintage Alpha Flight tshirt.
And then there's a picture of a middle aged guy in a faux vintage Alpha Flight tshirt.
August 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Yeah I'm Gen Alpha. I'm Gen Alpha Flight
And then there's a picture of a middle aged guy in a faux vintage Alpha Flight tshirt.
And then there's a picture of a middle aged guy in a faux vintage Alpha Flight tshirt.
disappointed not to see @cityplannerplays.bsky.social Phil on this list; i assume he is at number 26
it’s that time of year again, Rolling Stone released their list of the top 25 content creators, which is actually a test of how old and out of touch you are… the lower your score, the more out of touch
i’ve heard of 11 out of 25
i’ve heard of 11 out of 25
25 Most Influential Creators of 2026
From breakout comedians and beauty experts to fashion newcomers and political stars, here are some of the biggest voices shaping the internet in 2026.
www.rollingstone.com
August 31, 2026 at 6:33 PM
disappointed not to see @cityplannerplays.bsky.social Phil on this list; i assume he is at number 26
Reposted by joshua
I’m finally watching The Prisoner and Peter Milligan and Grant Morrison have a lot of explaining to do, I’ll tell you that for free
August 31, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I’m finally watching The Prisoner and Peter Milligan and Grant Morrison have a lot of explaining to do, I’ll tell you that for free
Mana Games in #LNK just announced they’re moving to the old Burger King building across from the penitentiary. It’s an odd location but I hope it works, being a little more accessible than the Haymarket area.
August 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Mana Games in #LNK just announced they’re moving to the old Burger King building across from the penitentiary. It’s an odd location but I hope it works, being a little more accessible than the Haymarket area.
Cypress Hill go on Bullseye
August 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Cypress Hill go on Bullseye