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James Dooley
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And now, before my upperotic register, something nice...now?
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Zohran post about filling one pothole: We filled our 2,000th pothole! Wow! New York is the greatest city in the world!

Zohran post about meeting with the president: Some guy was here and that is now over.
Had a productive meeting with the President today at Gracie Mansion.
September 21, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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"We didn’t so much lie to you as tell you stories that were untrue. We hoped the stories would add magic to your childhood and reassure you that capitalism is a fair system for everyone, instead of one in which some people can’t afford insulin while other people are Jeff Bezos."
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Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
“You’ll probably hear this soon enough from the other kids on the playground anyway, so I might as well tell you. Santa isn’t real, the Tooth Fairy is imagin...
www.mcsweeneys.net
September 21, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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media consolidation is always extremely harmful to labor, consumers, creatives, and markets.

It's not a debate.

when the thousands of layoffs drop next year, all the dems who clamored for a weak settlement will be nowhere to be found
Feckless Dems Fold, Back Off Effort To Kill Paramount Merger
Every single time Democrats have an opportunity to demonstrate they're serious about media reform, they trip over their own assholes.
karlbode.com
September 21, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I engaged with a lower art form, don't yell at me
September 21, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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This will be a catastrophe for both filmed entertainment and news, and it's a great shame that the California AG caved. Trump and his people will celebrate this news today. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/b...
Paramount to Resolve Antitrust Lawsuit, Clearing the Way for Warner Bros. Acquisition (Gift Article)
The deal would remove the last significant hurdle the media mogul David Ellison faced to create a news and entertainment empire, home to movie studios, HBO, CBS and CNN.
www.nytimes.com
September 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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fox news is a danger to society, especially children

STOP FUCKING APPEARING ON FOX NEWS
A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.
Mass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court records
Joseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...
www.wbur.org
September 21, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
September 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Disney+ has altered its user agreement to clarify that ads will be allowed on all subscription tiers. https://bit.ly/4hhOjBo
September 21, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress?
September 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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I do not laugh out loud to memes very often, but this one really got me.
September 18, 2026 at 3:18 AM
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
September 18, 2026 at 1:03 PM
The Orb has sent it's first message
September 18, 2026 at 5:20 AM
My man looks like Dane Cook if he actually had stolen Louis C.K.'s bits
My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
September 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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One of the best movies I’ve seen about the making of a movie, David Kittredge’s BOORMAN AND THE DEVIL opens this weekend at the Coolidge Corner Theatre. I raved about it back in March during the Boston Underground Film Festival.
BUFF Review - Boorman and the Devil
A documentary directed by David Kittredge.
splicedpersonality.substack.com
September 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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On this date in 2009, Pilot aired! Written by Dan Harmon and directed by Anthony Russo & Joe Russo, and this is why we're weird when people break pencils around us.

#OriginalAiring
September 17, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Its really something that he's dumber than Homer Simpson
September 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
Trump: "If we lose $50 billion a year with a country, and we say 'we're not going to trade with you anymore,' we don't lose $50 billion a year. It's very simple. Right?"
September 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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i love polls that are like "BREAKING: 64% of country now aware of most painfully obvious liar and crook in national history"
September 16, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Donald Trump admits what DOJ and most of the legacy media refuse to. The U.S. Postal Service mail-in ballot rule was a partisan effort to help the GOP. SCOTUS' decision was, in his words: "a big loss for Republicans."
September 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Everyone dunking on Patel here but did you stop to consider his wide eyed gaze comes from a traumatic experience when a gerbil forcefully shoved itself up his ass? Did you? Be better.
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it

KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?

P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them

K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
September 15, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Last day for any artists to submit a work for the contest!
TODAY IS THE FINAL DAY TO SUBMIT YOUR ENTRY! The Brattle Film Foundation is holding a poster contest in honor of our 25th anniversary as a nonprofit!
September 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI:

“if anything the goat fucked *me*”
Kash Patel: "We did not want to punish victims of beastiality"
September 15, 2026 at 2:41 PM
It's giving Prince Philip
September 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
September 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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pleasant surprise. i would like to read whatever deranged dissent alito and thomas have written. i’m sure it will be some version of “MAIL FRAUD IS REAL AND I SAW IT IN THE CLOSET MAKING A BABY AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME”
BREAKING: SCOTUS denies the Trump administration’s request to enforce the new U.S. Postal Service rule for the 2026 elections. Justices Alito and Thomas dissent.

More to come at Law Dork. www.lawdork.com
September 14, 2026 at 11:40 PM