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Jason P
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Living on Tvlse Time
Me watching any athlete cramp up:
Damn, he’s leaving it all on the field.

Me watching ref cramp up:
Will Ferrell Laughing: What An Idiot!
ALT: Will Ferrell Laughing: What An Idiot!
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September 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Y’all want to speed this up and get to the Kool-Aid part?
Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
September 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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I find it grounding not only to try and hold in the front of my mind that everybody around me is degrees of Going Through It not seen in our lifetimes, but also to hold steady distrust for anybody who is not 
tremendous wave of anxiety for no real reason?

it’s the fascism, boss
I am perpetually crashing out about work and/or school because of this.

I have found this tumblr post a useful encapsulation of Living in These Times:
September 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The ending of the Michigan game was total horseshit, but that was an incredible catch.
September 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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Pastor Carl Ruby, of Springfield's Central Christian Church, can state the issue more clearly than 98% of people working in politics today.
September 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
Much as I hate to give Kanter the time, nobody here will support him anyway. Sky players kept Tasha away from him
August 24, 2026 at 2:02 AM
To be fair, it’s pretty courageous to stand there and say that.

You know, with the bone spurs and all.
Q: The family members of US service members are concerned about the conditions on the USS Lincoln

TRUMP: No they're not

Q: Has the deployment gone on too long?

TRUMP: No no no. Not nearly long enough.
August 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
July 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Well, this will be fun in a few minutes
Trump: "Spain is a wasted cause. We don't want to do any trade business with Spain anymore, by the way. I'd like to cut it off. Spain is a terrible partner in NATO. Cut off all trade with Spain, please. Including visits. We don't want anything to do. They're hopeless. Bad people."
July 19, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Here comes 47 minutes of stoppage time.
July 19, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Markwayne Mullin sees the box that Tom Cruise is standing on, and nods approvingly.
July 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Best comment in the group chat:

“This is like watching Big 12 football”
July 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Time to park the bus!
July 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Kick Argentina’s ass, you wankers.
July 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Karma for that bullshit run up.
July 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Egypt just got the
“Call an ambulance” treatment.
Brutal.
July 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
walk like an egyptian
Alt: Egypt is wrecking Argentina. Also, Susanna Hoffs….🙌🏽
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July 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The ball, it don’t lie.
July 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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I am beyond the point of wanting to abolish VAR and approaching the point of wanting to arrest every VAR official and imprison them in a medieval tower
July 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Trump take soccer
July 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Tim Ream’d
July 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Cristiano Ronaldo Cristiano Ronaldo Meme
Alt: Ronoldo crying
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July 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Let’s gooooooo
A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now.
July 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
“Oh, I have an idea.
Let’s sub in our 5-9 keeper for the shootout.
What could go wrong?”
July 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Did Empire bring it yet again?

Yes it did.
July 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM