JadedFanatic
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Official Bluesky account for the reelection campaign of Spencer Compton for Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
Well, yeah, of course he'd say that, he's an egotist who spent a hell of a lot of money on a deeply unpopular figure's campaign. He didn't rig anything, really - hell, looking at what happened in Wisconsin, it probably hurt a bit in the long-run for Trump to start off so close to him.
September 2, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Well, yeah, of course he'd say that, he's an egotist who spent a hell of a lot of money on a deeply unpopular figure's campaign. He didn't rig anything, really - hell, looking at what happened in Wisconsin, it probably hurt a bit in the long-run for Trump to start off so close to him.
Fellow Striders, don't panic. When Supreme Commander Stride concludes his conquest of Europe and declares the New British Empire, we will know this was a necessary step before we reach Elysium.
crying, screaming, throwing up at the prospect of Mel Stride no longer being shadow chancellor
August 31, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Fellow Striders, don't panic. When Supreme Commander Stride concludes his conquest of Europe and declares the New British Empire, we will know this was a necessary step before we reach Elysium.
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August 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
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It is crazy to say this about the Argentinean team. They're not babies. They might be soft like babies. They might cry like babies. They might even throw little tantrums if they don't get their way. But they're full-ass adults. And their coach should talk to them, actually.
I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes).
Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????
Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????
July 19, 2026 at 10:21 PM
It is crazy to say this about the Argentinean team. They're not babies. They might be soft like babies. They might cry like babies. They might even throw little tantrums if they don't get their way. But they're full-ass adults. And their coach should talk to them, actually.
It's nice, isn't it? The quiet.
June 22, 2026 at 7:54 PM
It's nice, isn't it? The quiet.
Maybe there's something else that comes soon? Maybe there's some massive mistake, or maybe they're going to announce something even worse alongside it? Or just waiting for the weekend? Really struggling to understand why they've been relatively silent about their hatred now, of all times.
I'm surprised by the usual suspects this morning, not putting this all as a main story on their front pages. Almost as if they know how it looks to people who don't really care about trans people.
May 22, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Maybe there's something else that comes soon? Maybe there's some massive mistake, or maybe they're going to announce something even worse alongside it? Or just waiting for the weekend? Really struggling to understand why they've been relatively silent about their hatred now, of all times.
God, I really hate living in this country sometimes.
May 22, 2026 at 2:12 PM
God, I really hate living in this country sometimes.
Hello! I'm EBSCO! Oh, I'm sorry, you looked away for five seconds, now you have to log in again to read me :/
May 11, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Hello! I'm EBSCO! Oh, I'm sorry, you looked away for five seconds, now you have to log in again to read me :/
I'm not going to act like I despise figures like Brown, but it is pretty damning that a person born when he was first appointed to a semi-significant post as Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury would now be older than Brown himself was when he was appointed.
May 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I'm not going to act like I despise figures like Brown, but it is pretty damning that a person born when he was first appointed to a semi-significant post as Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury would now be older than Brown himself was when he was appointed.
Today is an absolutely massive day in British politics. Seismic result for Wales in particular, I must say.
May 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Today is an absolutely massive day in British politics. Seismic result for Wales in particular, I must say.
Well, you can't say Daby wasn't trying to change the topic...
April 20, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Well, you can't say Daby wasn't trying to change the topic...
Obviously, I'm not looking forwards to the Harry Potter TV series for other reasons, but between that and the Lord of the Rings sequel being made, it's clear that a lot of major studios really don't have any original ideas left, and are more than content to float on repackaged nostalgia forevermore.
March 26, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Obviously, I'm not looking forwards to the Harry Potter TV series for other reasons, but between that and the Lord of the Rings sequel being made, it's clear that a lot of major studios really don't have any original ideas left, and are more than content to float on repackaged nostalgia forevermore.
As it turns out, if you want to become a Senator, you should probably have a campaign team!
I've seen enough: James Talarico (D) wins the #TXSEN Dem primary.
March 4, 2026 at 11:13 AM
As it turns out, if you want to become a Senator, you should probably have a campaign team!
