Jason Kelley at EFF
@jason.exposed
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In less than a month. Wendell Berry, Annie Dillard, Dolly Parton. Sounds like a lyric from "It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)," but lordy I do not.
September 16, 2026 at 11:10 PM
In less than a month. Wendell Berry, Annie Dillard, Dolly Parton. Sounds like a lyric from "It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)," but lordy I do not.
spent ten minutes explaining the idiot dog's problems to an online vet and wondering if they always have you do a recording in an empty zoom room then realized the appointment is tomorrow
September 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
spent ten minutes explaining the idiot dog's problems to an online vet and wondering if they always have you do a recording in an empty zoom room then realized the appointment is tomorrow
What people don’t understand about work-life balance is the thrill of carrying a tiny nugget of fried chicken your dog didn’t eat that you need to throw away in one hand and a yubikey in the other
September 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
What people don’t understand about work-life balance is the thrill of carrying a tiny nugget of fried chicken your dog didn’t eat that you need to throw away in one hand and a yubikey in the other
i know what you sickos want
September 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
i know what you sickos want
this was not a joke. another sponsor is anthropic. and AG1 but that’s a given. also all the ads are done in an old timey radio style which must be his requirement, which gives them a similar tone despite their extremely different use cases. it’s eerie shit guys
One of the sponsors of Rick Rubin's podcast is "athletic nicotine"
September 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
this was not a joke. another sponsor is anthropic. and AG1 but that’s a given. also all the ads are done in an old timey radio style which must be his requirement, which gives them a similar tone despite their extremely different use cases. it’s eerie shit guys
This Supreme Court will decide whether the government can require your ID to use vast swaths of the internet, a policy as dumb as requiring your real name on a Facebook account. It misunderstands why people use the internet—especially people who use it because they have to.
This Supreme Court.
This Supreme Court.
We All Deserve a Better Internet, Not A Smaller One
SAN FRANCISCO - Technology and the laws that regulate it should support and empower young people. California’s AB 1709 - signed into law today by Gov. Gavin Newsom - falls far short of this goal, say ...
www.eff.org
September 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
This Supreme Court will decide whether the government can require your ID to use vast swaths of the internet, a policy as dumb as requiring your real name on a Facebook account. It misunderstands why people use the internet—especially people who use it because they have to.
This Supreme Court.
This Supreme Court.
for free: hamster cage, used
September 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
for free: hamster cage, used
One of the sponsors of Rick Rubin's podcast is "athletic nicotine"
September 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
One of the sponsors of Rick Rubin's podcast is "athletic nicotine"
everyone new following me because i work at EFF: thank you, i’m sorry but this is just a dog pics account
September 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
everyone new following me because i work at EFF: thank you, i’m sorry but this is just a dog pics account
Lyft Driver Gets You Home From Outsidelands Despite Road Closures and Worst Fog You’ve Ever Seen, Without Speaking At All (ASMR)
August 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Lyft Driver Gets You Home From Outsidelands Despite Road Closures and Worst Fog You’ve Ever Seen, Without Speaking At All (ASMR)
Surely, I have not changed. No, it is The Animaniacs who have changed
August 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Surely, I have not changed. No, it is The Animaniacs who have changed
Reposted by Jason Kelley at EFF
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
July 27, 2026 at 11:47 AM
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
it’s important to stay open to trying new things, sensually
August 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
it’s important to stay open to trying new things, sensually
hello AARP? i’ve just called the voice assistant by dogs name
July 27, 2026 at 4:02 AM
hello AARP? i’ve just called the voice assistant by dogs name
% over asking price in san francisco is a recession indicator
July 27, 2026 at 3:19 AM
% over asking price in san francisco is a recession indicator
Reposted by Jason Kelley at EFF
“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me
July 25, 2026 at 2:15 PM
“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me
without looking, can you guess correctly whether there is a band called "College Humor"
July 25, 2026 at 12:16 AM
without looking, can you guess correctly whether there is a band called "College Humor"
Reposted by Jason Kelley at EFF
Overheard from a group of four guys on the subway: “Yo, why are you doomscrolling? You’re with the bros”
July 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Overheard from a group of four guys on the subway: “Yo, why are you doomscrolling? You’re with the bros”
heard someone say they had "ragdoll cats." asked my wife what's that. she said, fluffy, big, and elegant. yeah
July 13, 2026 at 3:07 AM
heard someone say they had "ragdoll cats." asked my wife what's that. she said, fluffy, big, and elegant. yeah
My photo where I'm holding up today's newspaper to prove that I'm alive has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my photo
July 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
My photo where I'm holding up today's newspaper to prove that I'm alive has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my photo
signed up for a walking tour of the neighborhood i've lived in for five years. bout to stand my ass up and learn
July 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
signed up for a walking tour of the neighborhood i've lived in for five years. bout to stand my ass up and learn
Reposted by Jason Kelley at EFF
We applaud SCOTUS' decision in Chatrie v. United States. The Court reaffirmed that you have an expectation of privacy in location data that reveals your movements in the physical world, and that even short-term surveillance of these movements is a search subject to the Fourth Amendment. (1/3)
www.supremecourt.gov
June 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM
We applaud SCOTUS' decision in Chatrie v. United States. The Court reaffirmed that you have an expectation of privacy in location data that reveals your movements in the physical world, and that even short-term surveillance of these movements is a search subject to the Fourth Amendment. (1/3)
come on yall i'm supposed to be on vacation spending time with this beast, not reading supreme court rulings about alan dershowitz
June 29, 2026 at 6:35 PM
come on yall i'm supposed to be on vacation spending time with this beast, not reading supreme court rulings about alan dershowitz
