Urban Transectual
@jakecummings.bsky.social
Country boy cosplaying as urbanist cosplaying as rural gentrifier
The GOP could FedEx a literal shit sandwich to every household in America and it would be like "Democrat +7"
October 21, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The GOP could FedEx a literal shit sandwich to every household in America and it would be like "Democrat +7"
October 15, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Meta frames its AI project around the idea of satisfying whatever people want, the very thing Buddhists believe is at the root of all suffering
September 27, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Meta frames its AI project around the idea of satisfying whatever people want, the very thing Buddhists believe is at the root of all suffering
Me showing up to a job interview
September 26, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Me showing up to a job interview
Trying to explain to 2012 me which one of these two ended up taking a courageous stand for poor, brown people and which one turned out to be a Hilter aficionado
September 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Trying to explain to 2012 me which one of these two ended up taking a courageous stand for poor, brown people and which one turned out to be a Hilter aficionado
What I wanted to say about this was, people who misuse quotation marks in this way always always ALWAYS have shitty politics. That is a heuristic that never misses.
"Service you can trust" oh ok I'm just gonna mark you down as an anti-LGBTQ business, thx
"Service you can trust" oh ok I'm just gonna mark you down as an anti-LGBTQ business, thx
September 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM
What I wanted to say about this was, people who misuse quotation marks in this way always always ALWAYS have shitty politics. That is a heuristic that never misses.
"Service you can trust" oh ok I'm just gonna mark you down as an anti-LGBTQ business, thx
"Service you can trust" oh ok I'm just gonna mark you down as an anti-LGBTQ business, thx
I'm not saying I'm above selling out, but you'd have to pay me way more than this
September 3, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I'm not saying I'm above selling out, but you'd have to pay me way more than this
Bumper stickers in Berkeley are truly next level
August 21, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Bumper stickers in Berkeley are truly next level
My general position on data centers is that I hate them, but I'd be open to a compromise policy wherein every data center that gets built needs to also destroy a local golf course.
July 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
My general position on data centers is that I hate them, but I'd be open to a compromise policy wherein every data center that gets built needs to also destroy a local golf course.
Good news! You can easily afford a $2,000 to $3,000 mortgage in the Emeryville!
June 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Good news! You can easily afford a $2,000 to $3,000 mortgage in the Emeryville!
I would like to introduce New York Times writers to something call "The East Bay"
June 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I would like to introduce New York Times writers to something call "The East Bay"
Twink-to-BDSM-Master evolution complete.
May 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Twink-to-BDSM-Master evolution complete.
I think it's not great to misrepresent people's views on the internet
March 21, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I think it's not great to misrepresent people's views on the internet
The City of Oakland takes nearly 7 years to fix a pothole.
(This is near my apartment, four addresses ago)
(This is near my apartment, four addresses ago)
February 6, 2026 at 5:15 AM
The City of Oakland takes nearly 7 years to fix a pothole.
(This is near my apartment, four addresses ago)
(This is near my apartment, four addresses ago)
For the culture
January 22, 2026 at 9:17 AM
For the culture
Indigenous Mexican architecture is all about scale!
January 14, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Indigenous Mexican architecture is all about scale!