Jentucky Fried Bitchin'
@jenxer.bsky.social
Often cosplays as a functional human. Recovering Gifted Child. Gen X. Hates leafblowers. Spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. FC Köln fan.🐐⚽
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
Penzey's? More like "Paysies!"
Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
Alt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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September 18, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Penzey's? More like "Paysies!"
"That's a nice face you got there. Would be a shame for someone to eat it."
September 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
"That's a nice face you got there. Would be a shame for someone to eat it."
"it's rainin' tree, hallelujah"
September 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM
"it's rainin' tree, hallelujah"
They're running the chainsaw right on the other side of the window.
100% he'll still run away when I do anything with aluminum foil tho
100% he'll still run away when I do anything with aluminum foil tho
September 17, 2026 at 4:05 PM
They're running the chainsaw right on the other side of the window.
100% he'll still run away when I do anything with aluminum foil tho
100% he'll still run away when I do anything with aluminum foil tho
Spooky hallway spider
September 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Spooky hallway spider
Cyril Figgus will have to do. Our plantable area is a postage stamp.
September 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Cyril Figgus will have to do. Our plantable area is a postage stamp.
While I will be glad to have a looming disaster gone, I am worried we'll also lose our Blue Jay visitors.
September 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
While I will be glad to have a looming disaster gone, I am worried we'll also lose our Blue Jay visitors.
So far, so good
September 16, 2026 at 7:42 PM
So far, so good
There's a chainsaw crew working on this tree today. I'm just watching it snow wood chips and hoping nothing from it breaks our house/fence/yard
September 16, 2026 at 4:46 PM
There's a chainsaw crew working on this tree today. I'm just watching it snow wood chips and hoping nothing from it breaks our house/fence/yard
It's one I didn't even know was possible!
September 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
It's one I didn't even know was possible!
Just did a zoom-in on your profile pic: your hair is gorgeous 🥰
September 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Just did a zoom-in on your profile pic: your hair is gorgeous 🥰
Another day, another blocked word
September 16, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Another day, another blocked word
Books that are brilliant yet brutal: Kristin Hannah. She puts her characters *through the wringer* in the Vietnam war, Nazi-occupied France, the Alaskan wilderness. They are tough reads and I devour them.
September 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Books that are brilliant yet brutal: Kristin Hannah. She puts her characters *through the wringer* in the Vietnam war, Nazi-occupied France, the Alaskan wilderness. They are tough reads and I devour them.
Not just you. I have tried to plod my way through books that I recognize as brilliant talent but just *can't*
September 14, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Not just you. I have tried to plod my way through books that I recognize as brilliant talent but just *can't*
It took far too long to realize that showing my art to people isn't about bragging or fishing for praise. Making things brings me joy, and that joy is what I hope to share.
September 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
It took far too long to realize that showing my art to people isn't about bragging or fishing for praise. Making things brings me joy, and that joy is what I hope to share.