Universe is destroying all proof that you went to high school.

"I was there when the bookstore advertised records and it turned out to be one crate of overpriced 12" singles."

There is a car repair shop + ice cream parlor near my hometown. Shop owner's son didn't want to get into the car business but does like ice cream so the father gave him some space to try it out.

Good luck. I was practically at A Clockwork Orange eye clamp level just hoping that enough would get in there between my defensive blinks. I am positive that more got on my eyelashes than actually in my eye each time.

I had to put a cream in my left eye daily for a week last month. "Just unfold your bottom eyelid and dab it in there." Yeah, sure. It was not pleasant, but apparently I got enough in there to resolve the issue.