Wow, what a nice quote from Dwight D. Eisenhower! I wonder if he did anything in his term that was particularly hawkish?
March 2, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Wow, what a nice quote from Dwight D. Eisenhower! I wonder if he did anything in his term that was particularly hawkish?
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Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.
Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?
Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?
March 2, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.
Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?
Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?
Wow, I can't believe the kinds of article that Allister Heath has started coming out with!
February 26, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Wow, I can't believe the kinds of article that Allister Heath has started coming out with!
Whilst some people may attempt to dismiss this incident as televised sex or harmless movies showing violence, the deliberate targeting of good old fashioned family values by showing obscene actions at them while they watch entertainment constitutes an attack on the things we used to rely.
February 25, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Whilst some people may attempt to dismiss this incident as televised sex or harmless movies showing violence, the deliberate targeting of good old fashioned family values by showing obscene actions at them while they watch entertainment constitutes an attack on the things we used to rely.
Starmer can count to ten on his fingers. He can read a Level 5 book. He can discern between fiction and non-fiction. He can kick a ball. He only needs a naptime of 30 minutes a day. He can share with friends without throwing a tantrum. Those skills look simple, but they're not, and they're vital.
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Starmer can count to ten on his fingers. He can read a Level 5 book. He can discern between fiction and non-fiction. He can kick a ball. He only needs a naptime of 30 minutes a day. He can share with friends without throwing a tantrum. Those skills look simple, but they're not, and they're vital.
BBC 1 currently has 'The Travelling Auctioneers' airing, a show focused on auctions that happen across the UK. This is different from Bargain Hunt, a show focused on auctions that happen across the UK, Find It Fix It Flog It, a show focused on auctions that happen across the UK, and Antiques Roadsho
January 26, 2026 at 4:26 PM
BBC 1 currently has 'The Travelling Auctioneers' airing, a show focused on auctions that happen across the UK. This is different from Bargain Hunt, a show focused on auctions that happen across the UK, Find It Fix It Flog It, a show focused on auctions that happen across the UK, and Antiques Roadsho
It's incredibly fun to know that I'm really not welcome in my own country 🙃
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
It's incredibly fun to know that I'm really not welcome in my own country 🙃
John Willburne.
Will Stancil really does have the exact type of personality that ends up leading revolutions, and I mean that in both the most laudatory and derogatory senses possible, including the fact that he would inevitably get purged after six months because of his inability to ever compromise or back down.
January 15, 2026 at 3:28 PM
John Willburne.
'Adolescence' timespan to be extended to the moment before a person can claim pensions in new plan from the Conservative Party.
Adolescence lasts to 32, say brain scientists
Adolescence lasts to 32, say brain scientists
www.thetimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
'Adolescence' timespan to be extended to the moment before a person can claim pensions in new plan from the Conservative Party.
The Corbyn Party is rapidly embracing its core of being an Indepedent Group dedicated to seeking For Change within the UK.
September 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The Corbyn Party is rapidly embracing its core of being an Indepedent Group dedicated to seeking For Change within the UK.
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CCHQ apparently chipper tonight, I’m told.
As the polls close, they’re “utterly convinced” Susan Hall has won the Labour Deputy Leadership election on a low turnout.
As the polls close, they’re “utterly convinced” Susan Hall has won the Labour Deputy Leadership election on a low turnout.
September 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
CCHQ apparently chipper tonight, I’m told.
As the polls close, they’re “utterly convinced” Susan Hall has won the Labour Deputy Leadership election on a low turnout.
As the polls close, they’re “utterly convinced” Susan Hall has won the Labour Deputy Leadership election on a low turnout.
*Yawn*
Hey everyone, it's me, Donald J. Trump, just woke up from a long nap, did I miss anything?
Hey everyone, it's me, Donald J. Trump, just woke up from a long nap, did I miss anything?
September 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
*Yawn*
Hey everyone, it's me, Donald J. Trump, just woke up from a long nap, did I miss anything?
Hey everyone, it's me, Donald J. Trump, just woke up from a long nap, did I miss anything?