Tyler Durden
@jawashandler.bsky.social
Books, Movies, and Opinions! ✨😀 My Taste: SW, Marvel, ArtHouse, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Aliens, Denis V, Tombstone, 007, There Will Be Blood, Transformers, The Lighthouse
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Tyler Durden
@jawashandler.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Pinned post!!! Hello, my name isn't important, but my interests are! So skim or not, don't care either way! Have a great day!
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I've said it before and I'll post it again: we should embrace and deify TREMORS as much as we do JAWS.
October 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I've said it before and I'll post it again: we should embrace and deify TREMORS as much as we do JAWS.
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Chris Rock just the latest example of a formerly funny comedian transitioning to be Hannibal Lecter. Wheel him in with his straitjacket and faceguard on and put him next to the others, all snarling and spitting at the woke people they see everywhere
October 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Chris Rock just the latest example of a formerly funny comedian transitioning to be Hannibal Lecter. Wheel him in with his straitjacket and faceguard on and put him next to the others, all snarling and spitting at the woke people they see everywhere
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comedians suffer one (1) consequence and turn into the whiniest men alive
Chris Rock Compares ‘Woke 1’ to the Old Testament and Salem Witch Trials: ‘No Forgiveness’
Chris Rock Compares ‘Woke 1’ to the Old Testament and Salem Witch Trials: ‘No Forgiveness’
Chris Rock dished the big "problem with wokeness" is it turned its true believers into coldhearted prudes who are unwilling to forgive people for mistakes
The post Chris Rock Compares ‘Woke 1’ to the Old Testament and Salem Witch Trials: ‘No Forgiveness’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
October 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
comedians suffer one (1) consequence and turn into the whiniest men alive
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someone call up will smith we need him to do something
Chris Rock Compares ‘Woke 1’ to the Old Testament and Salem Witch Trials: ‘No Forgiveness’
Chris Rock Compares ‘Woke 1’ to the Old Testament and Salem Witch Trials: ‘No Forgiveness’
Chris Rock dished the big "problem with wokeness" is it turned its true believers into coldhearted prudes who are unwilling to forgive people for mistakes
The post Chris Rock Compares ‘Woke 1’ to the Old Testament and Salem Witch Trials: ‘No Forgiveness’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
October 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
If you're only funny when calling other people, fat, dusty, broke, gay, or stupid, lame or dim, then you're not funny at all. If your material relies on slicing into marginalized communities then again, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. You're a bully, an asshole, a clown who gets paid to be mediocre.
October 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
If you're only funny when calling other people, fat, dusty, broke, gay, or stupid, lame or dim, then you're not funny at all. If your material relies on slicing into marginalized communities then again, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. You're a bully, an asshole, a clown who gets paid to be mediocre.
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Power Rangers(2017)
October 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Power Rangers(2017)
So here's the thing. I liked Thor: Love and Thunder. I love color, fun, and stupid jokes. The first Thor was okay, the second, HOT ASS. They were both visually stunning but not my cup of tea.
October 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
So here's the thing. I liked Thor: Love and Thunder. I love color, fun, and stupid jokes. The first Thor was okay, the second, HOT ASS. They were both visually stunning but not my cup of tea.
I don't know who started that rumor...you know the one saying women 35+ got dry 😻. It's propaganda of the highest orderrrrr. Cause babeeee. We slipping and sliding over here! 😭😭😭 I never expected to be this horny at my big age. WTF is going onnnnn????? My 20s was light work. This? I'm feral!😂😂
September 30, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I don't know who started that rumor...you know the one saying women 35+ got dry 😻. It's propaganda of the highest orderrrrr. Cause babeeee. We slipping and sliding over here! 😭😭😭 I never expected to be this horny at my big age. WTF is going onnnnn????? My 20s was light work. This? I'm feral!😂😂
[in the Criterion Closet]
Yeah, I heard you, but that isn't right. I was told there was a trade system. And I brought Hobbs & Shaw just for this moment. I'm ready to swap right now.
Yeah, I heard you, but that isn't right. I was told there was a trade system. And I brought Hobbs & Shaw just for this moment. I'm ready to swap right now.
[in the Criterion Closet]
I don't see it. Did someone already check it out? I don't understand how this works. You didn't file it under "The," right? It should be, "Mask, The?"
I don't see it. Did someone already check it out? I don't understand how this works. You didn't file it under "The," right? It should be, "Mask, The?"
September 30, 2026 at 2:21 AM
[in the Criterion Closet]
Yeah, I heard you, but that isn't right. I was told there was a trade system. And I brought Hobbs & Shaw just for this moment. I'm ready to swap right now.
Yeah, I heard you, but that isn't right. I was told there was a trade system. And I brought Hobbs & Shaw just for this moment. I'm ready to swap right now.
