Jake the Quick
@jakethequick.bsky.social
He/Him
I’ll never forget what he said to me “Anyways, that’s a 7 from the Bavarian Judge. Fetch me a weenie, Press-Boy.” I did, he ate it through his nose.
I’ll never forget what he said to me “Anyways, that’s a 7 from the Bavarian Judge. Fetch me a weenie, Press-Boy.” I did, he ate it through his nose.
My man looks like he just cut a fart in the elevator and is trying to figure out which intern to pin it on.
My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
September 16, 2026 at 5:58 PM
My man looks like he just cut a fart in the elevator and is trying to figure out which intern to pin it on.
Make a band bigger:
Nineteen Inch Nails
Nineteen Inch Nails
Make a band bigger:
Yep, They're Definitely Giants. No Doubt About It.
Yep, They're Definitely Giants. No Doubt About It.
Make a band bigger:
Empress.
Empress.
August 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Make a band bigger:
Nineteen Inch Nails
Nineteen Inch Nails
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18.
July 26, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18.
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?
July 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?
June 24, 2026 at 9:54 PM
W/O downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
April 27, 2026 at 7:12 PM
W/O downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
April 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
If you’re an object don’t ever cross me. I proved it to your CD. I proved and your window and your record player and your lawn mower. And if need be I’ll prove to anything else you own.
What’s your favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only)
April 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
If you’re an object don’t ever cross me. I proved it to your CD. I proved and your window and your record player and your lawn mower. And if need be I’ll prove to anything else you own.
Trump is gonna name himself Megapope of the International Church & Munch.
Salvation and a tasty burger, all at reasonable prices.
Salvation and a tasty burger, all at reasonable prices.
April 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Trump is gonna name himself Megapope of the International Church & Munch.
Salvation and a tasty burger, all at reasonable prices.
Salvation and a tasty burger, all at reasonable prices.
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I... Mighta given myself a forehead bruise with that palm forehead.
Congrats... She literally fed AI a thing and when it didn't return the answer she wanted, she... Prompted the sycophant technology to appease her. Right... But be careful of statistics, kids! 🤦♀️
Congrats... She literally fed AI a thing and when it didn't return the answer she wanted, she... Prompted the sycophant technology to appease her. Right... But be careful of statistics, kids! 🤦♀️
March 27, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I... Mighta given myself a forehead bruise with that palm forehead.
Congrats... She literally fed AI a thing and when it didn't return the answer she wanted, she... Prompted the sycophant technology to appease her. Right... But be careful of statistics, kids! 🤦♀️
Congrats... She literally fed AI a thing and when it didn't return the answer she wanted, she... Prompted the sycophant technology to appease her. Right... But be careful of statistics, kids! 🤦♀️
Waiting for @knowledgefight.bsky.social to start at The Aladdin Theater.
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Waiting for @knowledgefight.bsky.social to start at The Aladdin Theater.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I want to contribute to the pie discourse. People don’t actually like pumpkin pie, they like vanilla, clove, and allspice. The flavorless gourd mush is just a convenient delivery system.
November 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I want to contribute to the pie discourse. People don’t actually like pumpkin pie, they like vanilla, clove, and allspice. The flavorless gourd mush is just a convenient delivery system.
I am Charlie Brown’s complete lack of surprise.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I am Charlie Brown’s complete lack of surprise.
I like you Stuart
You aren’t like the other people here
At the trailer park
You aren’t like the other people here
At the trailer park
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I like you Stuart
You aren’t like the other people here
At the trailer park
You aren’t like the other people here
At the trailer park
Everyone need to stop speculating that Trump has died.
He has been installed on The Golden Throne, where his Glory and Might will keep The Astronomicon lit, allowing semi-safe travel through The Warp.
We must sacrifice 1000 Big Macs a day to insure it is always thus.
He has been installed on The Golden Throne, where his Glory and Might will keep The Astronomicon lit, allowing semi-safe travel through The Warp.
We must sacrifice 1000 Big Macs a day to insure it is always thus.
August 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Everyone need to stop speculating that Trump has died.
He has been installed on The Golden Throne, where his Glory and Might will keep The Astronomicon lit, allowing semi-safe travel through The Warp.
We must sacrifice 1000 Big Macs a day to insure it is always thus.
He has been installed on The Golden Throne, where his Glory and Might will keep The Astronomicon lit, allowing semi-safe travel through The Warp.
We must sacrifice 1000 Big Macs a day to insure it is always thus.
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
June 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
So, since the new pope is American, the new Popemobile is going to be a monster truck, right?
May 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So, since the new pope is American, the new Popemobile is going to be a monster truck, right?
Francis is going to diversify the Church’s outreach by starting a fast food franchise.
When the Restaurant Unification Crusade ends all fast food joints will be Church-N-Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger. All at a reasonable price.
And they shall anoint him Megapope.
When the Restaurant Unification Crusade ends all fast food joints will be Church-N-Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger. All at a reasonable price.
And they shall anoint him Megapope.
Pope Francis is recovering well from pneumonia and a “new stage” in his pontificate is opening, two of his closest advisers say.
Pope Francis advisers say he’ll recover from pneumonia and a ‘new stage’ is opening for him
The Vatican press office reported Friday that Francis’ overall condition remained stable, with slight improvements as he continues respiratory and physical physiotherapy.
nbcnews.to
March 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Francis is going to diversify the Church’s outreach by starting a fast food franchise.
When the Restaurant Unification Crusade ends all fast food joints will be Church-N-Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger. All at a reasonable price.
And they shall anoint him Megapope.
When the Restaurant Unification Crusade ends all fast food joints will be Church-N-Munch. Salvation and a tasty burger. All at a reasonable price.
And they shall anoint him Megapope.
gofund.me/2ab40009
My cousin’s dog needs some surgery. Don’t have a lot of reach here, but who knows what could happen.
My cousin’s dog needs some surgery. Don’t have a lot of reach here, but who knows what could happen.
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March 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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My cousin’s dog needs some surgery. Don’t have a lot of reach here, but who knows what could happen.
My cousin’s dog needs some surgery. Don’t have a lot of reach here, but who knows what could happen.
On top of everything else, my dog just passed. So, yeah.
February 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
On top of everything else, my dog just passed. So, yeah.
So @jamesgunn.bsky.social what’s next? Finding a way to get me all misty over The Haunted Tank?
Also, I might lose it if The Haunted Tank shows up.
Also, I might lose it if The Haunted Tank shows up.
December 12, 2024 at 8:28 PM
So @jamesgunn.bsky.social what’s next? Finding a way to get me all misty over The Haunted Tank?
Also, I might lose it if The Haunted Tank shows up.
Also, I might lose it if The Haunted Tank shows up.
Yay for post surgery drugs!
June 24, 2023 at 6:24 AM
Yay for post surgery drugs!
Me and my cat, when he was just a little guy
June 20, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Me and my cat, when he was just a little guy