Jason C. Levine
@jasonclevine.bsky.social
There's no love in fear.
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5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed.
Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
September 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
In six more months every streamer will be nothing but variations on athletes f*cking.
ICYMI: Netflix Shoots For Its Own ‘Heated Rivalry’ With ‘Icebreaker,’ Casts Daisy Jelley & Newcomer Connor Simos
Netflix Shoots For Its Own ‘Heated Rivalry’ With ‘Icebreaker,’ Casts Daisy Jelley & Newcomer Connor Simos
Connor Simos
How badly does everyone want their own “Heated Rivalry”? Pretty badly, apparently. Netflix’s “Icebreaker” is the latest sign that streamers are ramping up their YA and New Adult romance adaptations, particularly books with enormous built-in fandoms, and suddenly the ice rink itself looks like some of the hottest real estate in television.
Prime Video already has arguably the closest comparison in “Off Campus,” its adaptation of Elle Kennedy’s bestselling college-hockey romance novels.
Continue reading Netflix Shoots For Its Own ‘Heated Rivalry’ With ‘Icebreaker,’ Casts Daisy Jelley & Newcomer Connor Simos at The Playlist.
dlvr.it
September 29, 2026 at 9:42 PM
In six more months every streamer will be nothing but variations on athletes f*cking.
Brock Bowers is inedible
September 27, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Brock Bowers is inedible
This is some quality trolling
Everybody in my earlier thread is calling the dog from the Tom Hanks movie "Hooch" and it's driving me nuts. For the last time, Hooch was the cop. The dog was named "Turner."
September 27, 2026 at 3:53 AM
This is some quality trolling
It would be pretty funny if UCLA made the playoffs before $¢ did...
September 27, 2026 at 3:29 AM
It would be pretty funny if UCLA made the playoffs before $¢ did...
Taking smoked meat a little too literally
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same.
This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
September 24, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Taking smoked meat a little too literally
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Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same.
This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
September 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same.
This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
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So, we’ve had a debate in the broadcast truck this year: should announcers spoil ABS challenge calls before they’re announced? Because, we usually see/hear the call before it pops on screen. But there’s the question of if we should let the drama/suspense build and play out for everybody watching.
September 23, 2026 at 4:24 AM
So, we’ve had a debate in the broadcast truck this year: should announcers spoil ABS challenge calls before they’re announced? Because, we usually see/hear the call before it pops on screen. But there’s the question of if we should let the drama/suspense build and play out for everybody watching.
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every time I see Roki Sasaki's glove
September 23, 2026 at 3:19 AM
every time I see Roki Sasaki's glove
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This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it.
It was effectively banned as it never aired again.
I wonder why.
MEDIA-OPOLY
It was effectively banned as it never aired again.
I wonder why.
MEDIA-OPOLY
September 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it.
It was effectively banned as it never aired again.
I wonder why.
MEDIA-OPOLY
It was effectively banned as it never aired again.
I wonder why.
MEDIA-OPOLY
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Just got home from putting together another beautiful & sad @3wishesprogram.bsky.social wedding. I told my friend, “I’m so tired”. Her reply, “It probably meant the world to them”.
Perspective is everything
Perspective is everything
September 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Just got home from putting together another beautiful & sad @3wishesprogram.bsky.social wedding. I told my friend, “I’m so tired”. Her reply, “It probably meant the world to them”.
Perspective is everything
Perspective is everything
Makes one wonder what the "drills" now consist of...
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
September 20, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Makes one wonder what the "drills" now consist of...
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Someone was telling me the other day that if you ‘can’t tell the difference’ between AI-generated visuals and human art then ‘why does it matter’ and do people not understand that the point isn’t the end product but the creative process? I look at art to feel things, to connect with others.
September 19, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Someone was telling me the other day that if you ‘can’t tell the difference’ between AI-generated visuals and human art then ‘why does it matter’ and do people not understand that the point isn’t the end product but the creative process? I look at art to feel things, to connect with others.
You all know this is true
September 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
You all know this is true
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Q: Why does Ed Sheeran open his cans with a knife?
A: Because all his openers quit on him
A: Because all his openers quit on him
September 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Q: Why does Ed Sheeran open his cans with a knife?
A: Because all his openers quit on him
A: Because all his openers quit on him
I live in L.A. can I get in on this action?
Look outside. Do you see snow? No?
Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.
Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.
Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.
Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.
Emergency Snow Shovelers - DSNY
Emergency Snow Shovelers are called on after heavy snowfalls to remove snow and ice citywide from public areas like bus stops, crosswalks, fire hydrants, and step streets.
on.nyc.gov
September 17, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I live in L.A. can I get in on this action?
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Look outside. Do you see snow? No?
Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.
Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.
Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.
Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.
Emergency Snow Shovelers - DSNY
Emergency Snow Shovelers are called on after heavy snowfalls to remove snow and ice citywide from public areas like bus stops, crosswalks, fire hydrants, and step streets.
on.nyc.gov
September 17, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Look outside. Do you see snow? No?
Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.
Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.
Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.
Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.
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GEFILTE PHISHING
Just got a phishing email from someone posing as my Rabbi, so that's a fun escalation.
September 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
GEFILTE PHISHING
Make a band edible:
Cake
(amidoinitrite?)
Cake
(amidoinitrite?)
September 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Make a band edible:
Cake
(amidoinitrite?)
Cake
(amidoinitrite?)
"Shitter's full"
Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage’s house
Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage's house
Evacuation orders were issued for 31 Malibu homes due to a massive and expanding sinkhole in the driveway of Nicolas Cage's property.
www.latimes.com
September 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
"Shitter's full"
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No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
September 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Goddamnitalltofuckinghellandback
The FDA has announced a recall of 25 varieties of cream cheese due to possible contamination with listeria.
September 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Goddamnitalltofuckinghellandback
Dear Los Angeles weather:
You're drunk. Go home.
You're drunk. Go home.
September 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Dear Los Angeles weather:
You're drunk. Go home.
You're drunk. Go home.
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This is what it looked like when I tried to go to sleep last night. This isn't even all of our dogs!
September 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
This is what it looked like when I tried to go to sleep last night. This isn't even all of our dogs!