Folks have complained about Mando and Grogu, for years! Too fluffy, too childish, too bang bang bee boop! Idgaf. I've loved it from the start, and always will. Absolutely loved the movie as well. Thing is, The Mandalorian has always been in its own SW lane.
September 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Folks have complained about Mando and Grogu, for years! Too fluffy, too childish, too bang bang bee boop! Idgaf. I've loved it from the start, and always will. Absolutely loved the movie as well. Thing is, The Mandalorian has always been in its own SW lane.
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In honor of finally getting a 'Mandalorian and Grogu' trailer, here's one of my favorite Grogu comics from a few year back
February 18, 2026 at 2:16 PM
In honor of finally getting a 'Mandalorian and Grogu' trailer, here's one of my favorite Grogu comics from a few year back
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Them Black indigenous folks are lost. They're trying to separate themselves from their lineage soooooo bad. All you mothafuckas AINT Cherokee!! Please shut up. If anything, you got more European in your blood than indigenous. Embarrassing as hell!
August 29, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Them Black indigenous folks are lost. They're trying to separate themselves from their lineage soooooo bad. All you mothafuckas AINT Cherokee!! Please shut up. If anything, you got more European in your blood than indigenous. Embarrassing as hell!
First Tim and now Peterrrr!!! What the absolute fuck!
British Cop Screaming in Despair
ALT: British Cop Screaming in Despair
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August 28, 2026 at 2:45 AM
First Tim and now Peterrrr!!! What the absolute fuck!
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Opening Instagram on a day like today means learning how many people I know took selfies with Dolly Parton
August 26, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Opening Instagram on a day like today means learning how many people I know took selfies with Dolly Parton
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You're still never getting a fucking dime from me again, ring kissers. lol we saw what you are.
August 26, 2026 at 4:28 AM
You're still never getting a fucking dime from me again, ring kissers. lol we saw what you are.
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But when that day comes?
And it will surely come…
Everybody rejoice!
And it will surely come…
Everybody rejoice!
August 26, 2026 at 4:34 AM
But when that day comes?
And it will surely come…
Everybody rejoice!
And it will surely come…
Everybody rejoice!
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In honor of Dolly and her commitment to getting books to kids, tell me about a book you read as a child that changed your life.
I’ll start: so many, but tonight maybe I’ll say A WRINKLE IN TIME, a book that taught me anger wasn’t wrong.
I’ll start: so many, but tonight maybe I’ll say A WRINKLE IN TIME, a book that taught me anger wasn’t wrong.
August 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
In honor of Dolly and her commitment to getting books to kids, tell me about a book you read as a child that changed your life.
I’ll start: so many, but tonight maybe I’ll say A WRINKLE IN TIME, a book that taught me anger wasn’t wrong.
I’ll start: so many, but tonight maybe I’ll say A WRINKLE IN TIME, a book that taught me anger wasn’t wrong.
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We all mourn differently but we all can still wait 48 damn hrs 😭
August 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
We all mourn differently but we all can still wait 48 damn hrs 😭
One thing F&F fans will do is get that damn movie in the top ten. Twenty-five years later and it's number 8 for domestic. That's fuckin impressive y'all. We get it done every time and talk our shit, too! Let's MF go family!! #filmsky
Excited Boys Dance to 'Lets Goooo!'
ALT: Excited Boys Dance to 'Lets Goooo!'
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August 26, 2026 at 5:08 AM
One thing F&F fans will do is get that damn movie in the top ten. Twenty-five years later and it's number 8 for domestic. That's fuckin impressive y'all. We get it done every time and talk our shit, too! Let's MF go family!! #filmsky
Saw The Fast and The Furious for the 7th time in theater tonight. It was so nostalgic for me. I damn near cried. Y'all had to be there, the parking lot after that first night was wild. In 2001 my single aspiration in life was to become a street racer.😭😭😭 #filmsky
August 26, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Saw The Fast and The Furious for the 7th time in theater tonight. It was so nostalgic for me. I damn near cried. Y'all had to be there, the parking lot after that first night was wild. In 2001 my single aspiration in life was to become a street racer.😭😭😭 #filmsky
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Even his simple moves went hard MC was hittin them moves
August 16, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Even his simple moves went hard MC was hittin them moves
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This goes beyond Cyberpunk dystopian and into Borderlands style parody.
"Tech companies like Palantir now stock vending machines with nicotine pouches in the hopes of boosting their workers’ productivity."
Biohackers and wellness influencers are pushing nicotine as part of their ‘stacks’
As smoking rates fall in the U.S., startups and influencers are pushing the purported cognitive and health benefits of indulging in nicotine.
www.statnews.com
August 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
This goes beyond Cyberpunk dystopian and into Borderlands style parody.