Jentucky Fried Bitchin'
@jenxer.bsky.social
Often cosplays as a functional human. Recovering Gifted Child. Gen X. Hates leafblowers. Spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. FC Köln fan.🐐⚽
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
Pinned
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The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.
September 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.
The morning show
September 18, 2026 at 12:34 PM
The morning show
Breaking news
September 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Breaking news
Negotiations have broken down
September 16, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Negotiations have broken down
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Happy Baby Safety Month.
September 16, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Hardcore moth name
September 15, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Hardcore moth name
Just like the rest of us, Betsy has a mish mash of clothes hanger types
September 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Just like the rest of us, Betsy has a mish mash of clothes hanger types
Although it looks like an adorable creature with big pink eyes, it is actually overalls
I want a pair of these for myself SO BAD, but I only had 3" x 3" of the fabric 🥺
#sewing #miniatures
I want a pair of these for myself SO BAD, but I only had 3" x 3" of the fabric 🥺
#sewing #miniatures
September 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Although it looks like an adorable creature with big pink eyes, it is actually overalls
I want a pair of these for myself SO BAD, but I only had 3" x 3" of the fabric 🥺
#sewing #miniatures
I want a pair of these for myself SO BAD, but I only had 3" x 3" of the fabric 🥺
#sewing #miniatures
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DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS 🤼
June 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS 🤼
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Phew! Thank goodness.
September 13, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Phew! Thank goodness.
*same*
1. See book post
2. Add to library list
3. Read read read
4. Repeat
1. See book post
2. Add to library list
3. Read read read
4. Repeat
I am not first and will be far from the last to say this:
I have purchased so many books because I saw them recommended or publicized here on bsky. I cannot urge you all enough to KEEP TALKING ABOUT BOOKS.
I know it's easier to talk up someone else's book, but this also means you, the shy author.
I have purchased so many books because I saw them recommended or publicized here on bsky. I cannot urge you all enough to KEEP TALKING ABOUT BOOKS.
I know it's easier to talk up someone else's book, but this also means you, the shy author.
I have mentioned it before, so maybe, but I know others liked it too. Hooray for word of "mouth" (or post) for getting it seen.
September 13, 2026 at 12:52 PM
*same*
1. See book post
2. Add to library list
3. Read read read
4. Repeat
1. See book post
2. Add to library list
3. Read read read
4. Repeat
The joy of the finished tiny clothes still outweighs the pain of the process... for now
September 12, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The joy of the finished tiny clothes still outweighs the pain of the process... for now
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When you buy a new hat, and you feel pretty, and want to show your friends that in your new hat, you are very pretty. 😍😁
September 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
When you buy a new hat, and you feel pretty, and want to show your friends that in your new hat, you are very pretty. 😍😁
A blurry picture of a purty boi
September 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
A blurry picture of a purty boi
Meanwhile in Texas: looking up theatrical makeup to make me appear older than 65
(yeah yeah, I know they check the accuracy)
(yeah yeah, I know they check the accuracy)
Get your new covid vaccines! I know two people just this week who have gotten covid, and there's no reason to put it off!
www.kqed.org/news/1209893...
www.kqed.org/news/1209893...
A New COVID Vaccine Is Here (Without Much Fanfare). When Should You Get It? | KQED
The updated 2026-27 COVID-19 vaccine is now rolling out across California. What to know about where to get yours — and what’s covered by insurance.
www.kqed.org
September 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Meanwhile in Texas: looking up theatrical makeup to make me appear older than 65
(yeah yeah, I know they check the accuracy)
(yeah yeah, I know they check the accuracy)
Half sewn and my eyes are already wrecked even with a magnifying lamp
September 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Half sewn and my eyes are already wrecked even with a magnifying lamp
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John Collier, The Devil Skating When Hell Freezes Over, 1894
September 5, 2026 at 1:52 PM
John Collier, The Devil Skating When Hell Freezes Over, 1894
I can't unsee that both sides of this picture have the same pallor
Turns out you really do need food inspectors after all
The FDA has announced a recall of 25 varieties of cream cheese due to possible contamination with listeria.
September 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I can't unsee that both sides of this picture have the same pallor
Doing a very lazy Judy Garland impression
September 7, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Doing a very lazy Judy Garland impression
Post a meme you haven't been able to use yet
September 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Post a meme you haven't been able to use yet
Norman Rockwell (1994)
gods, print ad, mega drive (1994) archive.org/details/Comp...
September 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Norman Rockwell (1994)
I saw the trains and was happy.
I saw AOC v. MAHA and GTFO for the day.
I saw AOC v. MAHA and GTFO for the day.
September 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I saw the trains and was happy.
I saw AOC v. MAHA and GTFO for the day.
I saw AOC v. MAHA and GTFO for the day.
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This is the kind of thread that makes social media worth it.
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
September 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
This is the kind of thread that makes social media worth it.