James, Oops All Nerd
@jamesjantoz.bsky.social
Cambridge Vet Student, AuDHD, Greek Orthodox Enquirer
Slow sensory processing is such a nuisance for greetings and farewells. If they say something unexpected the reflex response goes off before I can register and I feel like an idiot
March 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Slow sensory processing is such a nuisance for greetings and farewells. If they say something unexpected the reflex response goes off before I can register and I feel like an idiot
I just realised the etymological connection between dystocia and the title Theotokos this last week during an obstetrics practical... very niche but also I *am* that niche so it feels like the kind of thing I should have picked up sooner
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I just realised the etymological connection between dystocia and the title Theotokos this last week during an obstetrics practical... very niche but also I *am* that niche so it feels like the kind of thing I should have picked up sooner
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Oh hey, listen, just a quick word.
Do not do this.
Do not do this.
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
But it’s “not intended for diagnosis or treatment.”
buff.ly
January 8, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Oh hey, listen, just a quick word.
Do not do this.
Do not do this.
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Idea for a mockumentary: a candid investigation of the reality of secret societies that control the world. What's it's actually like to be a Secret Chief shivering halfway up a mountain in Tibet, and the realities of how challenging it is for the Illuminati, Templars etc. to keep track of everything
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Idea for a mockumentary: a candid investigation of the reality of secret societies that control the world. What's it's actually like to be a Secret Chief shivering halfway up a mountain in Tibet, and the realities of how challenging it is for the Illuminati, Templars etc. to keep track of everything
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I recently discovered the art of Min Zheng, a Chinese artist during the 1700s and this painting in particular.
#MinZhen
#ChineseArt
#CatsInArt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Min_Zhen
#MinZhen
#ChineseArt
#CatsInArt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Min_Zhen
January 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I recently discovered the art of Min Zheng, a Chinese artist during the 1700s and this painting in particular.
#MinZhen
#ChineseArt
#CatsInArt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Min_Zhen
#MinZhen
#ChineseArt
#CatsInArt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Min_Zhen
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This is Ollie. He found a perfectly placed carrot snack on his walk. Simply can't believe his luck. 13/10 best day ever (TT: maxime_aries)
January 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
This is Ollie. He found a perfectly placed carrot snack on his walk. Simply can't believe his luck. 13/10 best day ever (TT: maxime_aries)
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An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
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Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
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Life tip: if you're laminating something you're gonna hang outside, cut the corners off before you laminate it, so that when you make holes for the string or pins or whatever you're using to hang it up with, the holes are just in the plastic and don't create an entry point for water into the paper.
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Life tip: if you're laminating something you're gonna hang outside, cut the corners off before you laminate it, so that when you make holes for the string or pins or whatever you're using to hang it up with, the holes are just in the plastic and don't create an entry point for water into the paper.
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Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
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Gen AI doth remove commitment from art. Yf an artist ys committed to makinge somethinge trulye weirde, even shockinge, that artist doth neede to crafte the art, at everye steppe thinkinge, "Yes, Ich am drawinge a sexy C-3PO." Wyth Gen AI you kan make a sexy C-3PO wythout caringe, and that ys wrong.
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Gen AI doth remove commitment from art. Yf an artist ys committed to makinge somethinge trulye weirde, even shockinge, that artist doth neede to crafte the art, at everye steppe thinkinge, "Yes, Ich am drawinge a sexy C-3PO." Wyth Gen AI you kan make a sexy C-3PO wythout caringe, and that ys wrong.
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let's get a whole sourcebook going
meatball: +1d8 to messiness, double modifier if target is wearing a white shirt
tomato slices: on a critical hit, sub explodes and each adjacent target takes 1d4 tomato slice damage
toasted: +1d4 bludgeoning damage
meatball: +1d8 to messiness, double modifier if target is wearing a white shirt
tomato slices: on a critical hit, sub explodes and each adjacent target takes 1d4 tomato slice damage
toasted: +1d4 bludgeoning damage
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
let's get a whole sourcebook going
meatball: +1d8 to messiness, double modifier if target is wearing a white shirt
tomato slices: on a critical hit, sub explodes and each adjacent target takes 1d4 tomato slice damage
toasted: +1d4 bludgeoning damage
meatball: +1d8 to messiness, double modifier if target is wearing a white shirt
tomato slices: on a critical hit, sub explodes and each adjacent target takes 1d4 tomato slice damage
toasted: +1d4 bludgeoning damage
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It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
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"Let's take a gander at that license."
“I’m so sorry, my partner’s new.”
“Fuck you, Mike. It’s a good joke.”
“I’m so sorry, my partner’s new.”
“Fuck you, Mike. It’s a good joke.”
October 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"Let's take a gander at that license."
“I’m so sorry, my partner’s new.”
“Fuck you, Mike. It’s a good joke.”
“I’m so sorry, my partner’s new.”
“Fuck you, Mike. It’s a good joke.”
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another way to get a free drink from a bartender is to pick a nice nearby spot, show up regularly, tip generously, and don’t be a psycho. you’ll be getting lots of free rounds in no time and, as an added bonus, you are making new friends instead of debasing yourself into a two bit swindler.
Cool how one of the most prevalent tech stories now is “here’s how to be a creep and/or convincing fraud.”
How I Used Smart Glasses to Trick a Bartender Into Giving Me a Free Drink
How smart glasses can be used to con, cheat, and manipulate—and how to spot if someone is doing it.
lifehacker.com
October 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
another way to get a free drink from a bartender is to pick a nice nearby spot, show up regularly, tip generously, and don’t be a psycho. you’ll be getting lots of free rounds in no time and, as an added bonus, you are making new friends instead of debasing yourself into a two bit swindler.
I appreciate their enthusiasm, but the group I do a Friday Bible study with pause and everyone says "Amen" after every single line of a prayer, and that's way too much.
October 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I appreciate their enthusiasm, but the group I do a Friday Bible study with pause and everyone says "Amen" after every single line of a prayer, and that's way too much.
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
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God: Any other requests?
Angel: Ooh! Do a cow in sunglasses, holding a cigarette!
God: No problem.
Angel: Ooh! Do a cow in sunglasses, holding a cigarette!
God: No problem.
October 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
God: Any other requests?
Angel: Ooh! Do a cow in sunglasses, holding a cigarette!
God: No problem.
Angel: Ooh! Do a cow in sunglasses, holding a cigarette!
God: No problem.
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
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this shifted something. you can't unsee it. "i don't want to get my shots!" why would you? you're twelve. "i want a robot that can draw star wars pictures and do my homework!" well, yeah, what twelve-year-old wouldn't?
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
October 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
this shifted something. you can't unsee it. "i don't want to get my shots!" why would you? you're twelve. "i want a robot that can draw star wars pictures and do my homework!" well, yeah, what twelve-year-old wouldn't?