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Justin Alcorn
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Dad.
ADHD.
YNWA
UU
Infosec Blue.
Old School Nerd.
Wannabe Musician.
Cleveland Heights Proud.
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"Education is the silver bullet..."
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This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe.

"Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
September 10, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear mantles.
These religious leaders were arrested for protesting ICE. Looks like fascism to me. This was in Vermont
September 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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First, Dolly Parton. Now, Tim Curry.

Tell me, do the deaths of 80-year-olds occur in threes?

Asking for the world.
August 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
August 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Social Media today is just a little less caustic than usual as people relate stories about the ways Dolly Parton made the world a better place.

She lifts us up even in her passing.

The American Saint. She will be missed in more ways than any of us can imagine. 🥲
August 26, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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He didn’t change. They did.
August 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Vivek Ramaswamy claims he “never once” said he was pro-data center expansion. We have the receipts.
August 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
This is how we win, eventually. Start at the ground level, build a power base.
NEWS: Knox County is Tennessee's 3rd largest county, and it voted for Trump by 20%. It has a GOP-run school board known for banning books & approving controversial charter schools.

Democrats last night flipped control of the school board in Knox County.
August 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Until it was too late, a lot of energy in Spanish Civil War on the left was spent attacking each other

It’s happening again now. It’s so stupid. Focus
The progressive’s are already starting ‘look what establishment Dems did to Bernie now they’re doing it in Michigan.’ Stop this stupid fucking shit’ STOP IT! I’ll vote for the Democrat whether it’s establishment or progressive cuz we have to fucking win! The pro democracy party has to be in power!
July 28, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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This is what fighting fascism looks like.
July 16, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
July 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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This is addressed to everyone, but especially Americans under the age of 30:

Read dystopian novels.

Read 1984, and Brave New World, and Fahrenheit 451, and White Noise, and—fuck—even Hunger Games.

So many of you just aren’t getting what’s been happening just because you don’t read.
July 14, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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The reason why ICE agents continue to shoot people is because nothing ever happens to them when they do. They essentially have been granted full immunity for whatever they choose to do to people by a lawless regime of thugs.
July 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard
July 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Amazing to think that we've gone from writing college essays on typewriters to having them written for us in not just my lifetime but in my adulthood. 😱
Kids today have lost the fine art of bullshitting a 10 page paper from a single Funk & Wagnalls entry or from reading only the CliffsNotes. 🤣
July 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I'll go back to Hating Haaland when the Premier League season starts back up.

But Trump runs everything. It's much easier to root against Harry Kane.

(No I didn't actually hate the big goofy Viking. Just wish he didn't play for the bad guys)

I'm all in for Norway.
July 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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Cyclosporiasis is a parasite transmitted through fecal matter, currently spreading in the U.S. due to DJT constantly shitting all over the Constitution.
July 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
"Jared Golden ... is not running for other office, is reported to have a strong disdain for Washington and would likely turn down an ask to become the party’s standard-bearer in Maine."

Sounds perfect. Draft him.
Collins’s Challenger: The Democratic Alternatives to Graham Platner
Graham Platner, embroiled in scandal, is facing heightened calls to withdraw from the Maine Senate race. Here’s who could replace him as the Democratic nominee.
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July 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
July 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I wasn't rooting against either team.

What an amazing game for neutrals!
July 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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“What kind of man would cheat at this golf?” 😂
July 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I really love to hate Earling Haaland.

He feels like a cheat code and plays for a rival team.

But secretly, his goofy smile, his apparent kindness, his small town charm, they are irresistible.

Plus he's really good at football.

Add the fact that Norway fans are fun, and I am won over.
July 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I was happy that Balogun 's red card was rescinded. It felt harsh.

Then I find out that the Orange Turd called his good buddy Gianni "no corruption is too big" Infantino to make this happen.

Now any victory by the #USMNT will be tainted by this action. I almost want Poch to hold him out anyway.
July 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
July 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM