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Jason Kelley at EFF
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Ed hit the coveted "1st artist w/ 4 songs > 3b streams" metric this year. But he had to return the $700 that paid when age assurance tech said 96% of listens were bots :(

His claim — "My audience is just ...like that!" — failed.

With only 2b from touring so far, guy could use walkin' around cash.
September 16, 2026 at 7:44 AM
i was wondering if “weapons manufacturer” was over the top and then i saw this

www.anduril.com/arsenal
August 19, 2026 at 3:45 AM
if you want a picture of the future
imagine a self driving car honking at humanity forever
August 19, 2026 at 3:24 AM
because my college years involved a lot
of audio ginsberg i have to say that the music playing is a tom waits song i forget which one
July 30, 2026 at 5:10 AM
don’t dream it, be it
July 30, 2026 at 4:44 AM
(derogatory)
July 27, 2026 at 3:20 AM
we'd like to thank our opener, cracked dot com
July 25, 2026 at 12:17 AM