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Jason P
@jalapa918.bsky.social
Living on Tvlse Time
At least they decided to play it on a Saturday when the Premier League was on a break, and with two powerhouse teams.

Oh, wait.
September 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Friend asked me during the World Cup, “hey, did you mean to repost the two girls in Mexico jerseys kissing each other?”

If I ever see MZ, I’m kicking him in the beansack.
September 19, 2026 at 12:03 AM
??????? has to feel pretty motivated only getting a #3 seed.

Look for them to make some noise.
September 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Walker 3W. Nineteen (cough cough)
September 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
OSU played at Tulsa this weekend, and the field temp was over 160°.

It’s a damn miracle that this doesn’t happen more often.
September 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
“I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends”
September 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
On it…
And I’m sure she’ll say the same!
September 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
My wife decided to knock out her Master’s this year at the age of (cough cough).

I am familiar with heat, sickness, and badassery.

All have to say is, cheers.
September 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I’m constantly giving my wife shit for being a 3 beverage goblin.

This is astounding.
I’m in awe.
September 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
OKC and Tulsa don’t necessarily love Drummond, but they hate Mazzei.
Lots of people I know voted in the Republican primary just to vote against that guy.
August 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
There’s maybe one song on this list that I don’t like, that’s it.

MONSTER playlist, instantly saved.
August 20, 2026 at 3:52 PM
In all seriousness, magnets…

how *do* they work?
August 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I would only hope that the flight crew has enough parachutes.
August 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Someone’s cat had to settle for a modest duplex.
July 31, 2026 at 5:16 PM
As a Tulsa resident, how dare you?

But seriously, that guy sucks balls.
July 31, 2026 at 3:34 AM
He makes Ted Cruz look like Huey Long.
July 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
AI, as in ayyeee, I can’t believe he fucking did that!
July 24, 2026 at 10:35 PM