Jason Kelley
@jason.exposed
One day you will all see.
https://www.eff.org/about/staff/jason-kelley
This here account is where I mostly post dog
https://www.eff.org/about/staff/jason-kelley
This here account is where I mostly post dog
When a video game starts and you dont know what matters so you carry everything out of your room, but then you're like 176 weight out of 150 so you go to a corner and debate, put down the globe (2) and the telephone book (1)? or the dusty shoes (2) and the dead cat (4) ?
thats where my life is
thats where my life is
October 24, 2026 at 1:25 AM
When a video game starts and you dont know what matters so you carry everything out of your room, but then you're like 176 weight out of 150 so you go to a corner and debate, put down the globe (2) and the telephone book (1)? or the dusty shoes (2) and the dead cat (4) ?
thats where my life is
thats where my life is
learning about the magic mushroom that creates a single visual effect: “lilliputian hallucinations,” aka little dudes that make lewd gestures and harass you.
tapping out of the mushroom game. id rather be sober forever than back in middle school www.livescience.com/chemistry/it...
tapping out of the mushroom game. id rather be sober forever than back in middle school www.livescience.com/chemistry/it...
'It sounds so impossible': Student studying fungus that makes users hallucinate tiny people may be on the verge of a scientific breakthrough
Live Science spoke with Colin Domnauer, a PhD student in ethnobiology whose unraveling of a mushroom mystery could reveal a new hallucinogenic compound.
www.livescience.com
October 18, 2026 at 2:22 AM
learning about the magic mushroom that creates a single visual effect: “lilliputian hallucinations,” aka little dudes that make lewd gestures and harass you.
tapping out of the mushroom game. id rather be sober forever than back in middle school www.livescience.com/chemistry/it...
tapping out of the mushroom game. id rather be sober forever than back in middle school www.livescience.com/chemistry/it...
yes the last six mountain goats albums have been a failed attempt to do Grateful Dead Sad Muzak and came off more 80's Dylan and yes i got tickets to see them six nights in a row at the fillmore
October 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
yes the last six mountain goats albums have been a failed attempt to do Grateful Dead Sad Muzak and came off more 80's Dylan and yes i got tickets to see them six nights in a row at the fillmore
Hey Tax Shelter Lovers!
Match my DAF Day donation to EFF because we need some real serious support to fight the BigTechEnshittifactory-DAIta-Center-Extension problesms, and most of the people talking to the AI people about AI safety are the AI people talking to the AI people about the AI people.
Match my DAF Day donation to EFF because we need some real serious support to fight the BigTechEnshittifactory-DAIta-Center-Extension problesms, and most of the people talking to the AI people about AI safety are the AI people talking to the AI people about the AI people.
Donate to "Screw Surveillance, Support EFF For DAF Day! ", led by Jason Kelley
Support Jason Kelley's fundraiser for Electronic Frontier Foundation on Daffy today
www.daffy.org
October 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Hey Tax Shelter Lovers!
Match my DAF Day donation to EFF because we need some real serious support to fight the BigTechEnshittifactory-DAIta-Center-Extension problesms, and most of the people talking to the AI people about AI safety are the AI people talking to the AI people about the AI people.
Match my DAF Day donation to EFF because we need some real serious support to fight the BigTechEnshittifactory-DAIta-Center-Extension problesms, and most of the people talking to the AI people about AI safety are the AI people talking to the AI people about the AI people.
@ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social in ohio they put people like you in prison
Blogger faces trial over obscene Shrek image sent to Ohio senator
Political blogger D.J. Byrnes can funny, charming and provocative. But a state senator didn't see the humor in an obscene image of Shrek texted to him.
