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i am he. i am that 🦑.
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Delano thinks you should come see 7th Grade Girl Fight tonight at Durty Nelly's.
September 26, 2026 at 12:51 PM
my big bro Noah heard me lamenting the input lag inherent to the #Switch #SNES emulation & got me an OG SNES and #SuperMetroid cart for my bday. this is my first run on the OG since i was a child.
September 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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The number of people still seemingly unaware that Substack has a Nazi problem means it’s apparently worth mentioning yet again that Substack has a fucking Nazi problem.
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
www.theguardian.com
September 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Decided to do another run of #100percent #SuperMetroid today and managed to pick up a minute. I know I’m not breaking any records and am unlikely to, esp. given the input lag on the #switch but it still makes my heart happy. I fucking love this game.
August 29, 2026 at 6:47 PM
latest #pb to get #100percent on #SuperMetroid on #switch
August 28, 2026 at 10:48 PM
sampling the home grown carolina reapers is wild, because they might as well have psilocybin in them; you're definitely going to learn things about yourself and walk away with a fresh perspective.
August 27, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I’m consistently impressed by the number of IT “professionals” I work with that work remotely with a furnished laptop yet can’t seem to be bothered to read and respond to email.
August 24, 2026 at 2:29 PM
a conspiracy theory i believe in heavily is that #instacart intentionally cripples the web interface to drive you to shop with the app. literally no other websites have the issues this one does.
July 28, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.
July 24, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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“Can you explain this gap on your resume?” Yes I was being a merry fellow
July 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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how to stop fascism
July 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
i couldn't begin to estimate how many times i've finished #SuperMetroid since it was released in the 90s. first on my sibling's SNES, then later emulators, then that mini-SNES with the preinstalled games, and now on Switch. this is my first 100%.
July 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I really need someone from #Netflix to explain to me why making it difficult for me to use my account on my device when I’m house sitting for friends is a good idea. Explain it to me like I’m 5.
May 31, 2026 at 1:44 PM
7 years is a long time. longer than the time i spent with him, in this body. but who would i be, today, were it not for his love and patience? a lesser man, surely. i carry with me, to this very day, his most important lesson: unconditional love.

i still love you, old man.

Radhe Shyam
May 28, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Did I do it right?
May 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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I know I shouldn’t laugh while my child is crying, but in my defense she is also farting
January 1, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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are more people left handed in the mirror universe
April 23, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Trump thought he could steal the midterms by making MAGA minions rig the House maps.

They thought blue states would sit back and do nothing.

We proved them wrong. Thank you to VA Indivisibles and organizers across the commonwealth for this huge win and your commitment to protecting our democracy.
Virginia voters just handed Democrats another win in the Great Redistricting Wars
Trump’s gerrymandering efforts are backfiring.
www.vox.com
April 22, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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3 years into this stuff and still no normal person could answer the question “what’s your favourite piece of AI art?”
April 20, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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legendary
Mike Lindell was served with a lawsuit today while doing an interview at CPAC.
March 27, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Age is just a number, a number that means how old you are
March 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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I’m sorry for acting weird earlier, I’m just weird
February 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
i am so grateful not to suffer from the cynical nostalgia that makes people dislike the new Star Trek shows.
February 21, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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My milkshake brought all the boys back to life, but it did not restore health or vitality, the consequences are horrifying
February 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM