Joe DeMartino
@jdemartino.bsky.social
Editor @espn. Formerly @espn_esports and @sportsnation. Northwestern alum, Boston. Mostly I post about swords
Just hour after hour of him doing
this so hard that he breaks his jaw
this so hard that he breaks his jaw
September 25, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Just hour after hour of him doing
this so hard that he breaks his jaw
this so hard that he breaks his jaw
Boudica is in her burrito era
September 24, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Boudica is in her burrito era
Dorothy: Uh, tell me, Rose, um... Ah-ha ha ha!... Did they ever shoot a herring out of a cannon?
Rose: Only once. But they shot him into a tree. After that no other herring would do it.
Rose: Only once. But they shot him into a tree. After that no other herring would do it.
September 22, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Dorothy: Uh, tell me, Rose, um... Ah-ha ha ha!... Did they ever shoot a herring out of a cannon?
Rose: Only once. But they shot him into a tree. After that no other herring would do it.
Rose: Only once. But they shot him into a tree. After that no other herring would do it.
possible most vindicated man of all time
September 22, 2026 at 5:16 PM
possible most vindicated man of all time
Nick Chubb running track in high school. Like come on.
September 22, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Nick Chubb running track in high school. Like come on.
Just doing this at every debate until I win with 100 percent of the vote
September 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Just doing this at every debate until I win with 100 percent of the vote
Let’s go baby love the Sox
September 4, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Let’s go baby love the Sox
The overlap for this thing I found is probably not significant but I’m cackling
September 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The overlap for this thing I found is probably not significant but I’m cackling
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
August 27, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
also the scene where the woodsman slowly shambles toward Knox had me legit freaking out. kind of like a slow-motion version of this
August 25, 2026 at 5:06 PM
also the scene where the woodsman slowly shambles toward Knox had me legit freaking out. kind of like a slow-motion version of this
Did a historical fencing presentation and there was a local artist in the audience (Richard Pepp) sketching and folks, he got me dead-on
August 22, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Did a historical fencing presentation and there was a local artist in the audience (Richard Pepp) sketching and folks, he got me dead-on
Reacher and Everett True are spiritually identical
August 21, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Reacher and Everett True are spiritually identical
The real most vindicated man in history (and he didn’t even know drones would be a thing!!!)
August 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The real most vindicated man in history (and he didn’t even know drones would be a thing!!!)
from my man Ian Carmichael's translation (available for free online). I'm sure all noble marquis/barons/etc. would have had zero issue whipping up a batch so you should be good drive.google.com/file/d/1_tq9...
![This is the powder that goes in the axe depicted here
above. Take the milk of the titimallo and dry it in the
sun or in a hot over and make a powder, and take of
this powder an ounce or two, and an ounce of
powder of the fior de preda and mix them together.
And this powder is placed in the axe here above,
although it can be done with any kind of refinement,
but you will find no finer [recipe] than in this book](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bdn6qa7q5js6ct2qvbljxbte/bafkreiey4lmuwavklkg4y6tn7pafhjoxzg5rmbygrzy2isgyytbuvj6dha)
August 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
from my man Ian Carmichael's translation (available for free online). I'm sure all noble marquis/barons/etc. would have had zero issue whipping up a batch so you should be good drive.google.com/file/d/1_tq9...
Fiore dei Liberi's fencing manual "The Flower of Battle" includes a section where he goes "noble lord you are very honorable and would never do anything underhanded. by the way here is the exact recipe for blinding powder and how to put it in the head of your poleaxe. Just FYI wink wink"
August 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Fiore dei Liberi's fencing manual "The Flower of Battle" includes a section where he goes "noble lord you are very honorable and would never do anything underhanded. by the way here is the exact recipe for blinding powder and how to put it in the head of your poleaxe. Just FYI wink wink"
Happy International Cat Day, Boudica.
August 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Happy International Cat Day, Boudica.
Is Peyton Tolle spiritually Greg Maddux? Many people are saying this
August 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Is Peyton Tolle spiritually Greg Maddux? Many people are saying this
was reading a summary of a Ray Bradbury story about an evil baby and come on now Ray
August 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
was reading a summary of a Ray Bradbury story about an evil baby and come on now Ray
Every time vampire reinforcements show up in the Blade movies Wesley Snipes makes this face, which cracks me up every time. Like he can't *believe* more vampires have signed up to commit suicide-by-Blade
July 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Every time vampire reinforcements show up in the Blade movies Wesley Snipes makes this face, which cracks me up every time. Like he can't *believe* more vampires have signed up to commit suicide-by-Blade
like he clearly hadn't thought about it in the slightest beyond his own racism. Just looked at this photo and that was all he could come up with
July 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
like he clearly hadn't thought about it in the slightest beyond his own racism. Just looked at this photo and that was all he could come up with