www.dispatch.com
October 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
@ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social in ohio they put people like you in prison
The ChatGPThermonuclear Disaster
October 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The ChatGPThermonuclear Disaster
you never heard guided by voices the way i did (a doomed english prof who said the iowa writers workshop was shit gave you a burned cd and then died of cancer before you could thank him)
October 7, 2026 at 5:43 AM
you never heard guided by voices the way i did (a doomed english prof who said the iowa writers workshop was shit gave you a burned cd and then died of cancer before you could thank him)
Sincere response from someone when my friend asked if they thought the psychic comedian was actually psychic: “i’m too involved in the community to say anything”
October 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Sincere response from someone when my friend asked if they thought the psychic comedian was actually psychic: “i’m too involved in the community to say anything”
boutta hit the weekend like
October 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
boutta hit the weekend like
when I am logging onto KFC dot com i would rather choke to death on a chicken sandwich than learn about "Adobe Acrobat's new home in my browser"
October 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
when I am logging onto KFC dot com i would rather choke to death on a chicken sandwich than learn about "Adobe Acrobat's new home in my browser"
Facial Recognition is to AI as Dunbar's Number is to
A) The Cloud
B) Capitalism
C) Dropbox Free Trial
I'm so close to something here
A) The Cloud
B) Capitalism
C) Dropbox Free Trial
I'm so close to something here
September 30, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Facial Recognition is to AI as Dunbar's Number is to
A) The Cloud
B) Capitalism
C) Dropbox Free Trial
I'm so close to something here
A) The Cloud
B) Capitalism
C) Dropbox Free Trial
I'm so close to something here
it's all an elaborate ruse
September 30, 2026 at 1:05 AM
it's all an elaborate ruse
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September 27, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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was thinking about fleetwood mac’s problematic songs and saw a beautiful raccoon who has never thought about this and knows much more than i do
September 24, 2026 at 3:39 AM
was thinking about fleetwood mac’s problematic songs and saw a beautiful raccoon who has never thought about this and knows much more than i do
it is impossible to explain the Microsoft 365 ecosystem without recreating the "It's on Tubu" tweet
September 23, 2026 at 5:36 AM
it is impossible to explain the Microsoft 365 ecosystem without recreating the "It's on Tubu" tweet
The Etiquette of Freedom, Gary Snyder, 1990
September 22, 2026 at 6:40 AM
The Etiquette of Freedom, Gary Snyder, 1990
"I would burn my equity to the ground in a heartbeat for a 1% higher chance we make it out of this situation alive. I expect a great many of my colleagues... would as well,"
- AI Safety guy whose list of past "Nontrivial mistakes" includes "I was confused about the tradeoffs of optimization."
- AI Safety guy whose list of past "Nontrivial mistakes" includes "I was confused about the tradeoffs of optimization."
Drake Thomas
drakethomas.net
September 19, 2026 at 5:02 AM
"I would burn my equity to the ground in a heartbeat for a 1% higher chance we make it out of this situation alive. I expect a great many of my colleagues... would as well,"
- AI Safety guy whose list of past "Nontrivial mistakes" includes "I was confused about the tradeoffs of optimization."
- AI Safety guy whose list of past "Nontrivial mistakes" includes "I was confused about the tradeoffs of optimization."
We will create a civilization of the Mind in Cyberspace
oh no
not like that
oh no
not like that
September 18, 2026 at 7:20 PM
We will create a civilization of the Mind in Cyberspace
oh no
not like that
oh no
not like that
Tell me, how can a rich man stand such times and live?
September 17, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Tell me, how can a rich man stand such times and live?
In less than a month. Wendell Berry, Annie Dillard, Dolly Parton. Sounds like a lyric from "It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)," but lordy I do not.
September 16, 2026 at 11:10 PM
In less than a month. Wendell Berry, Annie Dillard, Dolly Parton. Sounds like a lyric from "It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)," but lordy I do not.
spent ten minutes explaining the idiot dog's problems to an online vet and wondering if they always have you do a recording in an empty zoom room then realized the appointment is tomorrow
September 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
spent ten minutes explaining the idiot dog's problems to an online vet and wondering if they always have you do a recording in an empty zoom room then realized the appointment is tomorrow
What people don’t understand about work-life balance is the thrill of carrying a tiny nugget of fried chicken your dog didn’t eat that you need to throw away in one hand and a yubikey in the other
September 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
What people don’t understand about work-life balance is the thrill of carrying a tiny nugget of fried chicken your dog didn’t eat that you need to throw away in one hand and a yubikey in the other
i know what you sickos want
September 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
i know what you sickos want